“I don’t think I have cooking privileges anymore.” 😔

SCRWAMIGN — she set the kitchen on fire by accident 💀

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And in life

Go make out with your husband 👺

Yeah, okay. 🙄 And I’m not a turtle. 👺

I think the wedding already happened, guys. I can’t believe we weren’t invited 😡

Reading shitty fanfiction on wattpad while giggling to herself 😭

elysia 🩷 growls . 😡

elysia 🩷 me when baxter stockman starts yapping about how he " used me " for his brilliant and beautiful plan ( idgaf )

It’s a perfect replica. 🙂‍↕️ He also stinks, too. 👺

[ Goobert Snoobert slithers onto her hand; she’s just a chill gal ] Yeah, he’s super ugly too. 👺

[ holding out the little corn snake —Goobert Snoobert has a mini mask that matches her own on 😭] Here she is ! She’s super friendly ! … toward anyone that isn’t shredder. 👺

I’m sorry, I forget things easily. ☹️ . . . What was I saying ? [ 💀. ]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I suddenly don’t remember ☹️

OHHHHHHHHHHH [ 💀 . ] Hi, I’m his sister Catharina. I’ve heard a lot about you 👺

Do you have a crush on him ? I don’t think his girlfriend will like that. 👺 [ girl 😭 🙏]

… okay, well Raphael stinks. [ 😭. ] He’s a stinky head. 👺

You’re welcome ! That should really help ! 😋 [ 💀 … ]

Her snake, goobert Snoobert, is trying to eat the couch 💀

[ Offering a singular Strawberry shortcake themed bandage. 😭 That is not going to help , but it’s the thought that counts 💀 🙏]

AUGHH

HUH ????

[ She’s currently playing dark souls . The turtle needs a break, she’s getting angry 💧] Okay, Nito. That’s enough skeletons. .. I said that’s enough, we don’t need anymore . .. THAT’S ENOUGH SKELETONS. 👹👹👹

She’s about to eat the last slice of pizza. 👺

( grimacing 😭)

Emmy. He really needs a doctor …

[ Taking several steps back, looking at the fourth wall. ] I didn’t sign up for this when I became a ninja. 💧

{ Farts diabetes }

Emmy. HUH ???

Oh. 💧

I’m only 15, man. I dunno how to help you with that. 😔

I think you should eat some pizza to help. 💧

… you do ? 💧

I accidentally became a therapist.

But but …

I just wanted icecream

I … I see. Thank you for telling me. 💧

[ Awkwardly staring at him. This is why she should’ve never left the sewers today. ] Oh.. um. Yikes. 💧

I …?

WHAT THE FUCK

[ snickering 😭 🙏] Most likely to say ‘erm actshually 🤓’

YEAHHHH !!!!! 👺 Is your Don a Nerdy McNerdyFace too ?

.. I don’t know. I’m kind of nose blind. But I’ll agree and say yes. 👺👺👺

WHAAAAT ??? 😦 … [ she looks at the fourth wall 😭] That’s probably because I’m an OC.

My tummy hurts 🥀

Yeah, I paint my shell sometimes to be ✨ unique. ✨

What the fuck

Nuh uh. 🙄