anyone else remembers this fine Halloween classic

this one is my favorite one so far

#deltarune #undertale #homestuck

Okay I'm gonna be honest; I don't want to do this bit anymore, I want to make friends again. It's been difficult without having any sort of social media presence, so I decided to come back here to make some. Who wants to be friends

Okay I'm gonna be honest; I don't want to do this bit anymore, I want to make friends again. It's been difficult without having any sort of social media presence, so I decided to come back here to make some. Who wants to be friends

I FUCKING KNEW IT. YOU ALL OWE ME. tumut #LORDENGLISHFACTS

HONK.

I MISS DRAWING. IT HELPED ME COPE. WITH THE HARSH REALITY. THAT IS BIGOTRY.

HAPPY "VALENTINE'S DAY." #HOMESTUCK #LORDENGLISHFACTS

DELTARUNE TOMORROW. #HOMESTUCK #DELTARUNE #LORDENGLISHTRUTHS

Lord English #art #homestuck

I *ALWAYS* DELIVER. #HOMESTUCK #LORDENGLISHFACTS

ME AND MY "GANG". DO WE "FUCK WITH" IT? #HOMESTUCK #LORDENGLISHFACTS

FUCK. #HOMESTUCK #LORDENGLISHFACTS #VERY #AGREE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSS. IT IS *MY* FUCKING YEAR NOW. #BORNAGAINENGLISH #HOMESTUCK #LORDFAGLISH

YOU WILL NOT. STOP TRYING TO COPULATE WITH ARTIFICIAL BEINGS. HONK.

Hey man, turn that art block, into an art ball, and keep it rolling! I believe in you!

I APOLOGIZE. FOR MY PROLONGED ABSENCE. I AM SUFFERING "ART BLOCK". FORGIVE ME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO PROVIDE FOR YOU ALL. #VERYSORRY #LORDENGLISHTRUTHS

NEW YEAR. MEANS NEW ENGLISH. AND NEW ENGLISH. MEANS NEW ART. #HOMESTUCK #LORDENGLISHFACTS #BORNAGAINENGLISH

I CAN PRETEND TOO! WATCH ME PRETEND. TO BE HETEROSEXUAL. Hello. I am not sure if we've met! My name is Callous Birn, but you may call me by my royal title "Lord of the English". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUCKING PRICELESS! #HOMESTUCK #LORDENGLISHFACTS #JOLLYLORD

FUCK YOU.

MERRY KRINGLEFUCKMAS. #HOMESTUCK #LORDENGLISHFACTS

hawkeye davesprite tuah spit on that turntech!

EVERYYAOI FEAST YOUR SPECTACLES. ON THIS AMAZING DISPLAY OF HUMAN HOMOSEXUALITY.

heres your daily dose of yaoi, sorry its selfship

#homestuck #dirkstrider 🐿️

I HAVE RETURNED. FROM THE FIERY PITS OF HELL. THAT YOU ALL KNOW AS SCRATCH'S APARTMENT. #HOMESTUCK #LORDENGLISHFACTS #BORNAGAINENGLISH

guess what. thats right. more trollsona art #homestuck #trollsona

Oh. It seems we have a visitor. No worries, though. Time will continue ticking, and I will continue talking. Ha ha. #Homestuck #ScratchTricks

WHAT? NO. WHY IS THIS. THE FUCKING QUESTION. THAT YOU PICKED? FUCK YOU SCRATCH. LET ME OUT OF HERE. DIPSHIT. Okay that's enough, goodbye English. #Homestuck #ScratchTricks #LORDENGLISHCRIESFORHELP

I have given English permission to answer one question. I will pick the one I like the best. #Homestuck #ScratchTricks

you little fuckers are going to have your bodies ripped in half ill shove your asses so far down your throats that when you crap youll sing fucking my chemical romance tl;dr BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GARF GARF WOOF GGRRHHHH

update.. i think jade might be waking up soon? i just saw her flinch a little! she might be somewhat okay! ...at least i hope she is. anyway i'm gonna tap out, she might possibly be good. john egbert out! -EB #homestuck #blueskaia #johntegberttips

John has returned. You're welcome.

After doing an anonymous poll amongst eighteen people, it has been decided that I shall continue being an excellent host for the next seven sweeps. Enjoy my presence. #Homestuck #ScratchTricks

// Hey im gonna have to stop the gimmick for an indefinite amount of time cus my phone is rlly fucking messed up rn and it has me rlly stressed out and nothing im doing is helping God i hate iphones

The way you all are acting toward me is exactly the reason why English won’t come back. He’s manipulated you all into believing I’m a bad guy. If I am a bad guy, then he is as well. We all know how stories end. The villain always gets defeated. #Homestuck #ScratchTricks

English keeps pestering me regarding his strawpage site. He keeps asking for permission to answer questions again. However, I know that even giving him the opportunity to do such thing will result in a sabotage of my mission. Hee hee. #Homestuck #ScratchTricks

i hope that wherever they are that theyre having a lovely time

// breaking the gimmick rq to say that yes doc scratch is a controversial character to do a gimmick as i get that i just wanna have fun man!!!! also do not mention scratchs pedophilic acts under this gimmick im gonna pretend this one isnt as shitty as the canon one 🙏 I hope you guys arent uncomfy

He is doing just fine. Do not worry.

Hello. #Homestuck

[o] Time is running out. Enjoy it while it lasts. Hee hee. #Homestuck

t1ckt0ck.straw.page #homestuck

ummmmm.

bec is looking extra green today! hi bec! #homestuck #blueskaia #hibecpleasedonttacklemewhileimwalkingoutside

uhh guys? what’s going on with that lord english strawpage… #homestuck #johnworld

man i want to give a try at drawing yaoi and yuri and yuraoi stuff for all of you guys but… i’m not exactly the beeest artist? i mean i could try if you guys want me to but for frame of reference here: #homestuck #johnworld

i’m looking through this strawpage link thing in my bio and damn you all really liked lord english? i’m still very confused about everything but it’s clear that he changed in some sort of way to justify this… appreciation?? i don’t know it’s like how i used to feel about nic cage sort of

i wonder if any of me and johns friends are on blueskaia do dave and rose use it from time to time? i am kind of curious #homestuck #blueskaia