I am genuinely in heat right now dog

I'm a little witch i do my magic Every single day I want to fix what's tragic What else can I do when life's so short I'd play a little song but I don't know chords original post by Luna Follow for more Luna content!

I haven't opened bluesky in so long what is happening rn

I wish I'd get fucked as much as america does

Straight up inking it

Suggest good love songs pretty please ^^ I'll send a cookie if you do

Why have we headcanoned that animals call us hoomans? What if my cat calls me a cat

My dumbass ate gas station sushi and redbull before my 4 hour flight wish me luck

I put confetti in my drink for whimsy

I HAVENT POSTED IN 4 WHOLE DAYS HUH???? TAKE THIS IMAGE AS AN APOLOGY

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is officially mayor of New York City

AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW NABY UH I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOBE SONG BABY

Uhhhhhh I haven't posted in a while take this

There’s a reason the political right wants to keep people dumb.

Trump says the Epstein Files are a Democrat hoax, but only Democrats were guilty of crimes with Epstein. He says the DOJ should stop releasing files and everyone should stop talking about it, but also the DOJ should charge Democrats with crimes. This is how you talk when you’re guilty as hell.

It looks like Epstein is occasionally showing up in the Trump files.

Woah I have 300 posts? I feel like I haven't been here that long icl

Peak bluesky reference

My mother has discovered bluesky through me first she asked who angel was before I explained that I don't know these people and then she said "oh so you just read whatever random people say?" I mean yes? She's making me doubt myself now....

Hello? Why are people following me if they've never interacted with my account to any other degree 💔 does bluesky have bots or is this commonly expected

Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.

Santa baby Baby it's cold outside Let it snow

Pocoyo is so blue? Can we get him in some red I feel like he'd look good in it

I need to fuckkkkkk

Hot chocolate is better than coffee

Woof woof woof

Feeling like I need my husband to sit in my lap and make out with me. The whoremones are getting to me like there's something in the air or water in Egypt that's activating my need to breed

I'm genuinely in heat right now

Arf arf I'm wagging my tail so happily right now

Genuinely who cares literally I'm gonna go for a forever swim tomorrow

I have regained control for those queerious

Bobux

Finna pull a Nintendo 64

I got really stressed today so I started referring to myself in the third person as little servant boy and started doing a bunch of chores. Relatable?

At the airport rn and I saw someone with an ai labubu suitcase do I js jump now? This terrible news is brought to you by the letter V

Heh 250 posts This update is brought to you by the letter T

Hey vsauce Michael here would you like to cum This is brought to you by the letter S

I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND SO MUCH 🤤🤤 This whatever it is is brought to you by the letter R

I'm almost at 250 posts heh This update is brought to you by the letter Q

360 when you're in the mirror do you like what you see whe your in the mirror you're just looking at me I'm everywhere I'm so Julia woah oh oh oh oh This amazing singing is brought to you by the letter P

YOU ARE A CHILD TYPICALLY A BADLY BEHAVED ONE. This is brought to you by the letter O

Ah mi mi mi mi mi time This reminder is brought to you by the letter N

No no don't touch em there this is my no no square This amazing singing is bright to you by he letter K

Why does ts look like a pregnancy announcement This observation is brought to you by the letter K

......People.. still watch Kody ko? What are y'all doing with your life. This depressing information is brought to you by the letter I

WHOEVER MAKES CULINARY CLASS WARS IF YOU DONT DROP EP 4 TERRIBLE THINGS WILL HAPPEN. THIS VAGUE THREAT IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER H

CULINARY CLASS WARS EP 3 ENDED ON A CLIFF HANGER AND NOW I DONT GET TO KNOW WHO WON. THIS SCARY INFORMATION IS BRIIGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER G

CULINARY CLASS WARS SEASON 2 OUT QE ARE SO BACK THIS AMAZING NEWS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER F

I'm gonna throw up This anecdote is brought to you by the letter e

My father and husband are working together to make me drink more water. This is terribly devious. This information is brought to you by the letter d