john can not stop me im too angry and evil oh and also im dog

im kind of feeling eeeeevil today! i think ill set karkats hive on fire :3 the look on that crabby fuckers face will be so funny when he sees the purple shit that ive caused hahaha

feeling a little calmer than usual now yet my body is still getting used to the power of hatred malice and rage ask me some questions if you dare :p

i do not care if im still wearing my witch of space outfit im too fucking lazy to change it now :p

you little fuckers are going to have your bodies ripped in half ill shove your asses so far down your throats that when you crap youll sing fucking my chemical romance tl;dr BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GARF GARF WOOF GGRRHHHH

you see this burning bloody universe you see this unlimited power? john. ... ... i have fucking HAD it with your shit

my mind is gone. all thats left is pure hatred g-GUHmyNOhahah

its hatred hatred for the person who had come this far just to kill me

what is this feeling? .. .. haha.. i...... know what this feeling is..

update.. i think jade might be waking up soon? i just saw her flinch a little! she might be somewhat okay! ...at least i hope she is. anyway i'm gonna tap out, she might possibly be good. john egbert out! -EB #homestuck #blueskaia #johntegberttips

hey uh, john here. i think something happened to jade? she seems to have passed out.. im really worried for her. her skin tone is acting all weird too, she seems to be turning.. purple? oh man i dont think this is good at all!! i seriously hope shes gonna be okay but i also doubt it. :( #homestuck

i.. dont think i can take this anymore..oh.. god.. ooh... uoorghh

this is strange.. i feel like my skin tone is changing.. oh... oh god..

hey everyone!! im back.. but im feeling kind of strange.. i dont know how to put it.. but its kind of making me angry? i.. i kinda need a moment..

i am slamming the sun right now!!

hey everyone! dave just told me about a united healthcare thing and it sounds kind of funny :p what is it about

good morning everyone!! i have a feeling that today is going to be a wonderful day

man i want to give a try at drawing yaoi and yuri and yuraoi stuff for all of you guys but… i’m not exactly the beeest artist? i mean i could try if you guys want me to but for frame of reference here: #homestuck #johnworld

woof!

me and @johnegburt.bsky.social will be watching the simpsons today john can you tell me what is your favorite episode? i think the one where bart is in it is funny #simpsons #homestuck #jadeiscurious

bec is looking extra green today! hi bec! #homestuck #blueskaia #hibecpleasedonttacklemewhileimwalkingoutside

i wonder if any of me and johns friends are on blueskaia do dave and rose use it from time to time? i am kind of curious #homestuck #blueskaia

seems you got a taste of your own medicine lord english, now please let john take over his own account again rightfully so dumbass :3

hey everyone!! i just came back i was frolicking outside :3 #homestuck #blueskaia

hi guys! i’m finally back… what happened while i was gone? #homestuck

hanging out with bec at the moment! he managed to behave himself today :) good dog! #homestuck #ilovemydog

can someone tell me what a "little larion" is? i keep hearing it from john! he says that its this fictional character that he really likes #homestuck #curious #pleasehelpme

sollucx🦅 #Homestuck #Fanart #BRart #Homestuckbr

hello bluesky!! i just started using this app john told me about! i am trying to get used to it and stuff! #homestuck #hello