it’s crazy how the entire right believes Kamala Harris is so “radically pro LGBT” she wanted to make all the kids and prisoners trans and, simultaneously, the far left believes she’s an anti-trans rightwing wolf in sheep’s clothing who wanted to destroy trans rights. we live in schroedinger’s hell

why do so many leftists seem to believe there’s still an adult in the room with the power to punish Trump and stop fascism at any time, who’s choosing not to push the Save America Button because they’re a dumb meanie

yeah it’s been a good run but everyone on this app is insane

Pa Kent scene in Superman made me cry, good time at the movies today

if you claim to be a communist in America but you don’t tip service workers who make less than you the amount *you* would want to be paid if you had their job, you’re actually a capitalist. sorry

Can we make a truce where liberals are willing to support democratic socialist candidates and leftists are willing to support fast tracking more housing development of all types

cannot wait to see where this is going

if the left was smart we’d make a thousand fake MAGA accounts to hop on trends like this. it should look like EVERYONE is burning their MAGA hat

alright i’m convinced. Damson Idris is the obvious choice to play Bond. career heating up but not Famous famous yet, has the strut, likable even when playing an asshole, it’s a lock so don’t fuck this up

didn’t realize The Free Press was a company for a second and thought Skydance was buying the first amendment

if you make a billion dollars you should be forced to work a soul destroying minimum wage job for one year before you get the money

hey does anyone else remember when the most evil AI video ever created dropped or is it just me because

every time someone publicly complains about their instacart shopper it’s so gross, can you imagine if your entire job was grocery shopping for other people? hellish at most you complain to your partner about it and move on, why are you posting a less-than-minimum-wage worker’s mistake for clout wtf

oh my god. someone got into a crash with a McLaren in Beverly Hills today

it took us two hours to drive back from Malibu after I proposed bc of July 3 LA traffic so I put on Chicago’s greatest hits, which my dad used to play when he’d make me go with him to the dump on Saturdays growing up. that sounds very unsexy. but looking back it was the best CD experience of my life

I KNOW I DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW ANYONE IRL ON BLUESKY WHO WILL SEE THIS BUT GUESS WHO GOT ENGAGED TODAY???? I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR MONTHS AND IT WENT OVER PERFECTLY I’M GONNA BE A HUSBAND WHAT A PERFECT DAY

are things ever going to be bad enough for the “both sides are the same” people to finally self reflect and admit how wrong they were or would they *still* somehow find a way to trot out that bullshit even if Trump unilaterally nuked NYC because it’s really getting ridiculous at this point

the first 2 acts of a horror movie are incredibly easy to write. but then… …then there’s act 3. there’s a reason why the third act is usually the weakest part of any horror movie BY FAR. and why most horror movies with incredible third acts are timeless classics (hey there, Silence of the Lambs)

“Bernie Sanders calls the Republican Party a ‘Stalinist Cult’” A+. no notes. Stalin was an evil, EVIL motherfucker with a cult of personality

every single bullshit left argument against voting Hillary in 2016 has been annihilated. it was the easiest thing in the world to see coming and she was 100% correct about ALL OF IT. she was our savior. we failed her. no excuses. and yet not one tiny bit of self-reflection from third party voters.

one of the great little parts of life is leaving a movie date and all the couples exiting behind you are also discussing it. you get to hear a bunch of little quips, some good, some bad, some stupid, but all beautiful and communal

they’re selling concentration camp merch in America. Hell is not hot enough

Project Hail Mary was probably the most fun I’ve had reading a book in the past 5 years, and I read a lot. Just incredible. I stayed up until 5 AM reading it because I could not put it down

everyone on here has the right to restrict comments but tbh if you’re gonna drop some manufactured hot take that you know damn well was only written to incite a reaction, and then you wall off that reaction, I also have the right to think you’re a coward

CNN “centrists” desperately trying to say “liberals don’t want COMMUNIST MAMDANI” and yet his videos are about stuff like “preventing obscene permit price gouging so food trucks can charge less and make more,” which is so capitalist libcoded that it could be a B plot on The West Wing (complimentary)

Saw F1. super fun movie. my gf LOVED it. I kept thinking about Tom Cruise the entire time but

