We’re back for our third round!! Different starting time this week. 7-9 pm. Sign ups begin at 6:30. Join me and Zoe Eadie at the Dive Bar & Grille this Sunday, May 3rd!!

The Milwaukee play by play man just said Conner Griffin for the Pittsburgh Pirates is the first player in MLB history to hit their first home run on his birthday. I disagree. I’m sure other players have hit their first home run on Conner Griffin’s birthday.

My Mt. Rushmore of 1990’s music. 😎😎💜💜

Please repost: Bluesky moderation is a buncha pussies #1

@bluesmobile.bsky.social for some reason, I cannot see your posts. It says “rude account”. I follow and love your stuff. What happened?

Just a reminder this weekend. Please do not attempt to call my phone. I have to leave myself available for the NFL Draft! Thank you in advance!!

Our Resister Sister, Hopeful, is always building Resistance through her Packs and she’s got 2 new ones for you to check out. That’s 300 defenders of democracy just waiting to meet you! Thanks for including me, @hopeful66.bsky.social 💙 @hopeful66.bsky.social go.bsky.app/UXJTahR go.bsky.app/JpUzuDn

Why has this air force plane been circling in Iraq for over 2 hours?

You will never unsee it😳😳

Survey— what is worse? Putting on a fresh coat of nail polish & then having to pee before it dries? Putting on a new pair of tights, and having a run in them immediately? Driving to a restaurant when you’re hungry just to find the place closed?

🚨🚨🚨WE’RE BACK🚨🚨🚨 Open mic tonight at the Dive Bar & Grille with The Beard of Pittsburgh & the Comedy Mom!! Friends, you know the routine: request a spot below, or sign up in person at 5:30!! Can’t wait!

Come on out this Sunday night for some FREE comedy!!

After 80 degrees here yesterday, we’re back too 48! Time to pull out the opaque tights to stay warm!!

I have risen!

www.huffpost.com/entry/news-l... Probably just charge Iran more to get into the new ballroom?

I’m officially declaring myself eligible for the 2026 NFL Draft!!

BREAKING: Iran President Pezeshkian releases a lengthy public letter addressed to the American people ahead of Trump's address, defending its actions, denying it poses a threat, and blaming the U.S. for escalating conflict—while warning that continued attacks will deepen instability and resentment.

🚨🚨We’re back by popular demand 🚨🚨 Out next open mic is officially scheduled for Sunday, April 12th, 6-8 pm @ The Dive Bar & Grille (North Hills) hosted again by The Comedy Mom, Zoe Eadie & The Beard of Pittsburgh, Greg Malenky It was great the first time!! Let’s try to make this one even better!!

🚨🚨We’re back by popular demand 🚨🚨 Out next open mic is officially scheduled for Sunday, April 12th, 6-8 pm @ The Dive Bar & Grille (North Hills) hosted again by The Comedy Mom, Zoe Eadie & The Beard of Pittsburgh, Greg Malenky It was great the first time!! Let’s try to make this one even better!!

When they run out of Easter bunny costumes!! What’s up Doc??🤣🤣🤣

It’s SPRINGTIME!💜💜

www.huffpost.com/entry/thieve... We can’t get into the Louvre. But I have a better idea!🤣🤣🤣

'Superman' Star Valerie Perrine Dead at 82 Damn. Another one💔

Iran says Trump is lying

www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-... Trump continues to lie, just as a way to manipulate the Markets. When will the fucking GOP get some balls and hold this asshole accountable?

Feels good to be back in some light spring weather tights, after having to deal with thick winter tights for the last 6 months!💜

Do women find me in their 60’s attractive?

My set from tonight’s March Madness Comedy Show at the Squirrel Hills Sports Bar in Pittsburgh! youtu.be/73cgYu4h9B0?...

Chuck Norris dies at age 86, family says Damn💔💔

www.huffpost.com/entry/latest... So maybe you shouldn’t have given him “immunity”?

Come on out and see me compete in this year’s March Madness competition!! l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http...

www.huffpost.com/entry/latest... The White House’s official response is “He shakes hands so much!”

Has January ended yet?

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Due to the attacks on Iran by this administration, the Beard of Pittsburgh Committee has come to the conclusion that we must rescind 2025 The Beard of Pittsburgh Peace Prize we previously awarded to Donald J Trump.

Trump today: “The lives of American heroes may be lost, and we may have casualties — that often happens in war.” Remember when the GOP went apeshit over 13 military personnel dying during the withdrawal of Afghanistan? They wanted Biden impeached, imprisoned & convicted.

North Korea has announced their intentions to build more nuclear weapons. And to even send them to space. What are the chances when Donnie Von ShitzenPantz is asked about this, that he will bring up the “beautiful” letter he got from Kim?

Have you seen the Trump skating AI video? This is much more realistic.

Former Purdue, NFL receiver Moore dies at 25 Damn!💜💔💜💔

Eric Dane Dead at 53 For fucks sake!!!💜💔💜💔 STOP TAKING SOME OF OUR FAVORITE CELEBRITIES!!

I'm not acknowledging President's Day again until we have a president worth respecting.

#NoKings March28th....💪🦾 #Resist #Epstein #EpsteinFiles #TrumpThePedo

Hey “AG” Pam Bondi - the DOW is under 50,000 again!! Does that mean you can start investigating the people in the Epstein files?

MAGA (October) we won’t watch the halftime show!! MAGA (December) we’re putting on our own show MAGA (right after halftime) that was the worst show we’ve ever seen & didn’t understand a word he said! ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️🤣🤣🤣

Kid Rock is the human version of an afterbirth abortion 🤓