It's been so cool to see the fans react to our first clip!! Can't wait to share the whole short with y'all in December 🥰

LA is so annoying because wdym my commute yesterday was 55 minutes and that exact same commute today was 25

Invited a guy over and he showed up with pizza, a salad, and cinnamon rolls, I -

You guys are so annoying for wanting to bring so much AI into our lives

The people who want to go back into the office 5 days a week...have you ever tried working in sweatpants though

I am so deeply obsessed with her

Their opening credits are a NO SKIP

This year has been so like "what the fuck is going on" but like nonstop and all the time

If you or a turtle you love lives in Dallas, go see our short this week!!!

SURPRISE! Do you live in the Dallas area? Do you love TMNT? Screening DAILY at AMC NorthPark 15 9/5-9/11 you have a chance to see Chrome Alone 2 - Lost in New Jersey! Tickets on sale now! Spread the word! COWABUNGA! 💚 #TMNT #ChromeAlone2 #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles

Sometimes I feel bad that my neighbors have to live next to such a stoner but also like...how else are we supposed to get through 2025

Cooking kale in butter with garlic because I'm ~hea*l~th*y

Virgo season is coming up, reminder to get a spreadsheet for a Virgo you love

New TMNT comics written by ANDREW JOUSTRA aka WRITER OF THE UPCOMING TMNT SHORT

Me: Lol I'm always extra anxious this time of year The Time of Year: *is a month away from my birthday*

Two of my besties separately sent me psychiatrist recommendations this morning in case you were wondering how it's going

Gaza is Starving / Tsunami/Earthquake/Volcano / Shooter in NYC / The President is a pedophile dictator / I have to go to work and pay my bills

CBS cancels Colbert Unrelated: F.C.C. Approves Skydance’s $8 Billion Merger With Paramount

DO IT, YOU WONT!!!!!!

Such little positive news nowadays, this was a great video to start the day 💕

Do not give your entire life over to a robot, I swear to God

2.977 people died on 9/11. The daily quote for ICE is 3000. I think putting it in terms like that puts it into perspective. They want one 9/11 every day.

I had leftover orange chicken for breakfast at 9am this morning, you too could be living this beautiful life 🤌

I LOVE seeing my friends names in The Wrap and there is no one else I would trust more with the ninja turtles than Andrew

Thank God we're killing the rainforest for this 🙏🙏

An entire day without wifi in the valley, turning on Roku City just to feel something

When working at a hotel, I booked a reservation for Bryan Cranston and for the next 10 years, my Open Table emails called me Bryan

Really exciting day in the turtles world. Andrew WROTE THIS SHORT and I had the privilege of spending last year working on it! Can't wait for December 🐢

If your voice note to your best friend doesn't include at least 20 seconds of you randomly describing what mundane task you're doing, did you even send a voice note

Hollywood executives are the fucking worst

My cat's favorite thing to do is yell at me when I'm in another room and then ignore me completely when I join her in her room 🤌🤌

Called my mom to wish her a happy Mother's Day but she didn't answer because she was on the phone with my brother. Apparently she's his mother too??? Smh

Nobody FUCKING WANTS THIS www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

PopCrave, pls don't attack me like this

Going to a weed store in LA is so annoying now. Why is there a man in a suit in here?? 😭

*gets back on a dating app for one (1) week*

"Girlypop you are so bad at holding a conversation" - Me talking to the men on my dating apps

I love Coachella** **Setting an alarm for 11pm so I can nap on my couch before watching the Lady Gaga Livestream

2025 has the most evil and random energy. My completely indoor cat got stung by a bee tonight. Like, what? How?

Walton Goggins in White Lotus and also Walton Goggins in Righteous Gemstones this man needs every award

Seeing Beyonce AND Lady Gaga for the first time ever this year....someone pinch high school me

Spent my weekend making this cake, I'm obsessed with it but also it's giving

These people using AI and masquerading as artists and wordsmiths are the same ones that copied homework and changed a couple answers or traced a drawing and called it their own. We’re legalizing plagiarism and it’s fucking despicable.

Lady Gaga announcing her tour and it having no Los Angeles shows in the most on-brand 2025 thing to happen

For a song saying she can get you off better than a country man can. God bless 🙏🙏

Deeply independent but also text my mom "I didn't faint!!!" whenever I successfully get my blood drawn

My old boss was Ramsey and my new boss (at the same company) is Ramsay. I've never once accidentally emailed the wrong one, and I'm doing WAY lower pressure stuff that doesn't involve bombs at all!!

BREAKING: Yuval Abraham, co-director of Oscar-winning documentary "No Other Land," says Israeli settlers beat his co-director Hamdan Ballal, injuring his head and stomach — and then Israeli soldiers invaded the ambulance he was in and seized him. Ballal's whereabouts are now unknown.

- Eating at a restaurant alone - Saturday night - Made eyes with a guy from across the room - Spilled water down my shirt