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sick on a Saturday just days before butt surgery

what if I just became a reply guy?

My short film Outage is up now on YouTube! 🎊 Thanks to the amazing people who worked on this film and everyone who supported our crowdfunding! 👽 youtu.be/RhKuREs7iSs?...

finally got a three-segment Dudunsparce

is adult life just managing other people's emotions all the time?

still haven't gotten the record, by the way, so if there's anyone with kindness in their heart who has a copy of Carly Rae Jepsen's Disco Darling that they'd be willing to sell to me for less than $75 I'd post hole

spent two hours in line and they were sold out of the CRJ record....

hey what's up, I'm gay and gross

I feel like Werner Herzog and Dakota Johnson are spiritually aligned

Fiona Dourif has been criminally underappreciated and under-cast for so long that it's been great to see her get the attention she deserves for The Pitt

saw someone saying that Lee Cronin's the Mummy has Lee Cronin's name in the title because it's based on a book written by Lee Cronin à la Bram Stoker's Dracula and I really wish I'd bullied that person

In my quest to find a momcore drama I like as much as The Good Wife I have tried and dropped: - Ally McBeal (incredibly misogynistic and the lead is insufferable) - The Good Fight (strong start but the drop in quality is shocking) - Scandal (circular and redundant plot lines drag it down)

Scandal is kind of exhausting, idk how yall did seven years of this mess

Ned Dameron. From Robert E. Howard, Kull, Donald M. Grant, 1985. #NedDameron

Weird dog

The Malcolm in the Middle revival is just making me nostalgic for when shows were shot on film

Maybe This Time, but instead of it being about Sally Bowles' tragic optimism it's about me thinking a throuple will work out for me this time

Diarrhea! At the Dive Bar

I was feeling Bonita

Did 3 covers this week so I'm rewarding myself by sketching some Xena/Callisto smooching before bed. Yes, I'm drawing as a treat for all the drawing I've been doing! 😀

3 stars is good actually

I do love Zatanna but I do not like reading whole paragraphs written in reverse

I had a nice time noting most of the guest stars when I watched The Good Wife last year, so much so that I decided to do it again this year for this season's depression binge -- Scandal! First up is Leslie Grossman as a coroner! Weird choice, but nice to see her.

In the mood to watch something fucked up and Italian

Boy, I tell ya. #pixelart

Women!

Opeo

I never feel that autism diagnosis more than when I'm sent on a solo work trip where I'm expected to network

Ella Enchanted criterion collection when?

I joked to my husband that I was going to redraw the Broship of the Ring as gay scenesters and then I started with Gimli and I uh. Got too distracted to draw the rest

damn, not even a new Dune trailer is lifting me from this funk

yes I'm fine, why do you ask?

Alas, they gave the pokemon with special backgrounds a cute little storage symbol and so now I care

likely suspects in this lineup

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oof, the depression is hittin tonight

All I post about is pokemon Go these days bc it's kind of all that I do

The Pokemon Go gyms by the house I'm sitting at have a very polite back and forth where we wait 8 hours to knock out the others' Pokemon so we all get the max coins. But one trainer doesn't seem to abide by that so I've made it my goal to always knock him out before he hits the daily threshold.

Current obsession: the bizarrely snatched Remy from this mobile game ad

Hi, it's me coming in with niche discourse from a decade ago bc I'm twisted and watching The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017) -- why did they Lego whitewash Robin Roberts and Michael Strahan???

uhhh is it normal for this dude to just be like chillin out in the wild ?

Valentines

Silent Hill 2 telling me how many times I checked the map like ok, I'm directionally challenged

Added a background to this Xena/Callisto piece so I could make some nice prints and I think it turned out PEACHY

car decided it won't start the same month I was planning use my bonus to pay down some debt

it's kinda crazy that they threw all the Resident Evil games into a blender and then released it as Requiem. Which is a compliment, by the way, even if there's a criminal lack of Jill Valentine.