exam season got me going through my own Century of Humiliation out here i am DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This you, @yuvivt.bsky.social ? lol youtube.com/shorts/rbbuc...

(hyping myself up to do homework voice) I am what oppenheimer spoke of I deserve to kill someone My narrator is unreliable and thats ok All flesh changes so I am innocent Rember what they took from you Self destruction is sexy 1kg of caffeine is safe and normal My body is a place of honor

ITS A BLIZZARD FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS FUCKING SNOWING LIFE IS SO PEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!

they're putting me down soon

✔️ medibang that is all

They got me in Geneva the way I’m abusing this Play On Words

They call me the FBI Extracriminal Court the way I be Fucking Bitches In Every City

There is genuinely nothing that unites a class more than a shitty prof

Where my Michigan ladies at? 🥲 Gotta be some of you out there, right? No? Just me?

MY IDIOT IS GROWING UP!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!

i got three followers for this post I JUST CANT STOP WINNING

LOOK AT ALL OF YOU AMAZING PEOPLE IN THE BLAST ZONE. you are amazing. Thank you. 🥲💚🐸

????? why does my silence buy followers what the fuck is wrong with you people

"Oh boo hoo, life is so dull nowadays, I wish something exciting would happen to get me out of this slump..." Amazon AWS improperly storing hundreds of classified and top secret government documents in a way that makes them all searchable on Google with the right tags:

I went down a youtube rabbit hole about like personal bunkers and theyre sooo badly designed even the extreme expensive ones are bad bro emergency tunnel right next to the main exit, external fuel tank, no storage for fuckin anything 'preppers are dumb' stereotype continues to hold water i guess

just had an actual, genuine, honest to fuck 'this aint your grannies station *enemy - imagine dragons*' moment and it made me want to stop drawing and go to bed

multi-trillion dollar idea: Edible Glowstick

🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 i'm now a christmas crab 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

ITS FUCKEN CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS YEAHHHHHH WOOOO HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every year I download the Pumpkin patch, and every year it’s still FUCKING BROKEN Devs pls patch Pumpkin :{

I should get in creepypasta fanfic

I cannot recommend A House of Dynamite any fucking less this shit just teased me for two fucking hours and gave me NOTHING No bomb, no aftershock, not even a fucking decision for fucks sake Negative two fucking BILLION out of ten what the FUCK

Decided to redo my setup yet again. To keep everything just about the same height, I put the Access Controller on top of 2 old DVD cases. And yes, that is my hand. #ItsShouTime #俺は将来だ #DisabledGamer

Fuckin WEEN

hey babe are you minecraft??? because id cobble YOUR stone

im learning chemistry so that i may someday make Brain Explosion Energy (20 pounds of caffeine per can) and experience time dilation so acute it starts answering powerscaling debates and also to make hyper botox that i can sell for $40k a molecule

Squonked outta my gourd right now holy shjt

TWO DAYS TILL CHROSTMAS YAY!!!!!!

How it feels deciding whether to hit or stand on a 16

Vtubers, amirite

It had been raining for a fuckin WEEK bro pls i don’t want to be british anymore

WHY IT SO FUCKIN C O L D FUCKING 5 DEGREES FUCK

im like a genderbent frankenstein but instead of making monsters im draining them

Need yorse huri Need to kiss umas Need to be an umakisser

chem work so bad they tryna hire me

my lazy ass got me reawakening the black death of viruses so that i dont have to find stereoismers manually

bagels should be split into 3 instead of 2

academic dishonesty is my FAVORITE activity

Sunday todo list: - burst bubble - stir pot - toot my horn - skate on thin ice - add fuel to fire - open can of worms - push buttons - poke bears - add straw to camel - beat around bush

Tonight’s target: The Twins. Two eyes, one goal—don’t die horribly. Time to prove that lasers and fireballs can’t stop a determined catboy with a pickaxe 😼💥 🔴 Live now: twitch.tv/felix_miaoshiro

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absolutely fucked that its 15C in here, my GPUs are at like 45C, and my fans are STILL at maximum like my brother in computing it is OK 45 is NOT bad PLEASE stop screaming

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current scam meta is CRAZY genuinely almost went 'damn trump casino named trumpsino, god bless the united states' but obviously hed never give a fuckin CENT away modern political beliefs are just whatever scams i fell victim to

yeah the rapture happened on the 24th saw my buddy eric go straight on up, give him the finger the hole way

WHY IS NO ONE PAYING ATTENTION TO MY NEW SONA

Waking up to a documentary on the collapse of the Soviet Union like I’m so fuckin dilfcore rn