You might have seen this on the news or LWT but it's been a proud month in my fandom

Today I'm going to finally make dents in the two piles of my biggest guilt, stress and anxiety. So which do I start with? Complicated calls to insurance companies about bills and coverage? Or answering thoughtful messages from beloved friends months old now? ...Why are these the same size again?

This is a passion project my friends have been developing for decades on the back burner and I'm so excited it's finally taking shape in the real world, show it some love!

@amy.wrestlejoy.com a preview of Collision

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With the new slew of secret wrestlblr tumblrinas revealed among us lately (Willow, Speedball, now Jack Perry) I'm feeling like this post I made after a few months in wrestling fandom is holding up GREAT (and the many tags from reblogs on it always make me smile)

#AEWDynamite "I'm Gonna Doordash Shrimp Cocktail & Caviar" 🍤 - Local Jobber, regularly seen at 'I Hate Seafood & Love Financial Crimes' Club when interviewed about his intentions with large sack of unmarked bills.

I cannot WAIT to watch 'Hangman Page Defends His Actions' later aka the post-media scrum for #ForbiddenDoor

Only One More Week until Moxley retrieves the #AEW Men's World Championship from the BCC Duffel bag where it's been collecting dust in the back of his closet for 272 days!

14 Years to the DAY. CM Punk lobbed a pipe bomb but Triple H & The Rock said 'let us show you our long fuse' 💣⛓️ #MJFWasRight

Far less concerned about WHAT we call Mariah May on #NXT far more concerned about her new branding being tied specifically to the regressively 1960s right-wing tradwife agenda response to Bewitched that was already getting comments of: 'hey isn't this just a racist fetish fantasy bro' when it aired.

Any friends/followers in Portland want a pretty great extra seat ticket to see a show Wed guaranteed to have at LEAST one historic implication match/moment with some of the best wrestlers in the world? If you're considering trying wrestling there's no better way to get in on the ground floor (seat).

I've crawled from the rubble left from the battles of depression to face my final boss: a nameless churning dissatisfaction from a lack of purpose or meaningful work that has churned and grown for years with no way out. I just want to do something valuable I care about and I can't find how.

As #fumatabianca rises, let's all remember that for all its many, many faults the Catholic Church has figured out 'maybe only people under the age of 80 should be allowed to vote on lifetime appointments of one of the most powerful people in the world' something the United States could learn from

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Everybody says 'i always thought quicksand was going to be a bigger day to day issue than it is when I was growing up', but I just realized I grew up in the city with the largest and deadliest quicksand flats in the world. It really WAS a much bigger day to day issue back then compared to now.

Still on the lookout for more survey respondents for my annual AEW Fan Survey. Looking to hear from people on: - If they think the AEW product is better in 2025 - Do they have confidence in Tony Khan? - There favorite and LEAST favorite wrestlers in AEW docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Justice for The Outrunners! My Man Turbo did not walk the ropes @ #AEW Revolution in front of an entirely dead and irony-poisoned LA crowd to deliver The Hurt like this for less than 2⭐ Anyways go watch DEFY Blueprint on Triller for an Outrunners match with Great Energy from the crowd 🌆

You expect me to work? On this, the 40th Feast Day of Saint Matthew Jackson? I have lattes to make, pearls to adorn, and hymnal chants to tag team wrestling to sing, yet still you continue to blaspheme by sending me emails. ☕🦪🤼

@rjcity.bsky.social petition for a Hey!EW do-over your journalistic chops clearly weren't up to scratch yet in the early days #AEW

#AEWRevolution bought some Hangman merch to show my MJF Support because nothing says 'Real' like a $40 trucker hat that comes pre-distressed and censored like a TikTok teen

Bsky making me cut this down to 60 seconds is violence against me on my birthday. Have a StrickPage vid #AEW fans, this still isn't the horniest thing posted involving Swerve this week, Swerve continues to be the Champ.

