SANTA! I SAW HIM!!!!!!! #macysparade

Rockette diversity count: at least 3, possibly up to 5, and one redhead. #macysparade

ACAB including the marching band #MacysParade

Somewhere over lorado? #macysparade

I always forget how beautiful Cobie Caillat's voice is. #macysparade

I love that every female performer dresses like they’re off to a cocaine fueled apres ski after party when they finish up at the parade. #macysparade

I feel personally offended by the babies sucking on the giant pacifiers. #macysparade

There are only two types of musical acts in the #MacysParade: 1. People from 40 years ago. 2. People I’ve never heard of. No in between.

Who ordered Courtney Love from Wish? #macysparade

Fun fact: I almost saw Debbie Gibson perform Belle on Broadway, but her understusy was on that night. #macysparade

Pretty sure we just sealed the Honmoon! #KPopDemonHunters #macysparade

Uh why are Benson and Stabler crossing the picket line... ACAB #MacysParade

Ooohhhh...i see a derpy tiger! #macysparade

"Just 14 goldfish crackers long" Americans will measure with anything except the metric system. #macysparade

Gonna tell my kids these are the Rockettes. #macysparade

Busta Rhymes with Ninja Turtles. Yaaas! #macysparade

Americans will use anything but the metric system: “you can fit 85 black bears inside this Smokey the Bear float” #macysparade

Cause when we think of Alaska, we think of Jewel. #macysparade

Never forget that we are on stolen land. #macysparade

Next up on the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade: Sydney Sweeney, Snoopy and SkyNet #macysparade #alliteration

Hoda getting it on to Celebration! #macysparade

Bronx Zoo took advantage of the Lion King Musical Remainders Sale, I see. #MacysParade

Is bowling puppet giving anyone else nightmares??? #macysparade

That Green Giant float is always terrifying. #macysparade

It's hard to get to Sesame Street since they cut the funding to PBS. #macysparade

Why was Cynthia Erivo's parade opening so lackluster??? #macysparade

My man, don’t show him America. Everything you’re singing is a myth. #Ragtime #MacysParade

Me to Wife: Today is Transgender day of Remembrance. Wife: It sucks that our two holidays are 'Please notice us' and 'Remember our dead.' (Pause) (Dryly) I guess it's the same for veterans. #transdayofrememberance #everydayisabattle

Teachers who work the drop-off/pick-up line, it's not too late to swing by Spirit Halloween and pick up a skeleton arm or severed hand and use that wave cars through the drop-off/pick-up line tomorrow.

L'shana tovah! #HappyNewYear #RoshHashanah

My neighbor's cat, who I'm looking after while they're on vacation, takes pet sitting very seriously. #catsky

Our current President is a traitorous, convicted felon, and a court-adjudicated rapist who lacks the intelligence, character, decency, and cognitive ability to lead. His presence is doing us irreparable harm. We should not normalize him, but normalize stating the truth about him.

Help, my clock app post about my family's fundraiser ended up on the wrong side of the clock app. If you have that app, could you please interact with the post in a positive way and keep me on the LGBTQIA+ liberal side over there? Thanks!!!!

Update: We are in the process of signing a lease on a townhouse in MA. Your help has helped cover the costs of securing this lease, so thank you! We now have the large cost of moving our household. If you can give or if you could share this, please do. Thanks! #transmutualaid #mutualaid #helpsky

From the small but mighty protest in Round Rock, TX today. #nokings #weefreemen

We just got back from a scouting trip to MA. Now the costs of the move and of securing a rental feel more daunting than ever. If you haven't donated, but can now, please do. Even if you can't give, if you see this, could you please share our fundraiser. #transmutualaid #mutualaid #helpsky

Hey folks, I volunteer with the Nexus Moving Company. We relocate trans folk and their partners & families out of unsafe states/situations to safe ones at no cost to them. Please give to and/or share this fundraiser. THANK YOU! #transmutualaid #mutualaid gofund.me/c45668e0

Very dapper man with premium kitten accessories. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.

We wanted to give a HUGE thank you to everyone who has donated & shared our fundraiser. Your support has been absolutely incredible and we are so grateful for all of you. If you can, please take a moment to share our fundraiser with your networks. Thanks! #TransCrowdFund #MutualAidRequest #HelpSky

We are over 50% of the way to our (hopefully first) goal! Asking for help is always hard and y'all are just amazing. Thank you so much for your generous support. Even if you can't give, if you could help to boost this post, it would be appreciated. #TransCrowdFund #MutualAidRequest #HelpSky

Enjoying this lovely day out at Sherwood Forest Faire. #sherwoodforestfaire #renfaire #RenaissanceFestival

We are over 50% of the way to our (hopefully first) goal! Asking for help is always hard and y'all are just amazing. Thank you so much for your generous support. Even if you can't give, if you could help to boost this post, it would be appreciated. #TransCrowdFund #MutualAidRequest #HelpSky

It no longer feels safe to live in TX. My wife and I are planning to move our family to MA this summer. Moving is expensive. I know times are tough for all, but if you could give or share to our movjng fundraiser, that would be really helpful. gofund.me/789dca9b

Goodnight from the rainbow kl@n. Happy Mardi Gras all. #rexcomus

That page really was the hero of the night. #rexcomus

Would you say that Comus is cupping instead of sceptering? I wonder if he does it with "his boo." #rexcomus

Every year Peggy shorts what she calls Errol. Last year it was "Er", now it's just "E." Maybe next year it'll just be "Eh." #PrayforErrol #RexComus

Could Comus be a dentist? An orthodontist? Someone who works with teeth? Not that his pin has any clues or anything. #rexcomus

That was an aggressive zoom in on the high holy sceptering. #rexcomus

Tell us tell us now why is Comus so small these days? Families you say? 😬😳 #RexComus