we come in peace 🛸

Ready to pretend to know what I’m doing on the new Elden Ring and try to impress @miyabae.art with my exceptional skill to press buttons with perfect timing. Of course when it comes to real movement see below:

can’t wait to die 10,000 times, thanks in advance for the carry @ji3ae.smokes.lol

Indeed consumed and imbibed post flirtatious moment enacted by a … me

happy birthday to my better half @ji3ae.smokes.lol 🧡 you are the light of my life, the crème fraîche to my caviar, my soulmate, my home. I’m so lucky I get to spend the rest of my life with you and I cant wait to celebrate many more birthdays with you. I love you 🧡🧡🧡

Spring is in the air~~~ on stardew valley Bailey’s infused cake of the pan, berries of straw, aerated cream

She said yes

“cosmic mischief” 〰️

my prints came today and I love them sm, I can’t wait to put them up on my wall in my new studio

“bunny gothic” 〰️

#Gogetyourown this phone case is mine @miya.is.eepy.now is the artist ✨

👏AS👏THEY👏SHOULD👏

“down the loophole” 〰️

this week’s doodles 〰️ bonus miya art lore you didn’t ask for: every hatch/brush/stroke/dot I make in my art is a little victory against my inner demons 🖤

handles.club has reached 5,000 registered handles! Thank you all for making Bluesky a little cuter with your personalized handles (and thank you to @miya.is.eepy.now for this celebratory illustration) ✨

YAAAAYYYY

we love to match discord pfps

@miya.is.eepy.now took a beautiful photo of my noodz and temps with beerz….don’t judge me it’s saturday

a sneak peek into my brain 〰️

today’s ngl doodles spread 〰️🖋️

I’m not taking a nap I’m actively partaking in creative meditation

OOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

✌️☀️:…..🤬 I can’t write with only emoji’s and convey my message but holy frijoles I really wish I was THAT emoji literate 🫡

I’m something of an artist myself but not the kind that requires a steady hand more the kind that fries a decent egg. @miya.is.eepy.now definitely has steady artsy hands and that’s why you should go check her art out if you want something just as cool but more affordable than a Van Gogh 🖼️

i'm not big on promoting my art, but i just wanted to share that i put together a little website (www.miyabae.art) and launched my first collection titled "eggsistential crisis" 🥚 totally know it's not for everyone but prints are available if you're interested 🥹🫶

Happiest of Birthdays to my fiance @miya.is.eepy.now ✨✨✨✨✨ May she forever have the desire to consume gourmet and may I forever have means to either provide or cook for her 🧡 ILY

@miya.is.eepy.now so to stay up I requested that she make a glass of the finest and imo gourmet-a-la-michelin hand-dripped coffee …. For me. I should learn but she makes it so well ☕️🌝

Who is this “Rhysand” and why doth mine fiance’s eyes seem to gaze at her book so adoringly…thank heavens he liveth only on the page (No idea how the series is written but I can assume he speaketh with the gentlest nature and the sweetest of tongue)

Post yourself in B&W I don’t post my face but @miya3ae.bsky.social took a cool photo and voila

HAWT NOODZ, GETCHA HOT SEXY NOODZ OVA HERE

I like Dr. Pepper

Merry Chris-mois Eve Bluesky

I HAVE GAINED NEIGHBORING LUCK AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Bacon in pancake batter…needs work but works in a pinch before work because I need to work to buy more bacon and pancake batter. 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓

Who likes food? Here’s some mayocorncheese&bacon no frills just gills 🤝

These are Butter-Gochujang Wings that my scrumpydumpscious makes that go so well with a beer you might want to slap your uncle #chickenwings #forthetruegourmet

I exist to have @miya3ae.bsky.social ‘s fortune of the gods rub off on me 🪩✨ Thank you 🙏

me admiring all the beautiful women on my timeline 😌

My fiance @miya3ae.bsky.social convinced me to share food I’ve made here so I present with trepidation and only the memory of this meal to sate my stomach I present: Salmon with a smoky ponzu mayonnaise & seared king mushroom on rice with sides P.S. Bluesky fill my feed with more food/cooking

Talk about food at your own risk

If you say I look dumb, you might be right, I know my true value th- OOOOO GRAPESSSSSS

@miya3ae.bsky.social 🧡 i am a lump of sugar for a sweetie like you

not to brag but I just ate so much tempura I might as well be a walking, lightly-battered and fried shrimp

In addition to a portion of the liver, I am adding my left cornea and 500 follicles of hair to the purchase list to accommodate additional caviar for my date 🧡 @miya3ae.bsky.social 🧡 for #NationalCaviarDay 2025. Again, un-serious inquiries only.

In case you didn’t know, National Caviar Day next year is July 18th. I am preparing to possibly sell a portion of my liver in preparation for the occasion. Bartering is also an option, un-serious inquiries only please

Time to put my most secret thoughts and opinions on a public forum with little to no regard for controversy and etiquette

My Main Love + Main Squeeze (There are no side squeezes only my main squeeze @miya3ae.bsky.social , no ketchup)

My 2nd Love

My 1st Love - Fooooooooddddd