Ideas that bounce in my head: An offshoot of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen made up of 90s kid movie stars that have (or reacquired) their abilities as adults: Matilda Wormwood Mimi-Siku Cromwell Calvin Cambridge Maya Dolittle (allows cameos like Paulie, Air Bud, Andre etc.) Junior Healy

In serious need of a rabbi or someone that knows kosher food in New Orleans. Got a kid for our afternoon program and I need to know what's a yes and a no foodwise for choices around here.

My kid brother is studying for his doctorate in Taiwan. My mom was sad because she can't send him emojis b/c they cost int'lly. I reminded her when I went to college, she sent me emoticons via email. She's since been on a tizzy reviving old friends like :) and XD. I'm happy for her.

Until I dug in, I thought Weird Al had a new song about medbeds

Happy I built my little liferaft on BlueSky. If I was only swimming in Twitter waters, I know old me would be twisted up like a pretzel mentally.

There's something wrong with the world today I don't know what it is Something's wrong with our eyes We're seeing things in a different way And God knows it ain't his It sure ain't no surprise

Hey Gang, Its that time of the year that the weather is starting to change and Halloween is right around the corner. Which means one thing: I need your candy. Phoenix Communities of NOLA's Fall Fest is going to take place on Halloween night.

Bryan's death is tragic but do yourself a solid and stay out of the comments of the articles. Bunch of people whose extent of herpetology research is they watched Swamp People are now gator experts and things don't "add up."

I knew that Mr. Chimetime was ragebaiting the city when he hadn't gone to Lil' Dizzy's. It was further cemented when you did a compare of Manchu's vs Golden Wings. Opelousas was right there and they aren't even in the match? I applaud his approach, but I see how the magic trick is being done.

If you're on the city council, having a campaign ad with you standing in front of a dumpster fire labeled "City Services" is not the messaging you think it is.

Facebook is becoming damn near unusable. I logged on and saw one friend's post at the top and had to scroll through 25 posts of ads and groups that I didn't join before I saw another friend's post. And of course, this comes on the heels of Meta charging EU folks 10 Euro for ad-free.

Lil' Tay? I remember that meme. Why is she on my fe... ... ... WHAT THE @#$% IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?

If Cena sticks it to the fans tonight, I need the "We want a face John Cena" contingency to just sit back and enjoy the final days. #summerslam

@aaronhyden.bsky.social the last time a SummerSlam ended so wild, we were hollering for an hour on air

Costochondritis is kicking my ass today but it won't stop me from day dating my wife.

Ayo. Whoever doing all that thunder stuff needs to chill out. I'm trying to relax over here. Damn Thor.

The King files being released now really doesn't do the damage to his legacy the kids think it will do. Mainly because the side of the argument that would say "extramarital romps is a horrible look of character and should disqualify your words" either voted for Slick Willy or Big Cheeto.

Running on hour 30 of no sleep. Costochondritis sux.

Age verification? I listened to the 9'o clock props nightly. #nolasky

The mental gymnastics the cultists are doing right now.

Royce Duplessis? Oh we got a ballgame now!

Heinz: we have a new collabo... Me: Mustard on the beef ho! Heinz: Yes...it's our first innova... Me: MUSTAARRRRRRRRRRRD! Heinz: ...

Me 5 minutes ago: What the hell is Tiny Chef? Me now: I will fight everyone at Nickelodeon for Tiny Chef! You hear me! Everyone!

Ayo @carriehelen13.bsky.social , What the hell was Kaiser doing behind the crates?

Ayo #blacksky, If Mr. McDowell provided the food at the Black Awareness rally, where the hell did Morris get a chicken leg from?

Going to the casino and putting it 95% on black and 5% on the greens. If it hits, spend that responsibly. If it doesn't, I got one hell of a story.

The sad irony of people celebrating the Kenner Hispanic Heritage festival being cancel for fear of raids and some of them won't go to Kenner because of outstanding attachments.

@laurenlovegoode.bsky.social fellow blerd.... They can't keep letting Tyler Perry get away with this. I'm watching "Straw." How the hell did he just up and steal "The Killing Joke?"

I decide to stay off socials for a day and Elmo and Big Cheeto break out into Mortal Kombat?!?1

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Just watched a countdown of the 20 saddest TV moments and they ranked the Death of Mr. Hooper (Sesame Street) #2 and gave the #1 to The Fate of Seymour (Futurama.) I wanna fight someone and talk to a therapist at the same time after watching this video.

Bruh...this also means we lose the pre-Mania SD and the Post Mania Raw and the nXt Takeover. It just keeps getting worse...

I was getting positive about the WrestleMania move...until I realized they're moving Money in the Bank to August...when it's dog hot...and the middle of hurricane season.

So wait.... The Trump administration wants Harvard to hand over conduct records of students for the last 5 years and he'll let the international students back in? Bet. "Jimmy went to Harvard from 20-24. Jimmy was stellar. Jimmy likes baseball." Judy went to Harvard from 20-23. Judy was st...'

Saints new QB eating king cake in MAY?!?!? We DOOMED doomed.

Shoutout to NORDC for those water aerobics this AM. Good way to start the day.

Netflix stepping in to saving Sesame Street. I know they won't do it, but if they opened a free app for a limited kids library to allow for episodes to be watched, they'd be heroes.

Ayo #nolasky I miss the Bubble Day memo. What's going on?

Between this and price control on pills, it's been fun watching the MAGA grifters either do yoga stretches to explain how their position is completely on base or watch them stick to their guns and get roasted by the same rubes they were milling. It's been a fun week.

The mental gymnastics the MAGA Grifters and Fanboys are having to do to try to convince people that Trump's Pharma Price Controls are not socialistic in nature....

McDouble, McChicken, Small Fries and a "Water" cup

Aaaaaaaaand NOW.... 🤣🤣🤣

🐼 to 🏀 depending on which convenience store I'm leaving

This may be... the greatest ad... I have ever seen.

My dog gave me the "Do Something!" eyes with this rain. She got SPOOKED spooked.

One of the things I realized I like about the sky here, seeing so many wins for people. Individual wins were all over the feed this AM. I go to my FBF and it's gloomy. Had to break my X fast yesterday and it was a warzone. Feeling good about the feel goods.

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