NYC liberals, if you ever want to say “vote blue no matter who” and be taken seriously in the future you better turn out to vote for the socialist as mayor. street goes two ways

screenshotting from The Other Site may be gauche but the best piece of advice about Hollywood I ever got as an intern was “if an executive offers to buy you gas because you’re driving him around, you fill that tank up all the way”

“why did the script for The Batman 2 take so long?” have you ever tried to write a script because it is a whole lot harder than it looks

someone should do a found footage horror movie set in 2025 just so we don’t have to hear “stop filming! TURN OFF THE CAMERA STOP FILMING” 30 times in 90 minutes no one under the age of 25 would ever want to *stop* filming when shit got real lol

“Wear a suit all the time” is a great strategy for Mamdani. Americans love to watch people wear suits. Cary Grant. Mad Men. The Godfather. Chris Nolan movies. Men in Black. The West Wing. Law and Order. John Wick. A show that was literally named “Suits” became the most watched thing on Netflix ever

I finally came up with a perfect use case for ChatGPT! Seriously! There’s no better way to find the answer to this question while also 100% guaranteeing you won’t risk ruining the whole experience by looking it up. …that’s pretty much all it can do, but hey, at least it only cost a billion dollars

THANK YOU

Bluesky has taught me that a “liberal” (on my feed), and a “liberal” (on your feed) are two radically different subspecies of poster, who may share a label but have nothing else in common. You’ll say “obviously all liberals are like this” but I can scroll for hours and never find a single example

today makes you realize that if you want leftism to spread and leftists to win you have to start treating it as… normal. accessible Mamdani did that. It wasn’t some superior, edgy “fuck liberals! fuck capitalism! REVOLUTION!!” thing, he was just a smart dude who loved America and wanted to fix it

fuck it, let’s give the socialist a shot. we tried everything else so why not, maybe if it works we can get one for ourselves in LA

The Internet: liberals are TERRIFIED by Zohran’s win Reality: liberals are thrilled. ecstatic. And voted for a winner.

Once again, the NYC mayoral election shows that voting is, in fact, the superior strategy

I don’t even need three. The most chilling phrase in the English language is a text from your parents that says: “Call me.”

Russia bombed 14 schools and hospitals today. FOURTEEN.

“there are good men and evil men, and it’s not too hard to tell the difference.” - Superman

Even if you don’t care about the human toll in Gaza, which I can’t imagine, it’s goddamn flat-out unamerican to let anyone else push us around. The United States of America, with the greatest economy and military in the entire history of the world, is being pushed around like a puppet. fuck that.

So the NYC mayoral election is Andrew Cuomo, a known abuser of women, vs Zohran Mamdani, who voted AGAINST banning revenge porn (which passed 141 to 3). Damn. guess they’re both kinda the same … (no they’re not, but this is what it felt like to be told “Kamala or Trump, both sides are the same”)

We’ve inevitably reached the “America deserved 9/11 and I hope it happens again” propaganda phase and yet those same people wonder why no one trusts them or wants to vote for their candidates. our generation watched 3000 innocent people die on live TV in elementary school. I pray yours never has to

people are posting this screenshot headline as “proof Kamala Harris still would’ve bombed Iran” but not a single one of them actually read the article, where she says she would NOT bomb them but rather return to Obama’s nuclear deal WHICH WORKED we are so cooked. when did we get so stupid

100% chance Bernie Sanders would’ve also bombed Iran …see how easy it is to just make shit up? The Biden admin rejected this exact IDF plan. Netanyahu was begging for a Trump victory. no way in hell Kamala Harris does this and if you’re still saying both sides are the same you’re delusional

if “kamala would’ve also bombed iran” is your knee jerk response to trump bombing iran, if you’re more upset at dems hypothetically bombing iran than trump ACTUALLY DOING IT in real life, I— how do we build a coalition with people who are angrier at a hypothetical than the guy who actually did it

the bad thing about bluesky is people aren’t as funny on here BUT the good thing about bluesky is I haven’t seen anyone use the word “physiognomy” once

by this point, the inability to quickly discern when a reply was written by chatgpt isn’t just ignorant — it’s downright embarrassing.

Babylon (2022) is a crazy movie because the first third is one of the best films I’ve ever seen in my entire life, the second third is just okay, and the final third made me feel like someone was hitting me over the head with a meat tenderizer