...oh... it's gone quiet again here... ...i suppose this means i should clock out and head back home for the night...

...i think i need more relatives... not to say maddie and metta aren't enough, i just... need someone to help around the house while i'm on duty that doesn't stare at the tv all day... ...when did we even get a tv anyways?

the... what now?

oh... well i can't grab that right now, i gotta get back on my shift in a bit... can you grab it for me? oh and... sorry for accusing you of checking out my journal from the library... ...if you find out who did and turn them in, that would be nice... i think...

also, on an unrelated note... ...can i have the traffic cone back? please?

...oh... someone took my journal from the library again... maddie? i hate to point fingers but... is this your doing?

{The journal is back....} {This is gonna be fun...}

{whipped up a decent enough strawpage for DR Blooky...} {And now I will proceed to never make another strawpage ever again, because why would I do THAT?} {Anyways, go check it out... like right now...} hometowndeputy.straw.page

hey... stop... this is a no smoking zone, can't you read the sign?

oh... this strawpage thing... it seems like everyone has one these days... ...maybe i should make one...

{I love spending hours if not DAYS of my life working on a cover of an existing song, with small leitmotifs from OTHER songs...} {...Thankfully, I don't have to worry about working on it tomorrow... since I think I'll just focus on interactions, and maybe plotting a certain story event...}

[ burps coughs and maybe even pukes ]

{Boostin' this once more, since it's the morning and stuff...} {We still would like a Tenna or Deltarune Mettaton if anyone is interested at all...}

{Boostin' this, since I've been WAITING for somethin' like this for quite a bit! and as this verse's one and only Napstablook, it's exciting!} {could also be the one thing that also gets me back to trying to wanna make covers and slightly original music...}

{So uh...} {Who wants to introduce Blooky here to the concept of a dark world?}

oh... such a pathetic day.... ...nothing new happens in hometown... not even when maddie's around...

guys... i thought i stopped telling you all to not do illegal things... again...

...morning hometown... let's... get that bread? as they say? i dunno...

...it's quiet tonight... ...too quiet...

...i'm not giving away any more traffic cones...

{...Screw it, me three... tell me someone I'd muse well... even though I have way too many muses right now...}

oh... such a boring day... nothing to do at all... again...

oh... stop right there... * Ah... they seem to be awake. you can't just take my hat, it's part of my uniform...

oh... it seems some relatives of mine have decided to show up... how fun...

{New account just dropped, check it out...}

{ALRIGHTY! back from slightly important stuff that none of you need to know about...} {Time to put on a show and release the new account!}

{Assets complete!} {...Expect the finished product tomorrow... I dunno WHEN tomorrow, it'll just... BE tomorrow...}

oh... i see...

situation? what situation, might i ask?

{...yeah I'm starting to think I WILL make a Mettalot account soon... maybe...}

oh... the guy from the grocery store? is that a bad thing or something?

right... of course... ...how's the rest of the family doing?

i see... * Napstablook got up from their seat, nodding... do have a nice day... and do feel free to speak to me whenever...

yeah... i guess that makes sense... maybe i'll do that... * Napstablook sighed was there... anything else you wanted to ask, detective?

{...Oh no now you guys are REALLY making me think about wanting to do a Mettalot account again...} {Though... Not now of course, haha...}

{The big day might be here, but that won't stop me from doing a Starter Call before I have to upgrade my PC!}

she... did.... i'm... not sure if she still does... but... when we find her i can ask.... hopefully... if... we find her...

...maybe i drank too much ghost punch last night... i think i'm seeing double... or triple even.... * Napstablook cannot handle the overwhelming number of... Kris's? Krisi? Krisises? whatever the plural of Kris is....

oh... it's nothing that special... really... * Even after expressing such, they seemed disappointed... sometimes... i just wish something interesting would happen in this town... something more than just a few uninteresting burglars committing small scale crime... you get it... right?

oh... people are turning green and blue? ...hometown really is getting weirder...

oh... alphys is here as well... that's great... i think...

oh... good morning... ...please... don't do anything illegal today...

{Well today fucking sucked... Couldn't really do much due to resting in bed and recovering from yesterday...} {But hey, i'll hopefully be better tomorrow... but until then, feel free to interact with either my recent starter call or journal interaction, i'll try to get to it tomorrow if possible.}

* Odd, Blooky isn't at the station tonight... but something else is... * That's right! it's interaction bait!

oh... hey, it's that one guy from the store nearby... neat, i think...

it's... not bad for a first attempt... don't be so rude to it...

oh... what's so funny about that?

oh... what's so funny about this?

* Napstablook closed the station's blinds... not feelin' up to deal with whatever's going on outside tonight... * ...Hey, if it worked for the other version of them, it'll work for this one too...

{Fun fact, Napstablook is canonically the strongest being in the Underground...} {They basically told the blinding white light that absorbed every SOUL in the underground to go away by closing the damn blinds like a champ... I bet they could do the same when the heat death of the universe happens.}