MAGA is madder at Trump for covering up sexual assault than actually committing sexual assault

Satan plays stringed instruments Stick to Hard Bop Jazz

I'm sorta excited that Nic Cage will be playing John Madden in the Raiders coach's biopic. I always felt that the 1970s Oakland Raiders were just a front for a organization committed to returning fugitive demons to hell.

I like my coffee so dark that sometimes when you drink it the coffee drinks you back.

Reality is for the people that are unable to cope with drugs -- Lily Tomlin

@adarowski.bsky.social hey. I was wondering is it easy to figure out what the percentage of GS HRs happen with at least one runner who reached base by a BB... or perhaps more ambitiously, bases loaded opportunities.

Christian Nationalism can be described as a bunch of fellas with faith the size of mustard seeds voting for a bunch of fellas with brains the size of mustard seeds.

The GOP Senator holds the distinction of being the 2nd largest invertebrate on Earth with only the Colossal Squid being larger. While no Colossal Squid have ever been elected to the US Senate, many Colossal Twits have.

When someone has to "go on the record" about "not being a Nazi", it's usually because they were doing Nazi stuff.

It wasn't a Nazi salute as much as it was a Neo Nazi enabling fella throwing his Neo Nazi heart to the Neo Nazi crowd during a Neo Nazi celebration.

It stopped.snowing in Knoxville

Bob Dylan needs a Best Friends song dedicated to his dog to be taken seriously as a song writer.

We all have to pay for sex. Donald Trump just has to pay for sex with money.

Looking forward to white folks learning all about the black history of country music

If BootBarnism isn't a thing perhaps it should be recognized as such

Merry Christmas! #vinyl

Happy Holidays!! #vinyl #Christmas

Biff Pocoroba

In the political sphere, the first "L" in "LOL" stands for Libertarian. The second "L" also stands for Libertarian.

I dunno. My mom would have given me a bad reference. Sorta envious, if I'm being honest

Twitter sucks.

Donald Trump doesn't know a mandate from a felony conviction

I agree women don't belong in combat Furthermore men don't belong in combat either History shows us and the reality is, that war makes combatants out of men, women and children. It's pretty weird to fantasize about war in a manner, almost like a sport, with gender/age/weight classifications

Not a huge fan of listening to the fellas who predicted a Kamala victory, now telling us why she lost.

Looking forward to 4+ years of headlines that probably should have been written by The Onion

Random 80s Lyric Quiz #1: Name the song (or add additional lyrics) that has this snippet: "Red, Gold and Green"

Today I learned that some people put butter in their coffee.

I think that one way history will distinguish Donald J Trump from all of his presidential predecessors, is that if the phrase "he stared into the sun" is ever used, it won't be used as a metaphor.

I think that it is important to understand that when Trump lies, his supporters are who Trump lies TO, the rest of us is who Trump lies ABOUT

Democratic voters claiming that there was cheating in the 2024 election (based on 2020 results) shouldn't be surprised when they find out that the GOP is, and has been ready, to have this discussion since 2020

Progressives that are crowing about Harris's loss are just the very weirdest Republicans.

I'm on the Blue Sky

Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down

When in doubt, wear pants.

Liberals fawning over Liz Cheney is gross y'all

Don't let the Bastards grind you down.