Here show them this one too to cover your bases. And I feel like there's a third option that's 'blood-soaked and feral' but that one can reveal itself later.

It's never the posts you think that break containment...

#wrestlesky hear him out

#AEWDynamite last night reminded me of s little something I wanted to make for the Fallen Angel's Retirement Match -🧵1/4

Familiar outfit the last few weeks

"And in five years I have probably lied a hundred times but I have never lied to them" I said to them while wearing the outfit I've been wearing for weeks that I lied to them in a year ago, y'know, like a liar. #aewdynamite

are they lovers? worse. #wrestlingart / 🤼‍♂️ 🤼‍♀️

If any of my non-wrestling fan friends would like to give it a shot live, I have a feeling Tonight has high odds of being a Legendary episode. 5 pm PT / 8 pm ET / 1 am GMT On TBS & Streams live on MAX for my international peeps, but I am home sick alone & would love company 💜

Opted out of facial recognition @ SeaTac airport & TSA asked me if I had a different Real ID because the alternative machine AI couldn't make a match between my face on my passport card and whatever was in their database. "It's more advanced." Had to call his supervisor to use his eyes.

Not the hero we wanted in #AEW, but the hero we deserve: someone who challenges Yuta to a Shave match that he loses, leaving him broken, humiliated, & at rock bottom when the Death Riders stand by doing nothing to help him cheat out. My heart says Komander in a Mask vs Hair match, TK says... Cope?

I can't believe I just remembered The Simpsons even predicted Trump forcefemming the country, but that means we're still on track for Lisa Simpson 2029 if we don't screw this up.

Christopher Daniels going out in the true style of his Catholic Priest gimmick: Guilting Hard under the pretext of love #AEWDynamite

Hangman and Swerve both upping the vampire coding from Heavy Coded Subtext to Blatant and Inescapable on #AEWCollision last night has me in a spiral

Might honor David Lynch by doing a movie weekend and spending most of my three day weekend in a movie theater. Unfortunately I am very late so most of my picks will be 2024 choices not in the independents just straggling along in AMC as limited runs but still.

The thing about pairing Hangman with Swerve as his ultimate foil and rival is that while he and Swerve have so much in common, Swerve succeeds for the exact reasons that Hangman has always failed, and they've set that up since the beginning of the Wrestledream feud: Swerve knows who he is. 🧵#AEW

Don't know if I want to cry or scream I had seats for #aewrevolution 2x in my cart, AXS system kicked me out 17 TIMES back into line telling me either my session had expired or that it couldn't verify me. Managed to get back in at 10:06 & everything is gone. Have hotel & flights already too 🥲

Aw fuck red alert for the basic bitch alt gays TikTok has found Hozier's cover of Do I Wanna Know no one is safe

So when are the Izzy Canyon outings to go see Death of a Unicorn? youtu.be/9cMIarrxLGs?...

As we're clearly heading into another phase I'm once again rattling the walls of my enclosure yelling that the Hangman & Swerve feud didn't start when Swerve broke into Hangman's home, the Wrestledream "My wife is telling me I'm putting too much into this" era is so underrated. #aew

So Eddie Kingston said back in October he hoped to return in spring of 2025, around April or May and I Don't Know about you but Kenny Omega repeatedly calling himself " #AEW 's Only Triple Crown Winner" sure feels on theme for a Dynasty 2025 grudge match.

Stolen from AEW's IG account. This woman is pure joy.

Happy Friday Swerve's posting lyrics comparing himself to a vampire again

"leaves is plants", "plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not", but no one wants to remember we saw Hangman showing us how the sausage gets made with the OG: #wrestlesky

*rolls up to #wrestlesky days late with vintage vines* so how 'bout that casino gauntlet huh

Despite the fact that I have seen it in theaters half a dozen times the last decade I feel personally betrayed none of my favorite second run cult theaters or museums are showing #PacificRim on Sunday the same way I felt betrayed I couldn't see it in theaters August 10th, 2013 for K-Day