Imagine the intimacy of a big giant transforming alien robot sliding away panels on his chest or wrist, or, sure, his crotch, to reveal hidden usb ports or other, unfamiliar parts that aren’t recognisable in function. Hooooo, lemme fan myself a mo

I’m tired of reading about OP’s pussy, show me his usb ports

Sigh… most tr ansformers Smut fics are “sticky”… Like. It’s fine. I guess. Kind of boring tbh, even a little silly sometimes but I’m probably an outlier on thinking that. If you’re gonna have the giant alien robots fuck… why not get creative. C’mon man.

Dunno if it would be fine to post gorey horror stuff to my “main” or keep it on this nsfw alt or nah. Gore isn’t seen the same as sex n nudity but it’s still technically nsfw/inappropriate for kids so…? I worry. And I tend to overthink shit so rip.

Transformers nsfw should look like like some variation of this and I’m not joking

If a kelpie tried to drown and eat the liver king would it spit him out in disgust because his whole body tastes of liver

I really like transformers but one: I cannot fuckign draw them and two: I kind of prefer it when their nsfw is a bit weirder than just having a pussy or dick. Give me wires and plug and play or give me death!

(Won’t go into my feelings about Bloober here but they handled this ok at least) youtu.be/_q0CYyTvdFc?...

Watching a video on the remake of sh2 and… yeah. James killed Mary and a lot of people took it as “mercy” or “compassion” instead of it being a selfish man being tired of caring for his sick wife.

Urgh I’m too tired lately. I wish caffeine actually worked for me.

I’m so tired I want my energy back so I can write and drawwwww

This is SO sick holy hell this is cool

Can’t sleep because bad joint pain flare up. Uuuuuagggh. Got work in the morning too 😔

scribble

wanted to doodle some old demon oc's

Finished the beading >:]

Thought I was well enough to go back to work today. I ending up feeling really sick and feverish after like two hours so had to go home 👍 Lads I’m getting tired of this

Was it good for you? [ slapstick body modification (gender-affirming) / cigarette use ] #freakoutside

Sick with Covid that’s triggering my lung disease 👍 On the plus side, I can now legally make “I think I hauve Covid” jokes when I’m overwhelmingly horny

Oh dear lord the new content…

Sooo @kahootofeverything.bsky.social and I were talking about Spine kissing and I ended up writing a short thing. Sooo I had to do a quick doodle, once again merely as a vessel for ALT text. [ deep kissing / neck bulge / terato ] Warning: 2nd-person in-game style "you"-type narration #freakoutside

This is a Spam song to me.

Travelling now… Barely even started and I’m already tired 😔

was thinking about that old virgin killer sweater trend the only virgin its killing is Sam its fun to draw in this quasi chibi ish style for quick rough sketches

more doodlin

rough sketches is all i can manage rn

naked woman alert also warning body horror cuz leigh is a FREAK #freakoutside

And I can’t find a trailer for the other one that’s in the same time slot but this is a trailer for the movie I saw last time I was able to go by the same creator. (Warning for the typical horror violence and transphobia from villains) It’s very cheesy, very schlocky, but has so much heart to it.

One of the movies I really wanna see… it looks so gooooood 😭

I wanna curl up in spines back mouth and take a nap for one million years

Go to bed early. Sleep 9 whole hours with the stupid cpap mask on. I STILL end up oversleeping until 2:30pm because I feel too tired to get up are you fucking kidding me This is why I stay up late. It’s out of spite because I’m not gonna feel rested regardless uuuuAGGGHH.

Choosing what frightfest films I wanna see this year… it’s so unfair, there’s two films I REALLY wanna see, Gill, a Korean animated movie that looks beautiful, and The Serpents Skin by Alice Malo Mackay who directed T-Blockers which was a fucking blast but I can’t see them both… same time slot :(

I am debating on bringing the little bastard with me when I got to a horror movie convention later this month or not. On the one hand, snuggle buddy 🥰 On the other hand… if I lost him in london I would cry forever

LOOK AT MY BOY

Proud owner of one of these

“Yeah I broke it too” Lmaoo

Sigh… thinking about Markus and Kitten from H/unter the P/arenting… Fiancés <3 We love a canon mlm couple that used to be W/arhammer40k characters yaaay

body horror / teratophilia #freakoutside eating out (face) hole

Weird one that I am not tagging. Started doing the first refining-sketch pass, decided I didn't have the energy to do a full lineart pass, so you get this sketchy thing. [ gore / terato ] The ALT for this came first, so it's kind of necessary for context. The image is just a vessel for it.

happy vore day, all i have is a dumb joke

the joys of disability

Sorry to repost downer shit but :( I fucking hate this country

don't worry, spine is just scratching the spot right between his shoulder blades where he can't reach. don't-- don't look at the hand on his crotch. that's just moral support. #freakoutside

posting this now so that i stop nitpicking it and go to sleep bc ive exported like twenty different versions of it atp😭 #freakoutside

Alrighty, back on my regularly not-so-scheduled horny tickling Spam bullshit skdfksdfjsdfj [ restraining / knismo / terato / overstim ] #freakoutside

This thin font is giving me a headache ngl bleh

Nooo I updated Bluesky and I hate this “new” font. Ew

… how do u access DM’s on here anyway

getting kinda handsy…. #freakoutside

The simple gag of “this monster/alien species thinks you’re coming onto them because of cultural differences” is such a goodie. Especially if it’s like “well I didn’t intend to do that but I’d be a fool not to be down for this” Hell yeah.