Happy Pi Day!!! 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648....

Random science fact: when threatened, sea cucumbers eviscerate themselves and shoot their internal organs out of either their mouth or their cloaca in self- defense to scare away predators, an act called autotomy. Don't worry! They grow back!

In case you need any help tomorrow. I'm a big fan of #2, personally.

Very important distinctions here.

Tell me we're not an oligarchy.

The perfect elf on a shelf does not exis....

@blahajmama.bsky.social aloha happy new year 🎊🕛

#Shark and #secrets that they keep, when they talking 🦜 in their sleep, Consider the evident milestone on evolution akin to #Sharks using tools, Here shows One #cat emotional #feline journey into electric vehicles #EV #pussycat sing it, woah woah woah! wat up pussycat? woah woah woah! ... (Repeats)

david lynch died on my birthday. what did he mean by that chat? 😭😭😭

David Lynch, the visionary filmmaker whose work includes 'Twin Peaks' and 'Blue Velvet', has died at 78

BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight

👋 to all my new bsky friends!

#oldPhotos = #Relics of a moment of #transition #humans to #transhuman #transhumanism, this #event that by repetition neglect to observe how we lost our slot of #nature as we #commodified #time and #space making us in relevannce mere #fluxes 2 thy #singularity rejoice 4 we breathe #still, #aloha

I now want a buttload of wine

Random science fact: buckminsterfullerenes, AKA buckyballs - large balls of carbon, have been shown to extend life. One study found it was by up to 90%! In earth, buckyballs are found in ash and soot. So between the red wine, ash, and dark chocolate, I'm gonna live forever. Mmm, ash...

Random science fact: polar bears are invisible to infrared cameras. Their fur is so incredibly dense and insulating that hardly any body heat escapes for an infrared camera to pick up. Which is a good thing, since they live in very cold places. Also, their skin is black.

Random science fact: giraffes are 30 times more likely to be hit by lightning than you due to their ridiculously long necks. They act kind of like a lightning rod. The good news is that where they live, they hardly ever encounter lightning storms. Phew!

Random science fact: the earth's rotation is slowing down and days are getting longer. The length of a day increases by about 1.8 seconds every century. In about 200 million years, we'll have a 25 hour day. I keep saying I want a 40 hour day. I just gotta wait a little longer...

Random science fact: fossilized poo is called coprolite. The largest coprolite ever found to date is over 30 cm long, and over 2 liters in volume (that's 1 foot long and just over 2 quarts). That's a big fossilized shit! It's believed to be a T-rex turd. Wonder what it ate. 🤔

Random science fact: All the world’s bacteria and archaea, if you put them end-to-end, would stretch for 10 billion light years. That's crazy! Combined, all of the 0.001mm-long microbes on earth could wrap around the galaxy 20,000 times. That's a lot of microbes.

Random science fact: think same-sex attraction is solely a human phenomenon? Think again. As many as 1,500 species have been observed engaging in same-sex activity, from insects to mammals, all genders and all ages, both social and solitary species. This is perfectly normal.

Random science fact: how many miles is a light year in a leap year? It's the same as every other year. A light year is based on the Julian calendar, which is 365.25 days. It's not based on the Gregorian calendar, which is 365 days except during a leap year. Pretty smart.

I can't decide which fish name I like better: the Slippery Dick (Halichoeres bivittatus), a type of wrasse, or Bony-eared Assfish (Acanthonus armatus), a type of deep sea cusk eel. Choices, choices...

Random science fact: do you have an irrational fear of long words? Does the term antidisestablishmentarianism cause you anxiety and fear? If so, then you suffer from a phobia of long words, otherwise known as Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. Say that one ten times fast!

Random science fact: the chainsaw was invented in the late 1700s for childbirth. It helped with widening the pubic cartilage, and helped remove diseased bone during childbirth. It wasn't used for wood until the 20th century. Boy am I glad I didn't birth a child back then!!

Random science fact: technically octopuses don't have tentacles. I know, I know, you're thinking "but what about those 8 arms?" They're arms, not tentacles. The definition of tentacles is limbs with suckers at the end. Octopus arms have suckers up and down the whole length, ergo arms. Tada!

Random science fact: what do elephant shrews, bats, and the spiny mouse have in common? They're the only mammals outside of primates and old and new world monkeys that menstruate. Which begs the question whether bats concern themselves with period pants. 🤔

#Is #precious

@beyout.bsky.social life

Global law enforcement agencies said Tuesday that they have significantly infiltrated the operations of LockBit, one of the world’s most prolific criminal ransomware gangs, in an international operation that aimed to disrupt the group’s repeated attacks.

This makes me unreasonably happy.

#IchBinArmutsbetroffen Menschen mit weniger Geld werden oft auch weniger Bedürfnisse zugestanden, auch bei Grundsätzlichem. "Die Vorstellung, dass finanziell benachteiligte Menschen weniger brauchen als reichere, schränkt auch die Hilfe ein, die erstere erhalten."

Thanks I hate it

#ketchup #graffiti

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Thank You Dr. with your expertise I have understood that English appears to be the optimal option... Until another language contest this assertion you have credit 💳 to this. My apology for questioning scientific fact.