I think today makes 2 years since I started playing, woohoo! Happy arriving-to-eorzea day to this little fella!

punch your local grandpa's granddaughter, it's morally legal 😌

i guess my partner's wol @wishywashyxiv.bsky.social is just one of those "adventurer friends" the game mentions when you need people for a trial XD kuwagata has met so many people on his journey, so what's another lalafell friend right!

Oh, wow, didn't know they added Elon Musk to this game!

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I had some connection issues during Ozma where I could move but saw everyone (Ozma included) standing still doing nothing, so I just followed the discord callouts even though nothing happened on my screen and somehow I survived??

I've only opened two Materiel Container 4.0 so far and I got the same thing from both of them 😭 That's a 1/55 chance, what a crit!

No words to describe what this means for me. Here's my Vivi Ornitier card for #MTGxFINALFANTASY !✨ So grateful to my AD Stephanie Cheung for trusting in me for this!

Spirit of the Remembered has a 70% chance of auto-raise but it has proc'ed like 7 out of 8 times in total for me, one day I'll die and it won't proc and I'll be like "wait, it can fail??"

Baldesion Arsenal is so much fun! Yesterday was great because it was my first clear, but today it didn't go that smooth and we had a bunch of casualties so it was more chaotic and actually more fun jsjdbkx

first Baldesion Arsenal run in half an hour... please pray for grandpa 😭🙏

playing the game next to my partner is so incredibly hilarious, the difference of camera angle on the same cutscene, me with an au ra and partner with a lalafell laksjdlasjkdlad helpppppppp

BALDESION ARSENAL CLEARED, LET'S GOOO!!!

Okay, so it turns out I didn't need gold bunny coffers at all jsjjdkdj there are cheaper alternatives, I just stayed with an action recipe believing it was the best one for some reason

Wow, I even just dreamt twice that I did the bunny fate

13 happy bunnies and not a single one was gold coffer 😔 please, I need offensive logograms to try BA again 😭😭

It takes over 10 minutes for hydatos bunny to spawn but if I'm inactive for 10 minutes I get kicked out or eureka, what am I supposed to do in the meantime if I'm all alone in the instance and I'm elvl 60 😭

Re-rolled and got 4 on dhit and 1 on spell speed lmaooo fastest cancel ever

So it turns out you can get kicked straight out of Baldesion Arsenal by the last boss, so basically after over an hour of duty I lost it all like 2 minutes before clearing it. I feel so frustrated...

Getting 2 crit bonuses on the relic 😎😎 The other 3 bonuses go to dhit 😔😔

me: "yooo check out the nice figurines i got today! :D" @wishywashyxiv.bsky.social: "Zenos: I think we're gonna have to kill this adventurer, Tentomon Tentomon: Damn..." so i had to draw it aksdhajdha #ffxivart

AAAH, I DID IT 😭😭 Still not 100% because I gotta reroll stats a bit and I'll also do BA and go for the Physeos just as a personal achievement, but I'm so glad I pulled it off at least until the "full relic glam"! 🥹

OMNICRAFTER (free trial version) LET'S GOOO

If Tataru made a deliberate reference to a certain viral video I swear I'm gonna kick this child in the ribs

Suddenly I wasn't a sprout anymore and I got afraid I was a child no more and it was time to be A Man™, apparently turning party search on and off will do that to you, luckily I could turn sprout back on so I can go eat glue in the corner again 👍

I just did the Byakko trial and it was so cool, I really liked it! Some new mechanics but they were intuitive, so it was a new challenge but without finding myself dead without knowing how as it usually happens when I get into a new trial haha

I thought Hydatos would be a cakewalk because you only need 350 crystals, but (excluding Tristitia) the most crystals you get from a NM is 10, that is ROUGH 💀

I totally agree with him, I also love the chaos rule in triple triad (less options = less to think about)

Relic update, Pyros done! Also my face in the second pic 😭 TOO BRIGHT

Be nice to people they said, people will respond in kind they said

Como me mira Drácula depue de sobarme Ajo por todo el cuerpo excepto por el guevo

Hiding spot ready to capture that bunny to get unlimited eggs (seal camouflaging as an egg too)

Cómo que del Partido Popular, Aznar sas Brutus le llaman

Relic doubt: If I put a relic in the glamour dresser, does it lose its re-rolled stats? I'd like to store it in the dresser for safekeeping, but I don't want to waste the re-roll effort

I've finished all the MSQ included in the free trial, it's joever for me 💸

I love Triple Triad, but it gets so incredibly tedious when you have to play against the same NPC for an hour even though you're winning every single time because a card won't drop 😭

CHICKEN JOCKEY 🫵

Okay, Pyros not only has actions that are pretty OP once you get the hang of it, it also doesn't ruin your XP gain when going against higher lvl foes, that's pretty neat

I controlled Alphinaud for a moment during an instance and bro only had three commands on the hotbar, what a noob 🥱🥱

Why did so many people complain about Pagos, Pyros is worse in my opinion 😭 You need more crystals, you need to unlock 30 actions with 0 information on how go get logograms, you have to navigate so many annoying corridors to navigate, and and it even has the annoying sleeping dragons!

Eureka on free trial is SO frustrating. I saw the exact moment Lamebrix spawned on the map, rushed straight there, and they were already done because free trialers can't answer a simple "omw" when people shout "anyone otw or pt 29:40"

How am I supposed to play the MSQ when I can't stop petting and feeding my seal minion 😭

About 5 minutes since I got the seal and it already received a pat from a passerby, what a charmer!

I'm a little annoyed that, despite saying I'm farming for the minion (only 700gil on the MB but I can't buy it because free trial), other people who already have it still roll Need on it, fortunately I got lucky on the roll (or rather they got unlucky, because all our rolls were low lol)

I GOT THE SALT & PEPPER SEAL 🥹🥹🥹

I don't think I'll like any job more than RDM, I just love having an all-in-one class, emergency raiser (with unlimited instacast) if healer is down, really fun to play, and with cool colorful magic, I'm like 100% its target audience

ORCHESTRION, NOT ORCHESTRATION JXHSNBXBN

I think you shouldn't be able to choose Need on a minion or orchestration you have registered even if you don't have it in your inventory

When I rolled 60 on seal the other person rolled like a 76, and now that the other people rolled a 38 and a 18, I rolled an 8 😭😭 I hate this gacha game, I would have gotten it on the second run if I had rolled like an 80, but I didn't so now I'm 14 runs in and still seal-less

Are the duty coffers drop rates specified anywhere by any chance? I know the seal minion is 1 out of 16 possible rewards for the last coffer, but I read somewhere that drop rates are not distributed evenly among the possible rewards and I haven't found explicit drop rates anywhere