First time England have conceded three since the Senegal friendly. The Goalkeeper that day. Henderson. Before that Germany in 22. The Keeper. Pope. #blamepickford

Very, very fun. Utterly chaotic.

This is a very fun game to watch. All the pressure off. Fresh players. Going to be a few more goals tonight.

Post house move vibes…

Wife’s in the new place with the cats. One 💩 in the car and one still mostly hiding 😂 I’m at the old place with the entire house packed. We have far too much stuff. Mostly books. Movers are getting tipped well.

Have to give the brickbats for Tuchel on this one.

Truly the People’s Princess.

Terrible game but a great watch. Argentina living up to their snidey dark arts tradition.

Premier League have fully opened Pandora's Box with a god awful process for PSR - and leaves Man City facing a multitude of claims pending their outcome - PL spots, European Qualification, Cup wins. Might just bankrupt even their oilgarch owners based on the view of the Everton Burnley compensation.

Biggest and most embarrassing French capitulation since the Battle of Fishguard?!

Might have to watch this again tonight.

Completion day tomorrow. Better half is definitely going to cry. At several points throughout the day. My bottom lip may wobble a smidge.

Counter offer: Only Count Binface should stand.

C’mon Egypt…. not you though Salah….you can still jog on.

“You don’t know the attacks on me, they go to another school”. #farage

Making money is sometimes a crime Nige. It all depends on how you do it. That’s the entire fucking point you dishonest toadie.

Even if he steps aside (the dream!) he should continue to be investigated and censured if appropriate.

Same as the Everton vs Arsenal game that. One given. One not.

Can we all fuck off to bed now?!

I am 100% stealing this.

To all my American followers. Please be assured that us Brits do indeed celebrate 4th July. Mostly by donning our red coats and maintaining our Brown Bess’ - while drinking tea and scoffing at you getting all antsy at a 3% taxation rate.

Meal at Dishoom tonight with some of my oldest friends. I think we ordered about half of the menu. My stomach is equal parts happy and on the verge of an eruption that could shut down the airspace over the UK. Hans Blix may need to be called.

As much as I can’t stand the Princess Diana cos player. He’s made a huge difference tonight

Penalty and two yellows there. One for the keeper and one for the player constantly asking for a yellow. But we’re really clutching at straws. God awful so far from England.

Put them all in chains…. No not like that!!!!!!

Exchanged!!!!!!! Finally! Now to figure out exactly which of these 7 pubs is going to be my local. All within 150m…..

New business idea. Conveyancing solicitors who do what they say they’re going to do, when it’s meant to be done, and proactively communicate any delays.

Cracking goal for Ndiaye just now. Good for his confidence and transfer value 👍

Probable/possible exchange day today. Although our solicitors asking for more documents for AML 2 months after telling us all was fine can fuck right off.

First pass I thought Pickford was off there. But Ghanaian lad changes direction to run into him. Very good referring that. 👍

Ronaldo Vs Uzbekistan.

The ‘We did it’ line hit hard. Every achievement after you lose someone feels that little bit emptier for it.

And breathe.

Evertonians everywhere recognise this England performance. Equaliser incoming. 😂

Their solicitors.

Well, that’s Burnley paid and £25m for a replacement. 😂🙃🤦‍♂️🙄😒

And now onto agreeing exchange and completion dates….

Mykolenko is a perfectly sensible renewal. Saves us £15-20m this window by only needing to buy 1 LB rather than 2.

Collapse incoming…. #engnz

This ⬇️ While utterly tragic, and really badly handled by the police - justice has been swift and full.

And I love the usage of the words ‘noggins’ and ‘skeelings’ in the report. Excellent words.

And final structural survey back. Only a few advisory’s to check over time, nothing recent, and mostly just the very slight wonkiness that comes with an older house. Feels like all systems go. 👏🏻

Enjoying the Supernatural cameos in The Boys. Although Rob Benedict’s as Splinter is going to take some serious therapy to remove from my brain.

A good player, at a very good price, for a position we’re desperate for. 👍

And 2/3 of follow up specialist surveys back and no major screamers. About £5-7k of work in next 3 years but nothing immediate - older house so all in budget for maintenance anyway . Just the structural survey tomorrow and hopefully all systems go.

Swimming against the tide today but am Hoping we don’t relegate Spurs. Solely as lot of my mates down here support them and I don’t want to see them miserable. West Ham being 3-0 down after the first 10 mins is the ideal scenario.

Part of the same group as The Sun. Utter digital diarrhoea of a station as well. Shakes head.

Also if we treat this as looking at the ownership change as comparison. We’re currently in the Dean Smith phase. Change takes time. We are better than we were LY. The overall PL Is much more competitively even than YOY. Big window ahead. UTFT.

Going to be very hard to find then.

Seeing people stating that West Ham are getting relegated with a squad ‘full of Moyes’ Signings. Nope. Only Bowen, Soucek and Areola remain. Which is probably a big reason why they’re struggling. That’s a huge turnover In 2 years. The man does needs to stop being so damn cautious IMHO though.