Happy men’s day to trans men and trans men only

i love my girlfriend Melody so much, and want nothing more than for her to be happy on her birthday today unfortunately, hours ago her CPU got fried, which is such fucking unneeded stress if you could, please consider sending a few dollars her way not only for her CPU, but her birthday as well ❤️

someone call me out for having a microwave fascination in my posting and you know what. I have posted about it a few times, far more on old Twitter but the pattern is definitely there

just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist (derogatory)

euthanise me

Little Joel Babylon Bee video got me convinced they're using ChatGPT.

Someone with my Discord username has friend requested me on Discord. I'm sure it's spam/scam but it was a doubletake for me. I've never experienced this or exactly heard about it. I hope they didn't only accidentally do this while trying to scam my friends or something.

even a single $5 donation today would bring her so much hope. please consider it if you can ❤️

Since starting prog, every so often I'll wake up and act like the protagonist of a BE erotic story.

The radio is such a bad vibes machine. A couple songs then endless ads preying on helpless, desperate people. I'll take the psychics over ChatGPT though.

New! Daily paintings, 30 mins each. Tonight's theme is porn. Drawing prompts: 1. Softcore 2. Genitalia 3. Orgasm

I'm playing a drawing game with my girlfriend and she chose my subject. "Nun." So I made this for my turn.

Version 2: Bunny!

Kat Gundam Digital (Procreate) Version 1:

I was overlooking someone using grindr and saw a bio with a 'dogperson' tag. And I did *not* immediately understand which kind of 'dog person' they meant.

🫪

we’ve seen Agatha’s librarian fit and goth fit, but what does she wear around the house? 🤔 thanks so much to @flowuhpowuh.bsky.social for this lovely sketch 🥰

JAIL!

BREAKING NEWS: Ed Edd, n Eddy has been cancelled and will no longer air on Cartoon Network

These pasties suck

So fucking tired of Kurzgesagt dude.

Why do so many subreddits accept user made art but no amount of self promotion? They like artists' work but don't want them to eat I guess.

I feel extra stressed when looking at practically anything nowadays. My brain is constantly performing A.I. detection. In photos, in videos. Even offline isn't safe, you find generated images everywhere now. I'm exhausted worrying I won't recognize it. ( ;⊙ n ⊙' )

Rabbit aspect sketch last night

Happy Halloween from @pleasenocherries.bsky.social and me! 🐦‍⬛⛧₊˚.⋆🕸️🕷️⛧🎃˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧🐈‍⬛

Pat

Here's Sponge.

gonna infect you with this

My aunt-in-law* made me this cute cookie (♡˙︶˙♡)

Here's Sponge.

Bug report: they are out there.

I saw this post I didn't like, so I doodled this.

Happy Halloween from @pleasenocherries.bsky.social and me! 🐦‍⬛⛧₊˚.⋆🕸️🕷️⛧🎃˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧🐈‍⬛

making it their problem, or at least it isn’t mine

I feel like a third of all treasures in Pikmin 2 have a description that reveals Olimar to be a boomer who hates his wife.

Makeup Trouble

my partner could use any and all help right now to keep up on food and expenses. every little bit means everything ❤️ ko-fi.com/melodyshreds

Boosting this as I'm going to have medical travel expenses soon and I really need some help 💜

one of my friends friends is going to be homeless after tonight and could use any help she can get i know times are difficult for all of us, but if anyone out there has a few dollars they are willing to spare, please consider sending a few her way we gotta look out for each other wherever we can

workplace uniform compliance is a prison but gunpla is freedom

"This is more excruciating than N.T.R." —my girlfriend reading The Picture of Dorian Gray

Trying to finally figure out how to only eat half the pizza slice when sharing with my girlfriend so it'll be fair.

Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my thigh.

I'm sorry, the Brain was voiced by Steven Crowder *AND* Haus of Decline? I feel so out of the loop.

I like to look at pieces I'm working on with a few different screens throughout the process. I don't know if that makes them turn out any better.

Made borgir. This is going to be my first meal all day... (*´﹃｀*)