Maxipad stock up 13% Insider trading suspected.

How long until they're televised?

Weekend at Donnie's

We've replaced DEI with NBC: Nepotism, Bribery, and Cronyism.

This was true in 1976, and it's far MORE true in 2026. Carter was always right.

This is the ultimate loyalty test. If you're unwilling to accept reality just to please your boss, you're unfit to serve in government.

Who's holding the Billions of dollars nations paid to join the "Bored of Peace?"

DISCLAIMER: YOUR cat may not actually enjoy this.

I'd love to see accountability, but our money will be long gone.

You had me at "copper." Around here, people will risk prison stealing A/C compressors for a couple pounds of copper.

Every flat roof is an opportunity. Every warehouse and car park. Incentivize our future.

In the beet red "sunshine" state, most of our electricity comes from burning coal.

How many pre-emptive pardons have other presidents done? Why are these still allowed?

WORSE? Is this full-on doublespeak? More cancelations is BETTER!

Boolean lesson #1: Mel != victim OR perpetrator Mel = victim AND perpetrator

Sounds like they've finished destroying the Epstein Files.

Open that F'ing Strait or else. I'm counting to 3! 1... 2... 2.01... 2.02...

It's the price you pay for surviving all the stupid things you did as a kid.

Bye Bye Bondi! Your only hope for redeeming your corrupt life of protecting a pedophile is to "flip" and reveal the evil deeds you have performed for him for over a decade.

Here's his concept of winning: Iran has achieved every one of its objectives. USA has achieved none of its objectives. Charlie Sheen had a better concept of winning.

For the 1st time in history, a US "president" addressed the entire world to announce absolutely nothing. Not a single new thought or concept or objective. No news.

I'm sick of his "unprecedented" malarky. When does he get "unpresidented?" #ImpeachAndRemove

If someone handed my a bill for a $400 million ballroom, I'd ask how much to restore the East Wing exactly like it was. Then I'd hand HIM the new bill and make him restore it.

Nice to see they kept the fugliest part of the Cybertruck - the hexagonal wheel wells.

Like any criminals, you only need a mask when you're actively criming.

So, he thinks Talarico is the Second Coming?

The president has insisted that "oil prices are going to go down very, very rapidly…so is inflation" when the Iran war ends.

USA is now on oxygen, and dialysis, and chemotherapy, and morphine. Doubtful she'll make 250.

But first, there are crucial rounds of golf to be played. Then we can commit war crimes.

This will be a dismal embarrassment - followed by 100% GOP confirmation.

Any NDA that includes hiding a crime should be invalid. How are our laws so weak?

All he had handy was a bucket of moonshine 🤣

Anyone who's taken Economics 101 knows that a 20% reduction in oil supplies could cause a 100% rise in oil prices. It's called "elasticity."

This time, can someone WATCH the videos they find? Then prosecute!

How embarrassing for an adult male to admit he wears a size 6 shoe!

And... just like that.... I'm in favor of regime change!

If this goes like Nixon, the Epstein Coverup will be more consequential than the Epstein Files.

America Alone means America Last.

PREDICTION: Operation Epic Fury will soon be known as Epic Failure.

As Bill Clinton testifies in front of Congress today, EVERY answer should include the word "trump."

Epstein survivor describes how she was raped up to three times a day by Epstein after being forced into the room by Maxwell…!!! He said that…. ‘I will kill you . I will hunt your mother and father down and I will kill them’ When will the survivors get the justice they deserve…???

My company raised prices, but still ate $150 million in tariffs this year. Profit dropped from 7% to 1%. 16,000 employees lost profit sharing. Hiring freeze means more work. Figure that out and send me my check!

THIS is a democracy with a chance of surviving 250 years.

And, most important... More margin means harder to steal. EVERY vote is more vital this time. VOTE!

What's the over/under on USA reaching its 250th birthday?

It doesn't roll off the tongue, but MTWEACA. Make Tampering With Evidence A Crime Again #FireICE

Where's the big news that the DOW broke BELOW 50,000 today?

Really looking like Trump was the landlord, and Epstein was just the property manager.

If we lived under the Rule of Law, we'd get a warrant and go in and take all the unredacted Epstein files.

It's like a "man of god" having never heard of the 10 commandments.