oh... it's going fine... i guess...

oh... that's... good to hear... * The ghost nods usually most people don't let me know how their day has been...

oh... hello there... and how is your day going?

{...No fuckin' way this was the first thing I saw when I opened YouTube this evening.} {SURELY I must be dreaming!}

oh... is anyone in hometown awake right now? ...just curious is all...

okay... thanks... ...oh, and no putting them on walls... * Dammit, they knew...

oh... alright then... just please don't do it again.

if you do that, i'm going to have to arrest you...

it... it just is, it's... uhh... * They think... closest thing this could be considered as is... it's graffiti... that's what it is... you're decorating city property without permission...

hey... stop.... stop in the name of... something... you can't do that... it's... it's illegal...

"oh... i see..."

oh... then what happened?

oh... morning.... what's with all the yelling? is there an emergency?

oh... that we can both agree on...

oh... you'll win something alright... a trip to the hospital... and your parents will win 500 medical bills as well...

but... you'll attract so many diseases too... oh no... you could even.... die...

because i have to do my job, that's why... ...you know you're gonna attract a lot of germs if you keep doing that...

...why are you on the floor?

oh... hometown really is something else these days...

oh... evening already? ...i guess i should start heading back home...

...because? * They tilt their... body? I guess? why do you ask?

...oh... it's just rush hour...

oh... welcome back to the road... ...you should probably move out of the way again, traffic is supposed to be very busy this afternoon...

...thank you...

*BEEP BEEP!* oh... you should probably get out of the way... traffic incoming...

oh... yeah... she does... ...fair enough...

oh... hey... ...please don't dance in the middle of traffic, you're gonna get me in trouble...

...kris please answer me i need to know this...

oh... is this... supposed to be some kind of joke?

huh? ...prove what?

oh.... who's summoning who now?

...i have an uneaten ghost sandwich if anyone wants it... don't worry... it hasn't gone bad... i don't think it even can...

oh.... ...is pie any good? or would it be better as ghost pie? asking because i've never had it...

...wait, why does it feel like that kris person seems smaller than usual... * ...Blooky, that isn't Kris... ah but don't tell them that, it's funnier this way...

oh... the paperwork keeps piling up... ...i think i'll take a break... maybe there's someone new in town to see...

i hope everyone is having a good evening in hometown... oh... it's alright if it isn't good though... i'm not gatekeeping if it was a horrible day...

oh... i didn't get any valentines this year... just like last year... oh... and the year before that... and... so on and so forth...

oh... i don't have a valentine... what am i supposed to do about tomorrow?

wood-fired pizza? oh no... how's pizza gonna get a job now?

oh.... i don't have a valentine this year... or any year really...

alright... see you... * The specter floats off... closing the door as well...

oh... well... I should best be going... *They're turning around, about to leave, though they at least expect a farewell before so...*

oh... thanks... * Napstablook floats in, looking around... nothing out of the ordinary, that's for sure...* oh... i guess it was a misdial... i'm sorry for thinking it was an emergency...

a... missdial? oh... i see... ...can i at least come in and assess that nothing's wrong?

oh... i dunno... i heard heavy breathing and... howling from that call... are you sure? * Yeah no, they ain't budging...

* KNOCK KNOCK! That was fast! ...Then again, the Police Station isn't THAT far from their residence... hello? is anyone home? * ...And it doesn't seem like they're going away until someone answers the door...*

ohhh... don't worry... we'll be on our way... * Well, at least they hung up for them... and... wait WHAT DID THEY SAY!?

oh... oh no... are you in trouble? do we need to send someone over? * THAT ISN'T WORKING!!! IT'S JUST MAKING THINGS WORSE!

oh... this is the police station... what's your emergency? * HANG UP NOW! HANG THE FUCK UP!

oh... alright... get home safe... okay?