If the universe could just limit it to like five personal catastrophes at a time, that would be fucking great.

Trans people are facing a decades-long, escalating, international effort to drive them out of society supported by some of the richest, most powerful people AND governments in the world and you are right that a few of them being snippy with you on social media is, essentially, the same thing.

I was just browsing though old posts, like a totally normal person does, and saw this. I totally did the same thing last week. Maybe I’m not as good at my job as I think…

Coffee affirmation two-fer of the day: You don't need to be fully brewed to be worthy. You deserve peace that lasts longer than caffeine.

Just realized I didn't even have a coffee affirmation set aside for today. I guess that's as good a reminder as any to refill my med planner. Coffee affirmation of the day: Don't compare your brew to someone else's blend.

Coffee affirmation of the day: The world needs more hearts like yours — and more lattes too.

Coffee affirmation of the day: Even cold brew brings joy — take your time.

Coffee affirmation of the day: You’ve made it through every burnt batch. Feels more like a cookie affirmation, but I’ll take it.

Coffee affirmation of the day: Life can be bitter, but you’re sweet where it counts.

Coffee affirmation of the day: Filter out the noise. Let your essence shine. Today I’m letting my essence shine by not copying the typo from the card.

Coffer affirmation of the day: There’s magic in your morning presence.

Been slacking on the coffee affirmations. Here’s today’s and the one(two) I missed. Let your cup refill before pouring for others. Brew-lieve in yourself, even before the first sip. (This one was actually printed on two cards and I just happened to pull them for consecutive days)

Coffee affirmation of the day: You make the world softer, one smile at a time.

Coffee affirmation of the day: When life feels bitter, stir in a little hope.

Coffee affirmation of the day: May your heart stay full, and your brew stay bold.

Coffee affirmation of the day: Bean kind to yourself today.

Coffee affirmation of the day: Even the slowest brew can warm the soul.

Age verification? Just take a look at these MRIs. Wait, that’s going the wrong direction, isn’t it?

Coffee affirmation of the day: You’re not just a cup — you’re a whole cozy moment.

Coffee affirmation of the day: You’re the cozy moment in someone’s rush hour.

Coffee affirmation of the day: Even in dark roasts, there’s warmth and comfort.

And some days you get a special delivery of the warmest milk and softest words! Many thanks and even more loves to @simsarah.bsky.social.

Coffee affirmation of the day: Some days just need warm milk and soft words.

Coffee affirmation of the day: You don’t have to pour from an empty cup.

Coffee affirmation of the day: Even on tired days, you still percolate joy.

Coffee affirmation of the day: You warm the world more than any brew. No, I am not just doing this as another way to gamify taking my meds. Don't know why you'd even bring it up.

In a Secret Santa gift, a friend gave me a collection of coffee themed affirmations which I have been super bad at reading. I do want to get through all of them, so as a way of holding myself to that, I’m going to share them with the friends in my pocket. Spoiler alert: they are not all bangers.

There's so much in the world that I can't control and so much of it is just so demoralizingly evil that it gets hard to remember to take care of what I can control. So I'll just be over here taking my Thursday night injection on a Friday afternoon like a good (if forgetful), little girl.

It will never not be offensive to me that the health insurance industry even exists. Their sole purpose is to extract as much wealth as possible from sick people while fighting to deny them the care they need.

Just when I was getting over this, my mom had to go and call me by my name for the first time. If anyone needs me, I’ll be off in a corner crying for the next several metric years.

I was so engrossed with eating my breakfast sandwich that I got confused when my hand brushed against something, which turned out to be the coffee that @simsarah.bsky.social made for me! What a fantastic morning this afternoon is!

It's an historical fact that I would like most of SCOTUS to do unpleasant and anatomically unlikely things to themselves.

I just heard Lamb Chop tell me that trans rights are human rights, so it's gonna be a minute before I'm okay again.

The world may be a dumpster fire and I may be in constant pain, but at least I painted my nails. Badly, of course, but I did it.

It’s come to my attention that you should really just never like anything ever.

I need to have this color sit unused in my bathroom because I’m always too tired to paint my nails so badly.

Sorry I spent so much of that time trying to convince everyone that you had married a man. Love you!

Anybody know how the brand OXO is supposed to be pronounced? I was starting to just send their customer service a silly little message, but physical address was a required field and duck that.

I got gendered correctly by a three year old first cousin once-removed at dinner last night and that felt kind of nice.

Send a stranger some love today.

Brains are weird, especially with what they come up with for dreams. One night they can craft a bespoke horror film that makes you never want to close your eyes again and the next it can send you on a heartwarming journey to reconnect with anyone who has ever shown you love and compassion.

It’s my birthday, so you have to be nice to everyone because that’s what a fucking decent person does.

It's always painful when you come across a banger of a quote from a bad person.

Sometimes absolutely nothing sparks joy and all there is is appeasing the small tyrant you invited into your house. (She’s a cat. It will not work.)

BELLY!

Absolutely tragic consultation with a laser hair removal place today. They were perfectly lovely, but were very open that there was little they could do for me with all my grays. I knew it would be a problem with laser, but I guess wasn’t really prepared to deal with it. Came home in tears.

I’m sad when nobody is talking to me and then almost instantly overwhelmed when anyone is talking to me. Why, brain? Why?

If you want people to click your scam link, you really need to offer more than 10% off.

Root beer floats fix me.