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you know it’s fucked up when even thetruesizeof changed it to Gulf of America

dogs run too damn fast

i finally started winning runs in balatro. i didn’t know you could do that.

i think things started really going downhill when white people stopped yelling “we’re going to disney world!”

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can we normalize accidentally looking people in the eye and then quickly looking away? it keeps happening

y’all ever been just straight up flabbergasted?

okay but actually what the fuck

can everyone please stop driving cop cars? i’m trying to speed past farms

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there goes bad-take @consort.bsky.social having a bad take again like it was their third square meal #DANNY

nah, nah, i get it. i’m coughing the virus out, right? that’s why we’re doing this at 4am? fuck dude. i just want some damn beddy bye

i really need my body to decide if it’s hot or cold. it’s already decided we’re in pain, how’s this so much more difficult?

first 4th of July i’m not working in years and i get covid? nah bro, what kind of sin i gotta commit to give my two cents to whoever’s in charge?

cock your pisser not

i made you and i can unmake you

never thought about it but i guess autumnal goblincore is my vibe. i do just be forest folk in a small town

call me basic but regular potato chips are the best kind of chip and if you disagree with me you can bare knuckle box me below a birch tree at dawn

just found out i’m legally white and idk what to do with that

music to fall asleep to. check out my new ambient album on bandcamp: dannyshoe2.bandcamp.com

yeah i wrote a post, thought about it too much and then deleted it. what’s it to yah?

Do you ever call yourself by a little nickname in your head? “Time to get to work, kiddo” etc

me, having plenty of hobbies: i need a hobby

this cannot be the same body that would get drunk, sleep for 2 hours and then learn equations

yes i know im anxious yes i am making coffee no you can’t stop me

nothin’s up bluesky. goddamn nothing. i am literally just entropy

child me was wrong. i could never be a spy

if sleep is for the weak then brother i bruise easily

been watching the george lopez show and, damn, nick offerman is in this? and larry? on the nick@nite days they were just men but now that im an adult they’re men with names. whodathunk it?

ight, i quit my job

trying again

gotta try again

trying again

gotta try again

trying again

gotta try again

trying again

gotta try again

trying again

gotta try again

trying again

gotta try again

trying to have all my thoughts in the morning so i don’t have to think them later. will return with results

oh me? just in a perpetual state of needing to sneeze. how bout you?

my watch keeps telling me to stand and i just keep sitting crisscross applesauce in an act of defiance over the thing i paid for to tell me to stand sometimes

mucinex fast-max my ass

are you mad at me? lol jk. unless…

shout out to nouns and also verbs. prepositions are on thin ice tho.