Steeeewie Meg Chris and Brian Peter and Lois Griffin We're all hanging out in Quahoooooog These funny momeeeents Family guy momeeeents

Me when the femboy economic bubble inevitably bursts

Disco Molly and Jurassica by my beautiful wife who I love

This is the punchline of every Polish Garfield strip

Can't wait for the culture war to erupt when they cast a red onion to play me in the movie

Spoilers for future Squeek arcs #yuri #weareonsqueakingterms

More @draculacore.bsky.social art with DND / BG3 style Squeekaversers

Give me your favorite X-Men so I can practice drawing them 🫵

Gal Actus by artist Sayumi Taname

Going to start practicing Juche but for our supreme governor JB Pritzker

1. Obama Dijon Mustard 2. The time they killed the French king for being bad at sex with his hoe 3. The time Taft got stuck in the bath and his stepson had to fuck him out. 4. The time Nixon ordered 100 Popeye's Chicken Sandwiches because the delivery app fucked up (worse than Watergate) 5. Epstein.

Learning a bit more evety day I think

In related news, expect a proof of concept mini-scene from my Kraven/Kaine expy project in the next week

Once I learn to draw fr instead of just reposting things my fiancé or best friend draw, it's over for you xhoskis

I'm summoned

Happy Valentine's Day a day early

Thinking about Nicolas Cage's Ghost Rider today

This flopped heavily at the time, but unironically this is a Chesca all-timer

This trend was still active when my fiancé drew this I swear

Doctor told me my wife had kust had a Stroke. I was terrified she was hurt but turns out she had just given birth to Julian Casablancas

From @draculacore.bsky.social

Started playing Dang Gum Rompa and I hate this stupid bear so much

Shoutout to @draculacore.bsky.social for coming up with the idea of Hooper's so I could steal it wholesale and it make it a not insignificant part of my brand 👉😎👉

And another pic of Heather at work drawn by my #beautifulfiancé

Superb Owl Sunday featuring our Owlgirl Heather as drawn by my pal @itsflorentii.bsky.social

Sometimes the Pitbull From Space brand talks to me like the Green Goblin mask

Bartleby the Scrivener

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

Oh also I got engaged! To my beautiful fiancé who I've been tagging as my #beautifulwife this entire time!

Art of Squeeka Chica and Holey Moley (artist tag in image)

My fiance's and my squeeksonas (art by my beautiful fiancé)

More art from my beautiful real life fiancé

What if there was a scary messed up version of The Boss named Boos Springscream?

Achewood

Analog horror - has it gone too far?

Sonya Massey will not be forgotten. Nothing we ever say or do will bring her back, but today’s decision is a step toward change and justice. May her memory be a blessing and may it continue to fuel our work to build a system that protects all its citizens.

In this version, Doreen is an unambiguous mutant and Morlock who helped Callisto take control of the Morlock community. However, they become bitter frenemies after diverging ideologically, and Doreen becomes an online celebrity, while Callisto remains an underground revolutionary

Doreen redesign for a Marvel TTRPG I'm in with the fellas

Is the new Hulk series worth getting into? I loved Immortal, but the new stuff just looks like it's cashing in on the edge of Immortal but without any of the raw themes thst made that series good

Going to become more active on here, I think. Fair warning, I'm actually not that funny anymore, but I'll update y'all on art stuff if you're interested

Ok, so who should I follow that isn't an automated page?

Returning

I am the Henry refrenced in this Smurfs piece, and I distinctly remember thinking “is our friendship ready for this… is it cringe that I am at the Smurfs movie with this man”

One of my favorite recent art pieces from my #beautifulwife

Paramount Plus? The only pair of mounts I'M tryin to plus belongs to my #beautifulwife

Ernest Hemingway type post

Forget post nut clarity, I'm on post Bolt clarity. That dog could NOT act

#dracula #nosferatu