he could've sworn those fit before... art by @fruppy.bsky.social, thank you!

Rest beneath the golden sun On loungers built for everyone No flimsy chairs that bend or crack At my resort we've got your back cryolithius.bsky.social

A place with all types of cuisine More than you've ever seen And guests are welcome to try More than what meets the eye @birson.bsky.social

building up the resolve to say nasty fat-brained things here because who gives a damn just like this nightstalker is building up the resolve to chug a dozen nuka colas… there’s something about the Mojave that just makes a critter so, so hungry

On my way to fix a screen Food was stacked on the floor I couldn't make it between So I got them through the door @chilihoot.bsky.social

When the oven smells like pie But the temperature is too high It's a worry, it'll end way too dry So it might as well say goodbye @haiii-fi.bsky.social

Some spices can be so sweet And others you can't live without Yet others can bear some heat And most you eat throughout sebashyenaalt.bsky.com

Growing unbelievably fat means at some point you will have to figure out how much food you can eat before your clothes completely give up trying to keep your obesity contained

Reminder to eat more If you're already full keep eating When you sit on a chair or a couch your gut should be touching the floor 😤💦

Introducing Beau, the chunkiest nightstalker boy he's here to look at art and definitely not stuff his face every waking moment... art by Urano

You've been normal all day and all you want to do is to grow into a morbidly obese beast of your choice

burping in your face so hard you end up forgetting where you are

Nothing quite compares to the satisfaction of a well-earned belch. And Beau is no stranger to letting out some deep, nasty roars at full volume like a fat and proud nightstalker should. They probably reek of peanut butter. It's his favorite treat. 🫧HWOoOUuRrRP🫧 art by Urano

Beau loves a sweet refreshing drink, especially when it comes in liters! Someone ought to tell him where all that sugar is going... or at the very least, fetch him another bottle or two 🫧bwrrrup🫧 art by Urano

Introducing Beau, the chunkiest nightstalker boy he's here to look at art and definitely not stuff his face every waking moment... art by Urano