my niece teaches me slang !

period !

ive fucked up a blue whale you are nothing .

its all fun and games til the orca acts like an orca .

all these hedgehogs and small critters are easily a meal but im being very demure today and only eating cigarettes butts .

orcas are so cool lets all celebrate apex predators !

who are you people and why are you liking that response .

serving cunt .

fuck.

oooa .

damn sharty didnt know you was chill like that , you cool as fuck nvm .

your sarcasm is terrible get a different day job ! 🚬

clearly the one who cant see has to jump first . how do you miss the spots . how do you miss the fin . how do you miss the FAT ASS tail .

a comfortable hood he has on her , not too tight but not loose to the point she’d feel unstable . looking around a bit , trying to find a parent ? — no ? he can handle this . and by that , he can start resuming his stroll around , carrying the toddler like a prized accessory .

hey do me a favor and 🚬 do me a favor and 🚬 🚬 do me a favor and

furrowing brows show the orcas moment of confusion , but he has experience with kids - having a niece as well as a baby seal he frequently watches . kneeling down to make it easier on his back , scooping the froggy toddler into his arms . straightening back up seconds after .

ive decided ( due to you calling orcas swag ) that i will not eat you !

staring down at her with them big ole eyes . silently trying to connect the dots as to why an obvious child is in front of him .

we can chalk it up to * natural instinct ! an orca gotta orca , am i right ? ha ha ^^ . on a scale of 1 - 10 , 10 being ‘ very tasty ‘ go ahead and describe yourself !

if you were a penguin we could have a great dynamic .

i mean this from the bottom of my heart, i knew i would love you from the very start.

so true ! ha ha ^^ wow i like you , now i feel * slightly less aggressive and more neutral !

i think blood and guts can be very pretty .

actually its not “ killer whale “ but rather “ whale killer “ as the translation was originally misread , as is things occasionally .

ha ha ! all good fun !

after posting that i lost my composure and choked on a cigarette , i found it so stupidly funny .

they call me orca . because i am an orca .

ts pmo

we aint looking for safe and orderly , are we ?

you remind me of my ex wife .

times that by five .

have you tried just drinkin a whole bunch . like a sinful amount .

you especially .

maybe everyone else is the problem .

when i tell ya smoking multiple packs a day has made me so happy , trust .

addicts see other addicts and you are / not / one . we can fix that .

no i do not buy my niece robux whenever she asks (yes i do) .

i can tell . ✨

we can talk about the various things ive eaten over a cigarette and straight black coffee . 🎶

your honor i only ate a witch once and she was absolutely delicious and i / would / do it again if given the opportunity .

i cant go to therapy , they are going to take away my funny characteristics . drinking . smoking . bar fighting .

day one , hour two , of not beating up the first person / sea creature i see . already shaking and smoking three cigarettes every five minutes .

🎶 what a lovely day for encouraging second hand smoking .

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