It’s neat how one day a year everyone in America attempts to cook the exact same multi course meal, we should have more of those there should be a day in august where millions of Americans attempt to make a chicken pot pie from scratch

I like how America has collectively decided that Mad Men is a Thanksgiving show

left NIMBYs keep saying “YIMBYism is bad because it won’t actually improve the housing market!!” but I’ve never seen an actual logical explanation of why building more housing will make things *worse* than they are now

wait so some of the people who liked zohran (the guy who said he wanted to build a bunch of housing) are now upset because he is taking steps to build more housing? do I have that right

I think we should put LED lights on all the buildings in Mississippi just to even the playing field

the funniest part of mid-2000s Survivor was all the contestants who had never bothered to watched the show before lol. now it’s season 48 and every single Survivor is a millennial who’s run a Survivor podcast since 2014

bluesky should do the country reveal thing. i want to see something

as a democrat one thing i hate about democrats is how much worse we are at committing to the bit than republicans. ANY clever rhetorical/political win and dems can’t help immediately revealing the magic trick to brag about it

i don’t really even mind the cringiness or oversincerity but sometimes i scroll through this app and realize that if i was ever at a party exclusively populated by people on here i would leave. and that includes myself, if you ever went to a party and it was 100% Mes you would kill yourself

I used to love to cook and thus became the “MAN??? who LOVES?? to COOK???!???” among any and all vague relatives and then one day i woke up and realized i fucking hated it

you may think you’re a tolerant leftist but are you willing to let the normie libs you’ve been trained to hate do exactly what zohran did

it’s 2027. zohran mamdani’s New York City is doing better than ever, by every possible metric, due to his unique ability to act pragmatically while charming a wide variety of people. especially wine lib brooklyn dems and People Who Fail Purity Tests. all red triangle leftists have excommunicated him

Star Wars is crazy because it’s a good movie (it’s good!) but it’s impossible to tell *how* good it actually is because it also just so happens to be tied to the fourth or fifth greatest symphony ever written in the entire history of music

if you’re going to complain about Instacart drivers on social media you should first be legally required to tell us how much you tipped them

call me a shitlib but i will never excuse a billionaire at the center of a global capitalist child sex trafficking ring because he smiled during a fucking photo op

in this thread you will see a bunch of blueskyers disrespectfully shitting on the scientists who’ve toiled for YEARS for no money to solve covid. bskyers are justifying their hatred under the guise of the maga “they” conspiracy

ah yes. i’m glad bluesky has finally gotten to the MAGA truth that the COVID researchers are not performing modern miracles, but rather getting rich off the grift, buying lambos on their $55k/year (+ constant republican hate job insecurity) salaries

yeah i’m currently fucking pissed about the amount of condescending red triangles who are conveniently forgetting about trump being the center of a literal capitalist billionaire sex trafficking ring and raping hundreds of women and children so they can make their meet cute posts jesus christ

the fact that there are more than zero leftists who decided to give trump a vibe pass on the whole pedophile billionaire sex trafficking thing because he smiled at zohran is — jesus fucking christ

if you’ve suddenly decided to give trump a vibe pass you’re just maga with a different colored hat

if you’re even thinking about “building a populist coalition” with a pedophile rapist, excuse me THE pedophile rapist, what the fuck is wrong with you

im sorry is dog zapper talking about trump like he’s a fucking college football recruiter how are you guys this stupid

donald trump might be a fascist pedophile who raped children in a billionaire sex trafficking ring but it’s all forgiven because he found the mayor of new york city charming in a photo op as a manipulation tactic

you can be happy mamdani did his job as mayor without getting all tingly about the idea that it could put a pedophile rapist fascist on your side btw

please tell me which “right-wing cheney policy” kamala harris folded on and endorsed in exchange for liz cheney being there at 2 campaign events. go ahead

if a cheney endorses kamala harris that MUST mean she’s EVIL but when the most evil man in america, a literal rapist pedophile who’s dismantling democracy for the billionaire class charms zohran…

ah yes. donald trump, the notorious anti-billionaire president

how is it even possible for the leftist “immune to propaganda” cohort to be this easily conned by an evil dictator - oh wait. oh that’s right. you guys love stalin

very interested to see where bluesky lands on Avatar 3

got a whole bus to myself today. fuck yeah. this is the future liberals want

oh my god. how is it even possible to be so terminally online your head is this far up your ass

I know it’s supposed to be Oregon USC hate week but I’m not gonna lie I quite like Oregon. Eugene is one of the most pleasant places on Earth. Great people, beautiful, had a REALLY good pizza there. with that said beating them at Nike Stadium would be incredible

using up all my AMC reservations a whole month in advance to see Avatar 3 over and over

we should pass a law where if you’re assuming stuff to complain about Chris Nolan’s The Odyssey based on a handful of set photos and you wind up being wrong when the actual movie comes out you’re not allowed to post anything ever again

why does king miller not have a scholarship yet that’s retroactive and covers this whole year

i’ve seen a thousand pluribus episode 3 predictions in the last few days but none of them came close to what happened. that’s the best possible feeling as a writer

Pluribus has already solved every problem I had with season 1 of better call saul. just an incredible show. i have never had to work less to pay attention

went to see predator badlands by myself in the middle of the day but i didn’t realize it was the one where they shake the chairs so i was just sitting there like

apple tv is on a generational tear. you can open the app and put on basically any one of their top shows at random and nearly all of the time it’s incredible

Maybe Zohran Mamdani is giving me a tiny glimmer of hope about life, the world, and everything?

this is going to get me killed on here but i’ve always loved having gavin newsom as my governor and i would vote for him for President in a second. no hesitation

I’m calling it. There are some iconic intro sequences on TV but Slow Horses is the GOAT. We’ve never skipped it, literally not once

daylight savings time did not go well

no

As brutal as the outcome was, I feel fortunate that I just got to watch something incredibly special. That game featured three of the twelve biggest plays in baseball history. No other game, ever, has had that happen. It's a strong contender for the greatest game in the history of the sport.

how can you hate the Dodgers. How can you hate Miguel Rojas. How can you hate a sport where you get to watch someone on tv have the single greatest moment of their entire life and try not to cry afterwards while they only think about their teammates and coach

miguel rojas. i fucking love america and i will not let it die

A Dodger born in Los Teques, Venezuela hit a home run down one in the top of the ninth inning and went on to win the world series. A Dodger from Bizen, Japan pitched a miracle three games in a row and got the MVP. I fucking love America and Nazis will NEVER be able to take that from us.

fuck you, ICE. a bunch of immigrants just won los angeles the world series