Pick a crime, any crime. Impeach. Convict. Criminally Indict. Prosecute. Sentence. Imprison. Claw back all ill-gotten gains. Repeat with family and cronies.

What’s all the fuss about Lh98?

The dog looks like Kash Patel being asked simple questions by Democratic Congressmen.

Mishegoss Accomplished!

“We choose to bring home troops from Germany and do other questionable things, not because they are easy, but because they make Putin happy.” —Donald Trump quote from “Big Speeches of Small Minds”

“Vlady, I think this may be the beginning of a beautiful friendship, albeit one in which one friend blackmails the other into doing evil things on a global scale.”

Good point.

An administration that should be tough enough to stand up against the murderous Putins of the world is wetting its pants over a ladies morning coffee klatch.

I’d sooner believe Epstein wrote a suicide note as a haiku.

“We choose to bring home troops from Germany and do other questionable things, not because they are easy, but because they make Putin happy.” —Donald Trump quote from “Big Speeches of Small Minds”

Mishegoss Accomplished!

Kinda looks like Kash Patel being asked questions by Congress.

When you FedEx dog shit back to the pet owner who lets his dog go on your lawn.

Kash always looks like a convenience store clerk who’s been asked if he has Prince Albert in a can.

Everything sounds lighthearted and proper when preceded by “dare I say.” Dare I say, if it weren’t for your extra long necktie, we would see your pee spots. Tip your waitresses and drive home safe!

One president has class, the other doesn’t.

The people who always say it's "too soon" to politicize a school shooting started politicizing the hell out of this shooting about a minute after it happened.

I don’t think the political party that’s spent 30 years telling us ‘actually everyone should have guns, no restrictions ’ should try and pin the blame for political violence on the party that’s been saying ‘more guns is bad and we should have some common sense limits’ for 30 years.

When did Stephen Hawking visit the Oval Office?

The President’s fine, he’s just in a slump.

In 1956, Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev famously said "We will bury you." Seventy years later, Putin handed Trump a shovel and commanded, “Start digging.”

Trump followed Orban’s playbook. Dem’s will follow Magyar’s.

Seize the autocrat on his way out and show the new leader what happens if he doesn’t serve his people.

Just as it’s a crime for a professional boxer to use his fists outside the ring, it’s a crime for a President to use his bully pulpit to threaten and terrorize civilians. See: Geneva Convention

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

Just because a President announces he’s agreed to a two week ceasefire moments before he threatened to commit war crimes, does not mean he is suddenly fit to serve. #25thAmendment

Turns out Russia, Russia, Russia was worse than we thought

I stand against Brussels sprouts and Christofascists like JD Vance.

Absolutely!

Good idea.

Which is more of an abomination? 1. A crucifix made of chocolate. 2. White chocolate. 3. Donald Trump as president.

In 1956, Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev famously said "We will bury you." Seventy years later, Putin handed Trump a shovel and commanded, “Start digging.”

Six Justices are canaries in a coal mine. If they cave on this we’ll know they’re compromised.

Hegseth’s made-up story of a sycophant who addresses him as “Sir” is a plagiarism of Trump’s stupid shtick.

When Trump thinks with his gut instead of his brain, his ideas are vomit.

Trump: Chocolate rations have increased. Double plus good!

Maybe the reason ICE agents wear masks is not fear of doxing, but fear of looking pathetic.

The ultimate Slip and Fall scam.

Plenty of time to ask Bill Barr who sabotaged the Mueller Report and under whose watch Epstein was killed.

Two Pees in a Putin

IAmPoliticsGirl: Voter suppression bill #SaveAct

“Foster the Future Together” could only be written by an entitled empty nester whose command of English is sketchy and whose husband is actively destroying million’s of people’s futures.

When you try explaining the Wheel to a caveman.

Cracker Barrel Pundit Attempts to Cover Ass, Falls Flat On It

I imagine each post I write mocking this regime will be read out loud in federal court in my trumped-up trial for sedition and the jury will be trying hard not to laugh.

It’s as if 80 million people were lied to by Republican fundraising emails.

Cover your drinks—aerosolized bullshit is spraying everywhere!