The Dodgers getting to the World Series is the perfect metaphor for our times. Billionaires buy up all the capital, while penalties to keep them in check (the luxury tax) make no difference, they cook the books to lower costs (deferred payments), and most of the world hates them.

This is close to where I live. I’m enraged. Get these ICE motherfuckers out of our communities.

This is some of the most infuriating shit I’ve ever seen.

Super stoked to announce that Allister will be playing next year’s Slam Dunk Festival in Hatfield/Leeds UK. Stacked lineup… can’t wait!

I re-read this every year on 9/11. I’d encourage you to spend some time with it. It’s one of the best things I’ve ever read. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

A white guy kills another white guy and it’s the HBCUs that receive death threats. The most perfect distillation of America.

Just spent 3 days in NYC on subways and buses and I couldn’t have had a better time. 10/10. Would recommend.

I’m doing an Allister acoustic set opening for MEST next Saturday, August 30th at 115 Bourbon St in Merrionette Park, IL. Get tix before they’re gone! tickets.lineleap.com/e/qrsSHi5eV3...

Vacation baseball at Coors Field getting to see Paul Skenes!

I grew up in the Chicago suburbs and lived for baseball. Still do. Played little league, travel, and high school, almost always at 2nd base. Ryne Sandberg was such a huge influence on me. RIP to a true legend.

The Trump lawsuit against Murdoch and the WSJ should be a prime opportunity to establish a rule that if the president is too busy to answer litigation when he's a defendant, he's simply too busy to initiate a lawsuit.

This argument is so ridiculously disingenuous. Masks were recommended and mandated in some places in 2020 to help stop spreading a disease that killed over 1 million people. ICE masks’ sole purpose is to hide the identity of government thugs kidnapping community members.

Giving billionaires tax cuts is bad. Cutting health care for millions is bad. Slashing food assistance for children is very bad. But throwing billions of dollars to a militarized gestapo to kidnap and imprison people they don’t like is an abomination. We’re not prepared for what will come.

No Kings.

Jaime Pressly once walked up and casually bummed a smoke from me outside of Anaheim House of Blues, said thanks, and continued on her way.

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This is beyond deranged wtf

Embarrassing. Utterly embarrassing.

I’m doing an acoustic show this Friday, 4/11, in Bloomington, IL. $10 and BYOB. Come share a few laughs and a few drinks!

My son graduates from high school next month and the college savings plan I’ve been working so hard to build for him over ten years is imploding. I am fucking enraged.

Got up at 5am to watch Cubs opener from Tokyo. Imanaga was at 69 pitches through 4 with no runs, no hits, 4 walks. He gets taken out of the game and bullpen immediately gives up 3. What’s the point of spring training if starting pitchers aren’t ready to go at least 80-85 pitches by opening day?

Absolute fucking ghoul.

I'm sorry, but "they took over the whole federal payments system, fired the career staff, and won't let anybody see what they're doing" is not a situation in which you wait for more information. It's a situation in which you assume the worst. There's no explanation for it other than rampant crimes.

13 year old me was in baseball heaven at the 2025 Cubs Convention.

This Friday Hot Alice is opening for Anberlin, Eve6, and Showoff in Aurora, IL. We go on at 7pm so get there early! Grab a ticket here: www.seetickets.us/event/holida...

A recent addition to my local library. I’ve only seen one of these out in the wild and I’m pretty sure @cgak.bsky.social and @rxchoi.bsky.social know where it was at. Great memories.

Doing an acoustic Allister set on 12/28 at the Beat Kitchen in Chicago. Come on down and help the acoustic holiday cheer! Tix on sale now…

Allister is headlining X-ray Arcade next Sunday, September 15th! It’s an early matinee show (doors @ 12:30pm) so c’mon over and do some day drinkin with us and be home in time for dinner!

The brand new Hot Alice EP, Astonishing Tales of the Sea, is now streaming everywhere! Give it a listen and please consider liking and sharing with friends! t.co/Wmon3PQ5vF

Super excited to share the first single from the new Hot Alice EP, Astonishing Tales of the Sea, streaming everywhere February 23rd! The song is called “All My Friends” and I think you’ll dig it. Check it out! youtu.be/GQq-0P3RHbU?...

I play in a band called Hot Alice and we did an episode of @CarConCarne with the legendary JVO. He was enormously influential to me growing up in Chicago and listening to his Local101 show. What a treat. Have a watch/listen! m.youtube.com/watch?si=3ZE...

I play in a band called Hot Alice and we did an episode of @CarConCarne with the legendary JVO. He was enormously influential to me growing up in Chicago and listening to his Local101 show. What a treat. Have a watch/listen! m.youtube.com/watch?si=3ZE...