Remember that thought exercise about going back in time and killing baby hitler? Sometimes you don’t need to go back in time and just find the cancerous adult version before he tries his own beer hall putsch.

We all tsk tsk’d when she said they were a basket of deplorables. Convince me she was wrong.

Ketchup as a vegetable. Casual cruelty has been baked into the gop for decades. Don’t let anyone say otherwise.

The right wing has been justifying the 2nd amendment for years saying we need guns to protect ourselves from the government. Well federal agents are entering private property, extrajudicially, right now. So where the fuck are you ? This is the moment you’ve been preparing for.

There is a documentary on Netflix called “Ordinary Men”. After you’ve watched it, review what you seen and heard about ICE.

The Nazis were fools. All they had to do was say the death camps were clerical errors and everything would have been fine.

Learn the difference between misfeasance and malfeasance. It’ll come up later in the trials.

You know when the really rich make money? When the market whipsaws up and down. What’s happening now? Drive to down and buy cheap till they own everything. Cool.

Maybe Zelensky should fly home and sign a minerals deal with the EU. Like, today.

Why are people going to stores and stocking up and hoarding things? Don’t you only do that when there’s been a disaster? Oh…wait…..

Part of trumps plan is to make the markets swing as wildly as he can. People like him and musk make money on the swings, no matter how damaging to the economy. Chaos is a tool in their investment tool box.

Before we make sweeping condemnations over the DC air crash. I’m not sure what the Cheeto Jesus would have done to impact this. It sounds like the helo driver screwed up. Commercial air crashes are usually failure chains or pilot error. We will see.

I was watching coverage of our new DHS secretary on an ICE raid. As she was commenting I was just waiting for the words “glorious fatherland” to come out. I know it was on the tip of her tongue.

2 cities are happy with the upcoming Super Bowl. And that’s about it.

Turned off the AFC championship game. The refs have it well in hand.

My birthday gift from my daughters. Yes they are over 21 and yes I did raise them right.

Are you blacking out news? I quit it all together, Daily Show, John Oliver, podcasts, Bill Maher, local and national news (which I rarely read/watched) all of it makes no sense now.

I find all the internet wildfire experts funny. Here’s a tip for them, if you’ve never been in a fire zone or had to leave your home as fire approached, your best bet it to shut the fuck up.

Thank god they’ve made another tv show starring Tim Allen as a grumpy yet wise old man who drinks coffee and judges all younger generations. Just can’t get enough.

Mexico, Greenland, and Panama should all issue a joint statement: Sit down and shut up you doddering old fool. No one is interested in your mad ramblings. No one takes you seriously.

I see James Woods posted a video of the pacific palisades fire near his home. Shoulda raked your forest maga asshole.

Did any of you guys get a call about the Bears coaching job? If not you gotta be the only one ‘cause it seems like they called everyone else in the country.

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So the Luddite end of maga is tussling with the no regulation let us make money end. Fun times are coming!

So it begins: The Aaron Rodger’s will he/wont he play next year. Hey, Karen, the only people who care are the jets fans who are still deluded enough to think you’re good. Save it.

Ok, I did it. I watched Die Hard. Are you happy now?

To all the “Christians” out there in the season I would remind you that the angels announced the birth of Christ to the shepherds, the lowest of the low, not to dipshits with gold toilets or rocket dorks. Who do you think Jesus wants you to think about?

When you watch football with your daughters you know right away that end zone dance is from Camp Rock.

Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada)

All these idiots and doddering old fools are gonna screw around one too many times and something is gonna break. There are so many examples in history where ill prepared and ill suited morons drove nations off the road and right in to the ditch. Regret. It’s a word maga should get used to.

I was driving with my daughter today when we came across a cyber truck. She said it looked like a big Pontiac Aztec. I laughed pretty hard.

So I’m on a United flight that boarded at 515 this morning. Plane goes up, lights go down and people start sleeping. Half way through the lights go on and the overhead starts barking about a credit card offer. The attendants start up and down with flyers. This is why people hate capitalism

Cheeto Jesus isn’t draining the swamp. He installing meaner and dumber alligators.

I’m not sure why so many people are shocked by corporate CEOs lining up to kiss trumps ass. Those guys would sell their own mothers to make a buck so them selling out their country out should come as no surprise whatsoever

Who hasn't bowed to the Felon publications: Pro Publica Rolling Stone PBS Vanity Fair (I’m not sure, but maybe The New Yorker?) Mother Jones Deadline Whitehouse with Nicole Wallace, The Rachel Maddow Show, The ReidOut with Joy Reid, The Last Word with Lawrence O’Donnell, All In with Chris Hayes.

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Someone will write a book about a subset of American women of childbearing age who were virulent anti vaxers inhabiting social media. They met maga when the pandemic hit and ignited the wildfire which we are all living through. Other groups were involved but that is the foundation of it.

One of the vendors I work with just received a sizable private equity investment. In the 90 days since that happened service has started to fall off. Prices going up will happen soon I’m sure. And drag storytellers is Americans biggest problem? Diversity? Pay equity? Good lord.

Looking for confirmation but Luigi had his go fund me shut down right away but Kyle Rittenhouse was able to pull in half a million before his was shuttered?

If you want to be thought of as a serious sports journalist don’t use the word “tuddy” Just don’t.

I’m so happy that espn shows the Bengals kicker’s girlfriend each time he makes a kick. And I thought I knew football, but this kind of insight is invaluable.

Lemme get this straight. I can kill a mentally ill guy in broad daylight in front of witnesses and walk. I kill a guy who is a merchant in misery of others and it results in nationwide manhunt. Wonder if Luigi will get off?

What do people say about moral relativism?

3 events happened in a short period of time in the late 70s-early 80s. The 401k was authorized by congress. Reagan started plundering ss to fund covert wars and warning ss was going bankrupt. CEOs started saying returning value to shareholders was their only job. Here we are.

@tim-walz.bsky.social sorry but I won’t follow the Governor till he’s here and posting himself and leaving the dumpster fire to burn.

Cargill is laying off people because of falling food prices. Eggs remain expensive due to avian flu. Trump gets elected because food it too expensive. WTF? Is life just playing a cruel joke?