the people who are in the desert and dying of thirst are so dumb like, anyone who's anyone knows your brain secretes fluids and is generally wet why dont they just do very particular brain surgery on themselves to squeeze that liquid outta there and then they can drink it? dumbasses

looney tunes shit

i pray i never have to interact with the chud side of this website more than i already have and that i similarly dont have to interact with the sauceless pseudo-left weirdos who dont know what a joke is

hit the blood button to spill blood all over me!

these are the games we play we are the names they say

Smile For The Camera

mental illness? being ill actually means im AWESOME. fuck you

This is as far as I'm going with this as I have not invented the third dimension yet

Maximum effort btw

the average dino subplot is CRAZY on bluesky dog

This is him irl isn't he so charming @israelisbest.bsky.social

one of my favourite things to do with a priv is just post song lyrics i like they get like, half a like and a toothpick but i like announcing to the world my TRASH music taste

i apparently have 100 followers here ...somehow ....someway .....i barely post here lol

...dont... know who this is off the top of my head but thank you for the well wishes, it's Going certainly is, college is a hell of a thing necessarily means i have less time to do shit or to talk with people but i manage thank you mystery person!

little bit of an update regarding me for you asylumites since its been a bit: comp doesnt work, boo, have to use my old one listened to let god sort em out by clipse and vanisher, horizon scraper by quadeca (both are so fucking good i recommend em heavily) got into grace on roblox, fun game

goin on the fridge!

nano..

why do the kids see ghosts? do they are be the stupid? ghosts not real they silly

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

after 6 minutes im updating my review to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cool music AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

just beat chapter 3's secret boss without spoilers, all i have to say is: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that is all

dunno who you may be, but to answer thine question: im around i just dont use this site too terribly often since its still barebones and the paradox of moving exists still round though, playing bideo bames (deltarune is peak) and lightly scrolling twitter

my baby crawling over to the roulette table im at after i left him in a scorching hot car (i pulled over once i saw a casino and i left him in the car to fend for himself)

i have spent hours in zzz and 75% of my playtime has been The Arcade God Help Me

honestly, i dont even think they've technically won yet they 100% undoubtedly win if they finish the mod now in a timely matter now that fabsol's out of the picture now THAT'D be a victory

>fabsol gets removed from the calamity mod >the mod immediately becomes woker cant believe the root of all of calamity's problems was fabsol the entire time.... Good God....

honestly, going here is like going on a smoke break from my 9-5 job of scrolling through twitter i will undoubtedly find funnier shit in the pits of hell but i gotta go to purgatory first to wind down a little from all the racism and misogyny before i move onto the deeper layers

Is Max Payne 3's Max Payne The First Confirmed Bald Character In Gaming?

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

just wait until i open up a dinbo134.com .... It'll Be Real (it wont lmao)

sentence mixing is fun sometimes

also happy pride month to those who celebrate ...i say, pretending as if im not one of "those who celebrate"

ace trumpets by clipse goes hard

I forgot I had a blue-sky tbh. Anyway some guys in ykztwitter compared me to a rapist / child predator who they're all trying to defend so.. ig I'm gonna spend a bit more time here? Not like I'm on ykztwt in the first place. It's just gross seeing them do that. Defending a rapist n all.

me when my captor gives me cookies and milk instead of giving me the slop that kills me:

WARNING: this spooky scary video is.... Not For The Faint Of Heart.... Let Me Tell You That...... Im Horrified At The Mere Existence Of This Video. Enjoy.

Tomorrow Deltarune Be Upon Us

this is culturally inappropriate

Was looking through my profile and realized that people who found me on bluesky might not know why I draw Mew Mew with a scar. This is an old comic from August that I guess I just forgot to upload here #Undertale

Drip swag like a broken faucet

i was watchin the minecraft movie at my local theater today and we were all waiting with baited breath for the chicken jockey moment ...but something was different about our screening i'll let the video speak for itself i guess

ENA: Dream BBQ store.steampowered.com/app/2134320/... Do you like simply walking around a surreal world and seeing the best and most insane animation you've ever seen in your life. I do. I was smiling ear to ear playing this game. Also it's free. Enjoy.

fun fact spongebob is not real and he's not hiding in your neighbor who lives in wisconsin's house that's crazy talk whoever told you he's there is a goddamn communist liar

Bon Jovi, pensive: shot through the heart... and *I'm* to blame...

play balatro without polychrome cards for maximum unwoke imagine photochad and bluestorm as if they are in a STRAIGHT relationship and they HATE eachother

WAP if it was actually GOOD and not about WOKE and GROSS p***ies 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢: "there's a horse in this house"