The thing I don't get about Mobile: I get the first Mardi Gras celebration took place in Mobile, Louisiana.... But if you're going to claim Mardi Gras, why are you biting on Rex's invention of the purple, green, and gold?

Damnit PSL! All you had to do was talk about sceptering in detail!

I'm going to need two or three women to put their brainpower together and do a true crime podcast to figure out who the King of Comus is. Women are out here solving cold cases and reuniting kidnapping victims on Spotify. They can figure out who the masked man is! #rexcomus

Rex left from his party 30 minutes ago. Did they have to go through TSA? It's across the street! #rexcomus

"Some people are snarky about (the big heads)" - Errol They read our skeets! #rexcomus

I'd never get to be near the throne due on my lineage, but I'd be the first Rex king to tell the Comus knight that Comus better bring his ass over here. I'm tired and ran a 5K today. You bring your drunk ass across Canal! #rexcomus

I'm still not giving away the trivia answers! *Plays Tootsie Roll by the 69 Boyz to calm down* #rexcomus

Having to explain "throw the baby out the window" to my wife has been a challenge #rexcomus

Errol had to quickly explain why there were so many black folk in line and it got a surprising "Ohhh" out of Peggy. "oh they're event planners for the Illinois club. 'Ohhhhhhhhh" 🤣🤣🤣 #rexcomus

Thank you lady in the mauve dress. That was excessive curtsy cleavage. #rexcomus #bingo

Adler's closure! #rexcomus #bingo

I'm playing #RexComus bingo against my wife. She chose to use the 2023 bingo card to compete against my 2026 card and I am getting COOKED! 🤣🤣

I've been around enough women in my life to recognize the "Damn my feet hurt!" walk from The Queen. Get that girl some Easy Spirits! #rexcomus

This song sounds like the background music when the team is down by 28 points at the half, but they are going to go out there to win for the offensive lineman's little brother. #rexcomus

Damn y'all. We gotta buy tote bags this year at the WYES telethon. They gotta update these cameras and audio issues. #rexcomus

Do yourselves a favor: Turn on the Closed Captioning when Errol is speaking and watch the poor teletypist fight for their lives to translate it into English. I haven't stopped laughing. #RexComus

Errol out here doing his best "Shy Ronnie" impression. Turn the man's mic up! #RexComus

The new Archbishop looks like he would argue with Joe Pesci on how to pronounce "youths" #rexcomus

I'm not giving up the answers to the quiz this year! However I am looking forward to seeing Duke vs. Texas #RexComus

Got my Bluesky back just in time for the #Skeetingofthecourts

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My big backed self almost crashed looking at the new Chicken Box on General De Gaulle We are soooo back!

So New Orleans has a $45 million dollar rainy day fund but we're saying they need the bond to make payroll? Why is the entire city playing in our faces?

Ideas that bounce in my head: An offshoot of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen made up of 90s kid movie stars that have (or reacquired) their abilities as adults: Matilda Wormwood Mimi-Siku Cromwell Calvin Cambridge Maya Dolittle (allows cameos like Paulie, Air Bud, Andre etc.) Junior Healy

In serious need of a rabbi or someone that knows kosher food in New Orleans. Got a kid for our afternoon program and I need to know what's a yes and a no foodwise for choices around here.

My kid brother is studying for his doctorate in Taiwan. My mom was sad because she can't send him emojis b/c they cost int'lly. I reminded her when I went to college, she sent me emoticons via email. She's since been on a tizzy reviving old friends like :) and XD. I'm happy for her.

Until I dug in, I thought Weird Al had a new song about medbeds

Happy I built my little liferaft on BlueSky. If I was only swimming in Twitter waters, I know old me would be twisted up like a pretzel mentally.

There's something wrong with the world today I don't know what it is Something's wrong with our eyes We're seeing things in a different way And God knows it ain't his It sure ain't no surprise

Hey Gang, Its that time of the year that the weather is starting to change and Halloween is right around the corner. Which means one thing: I need your candy. Phoenix Communities of NOLA's Fall Fest is going to take place on Halloween night.

Bryan's death is tragic but do yourself a solid and stay out of the comments of the articles. Bunch of people whose extent of herpetology research is they watched Swamp People are now gator experts and things don't "add up."

I knew that Mr. Chimetime was ragebaiting the city when he hadn't gone to Lil' Dizzy's. It was further cemented when you did a compare of Manchu's vs Golden Wings. Opelousas was right there and they aren't even in the match? I applaud his approach, but I see how the magic trick is being done.

If you're on the city council, having a campaign ad with you standing in front of a dumpster fire labeled "City Services" is not the messaging you think it is.

Facebook is becoming damn near unusable. I logged on and saw one friend's post at the top and had to scroll through 25 posts of ads and groups that I didn't join before I saw another friend's post. And of course, this comes on the heels of Meta charging EU folks 10 Euro for ad-free.

Lil' Tay? I remember that meme. Why is she on my fe... ... ... WHAT THE @#$% IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?

If Cena sticks it to the fans tonight, I need the "We want a face John Cena" contingency to just sit back and enjoy the final days. #summerslam

@aaronhyden.bsky.social the last time a SummerSlam ended so wild, we were hollering for an hour on air

Costochondritis is kicking my ass today but it won't stop me from day dating my wife.

Ayo. Whoever doing all that thunder stuff needs to chill out. I'm trying to relax over here. Damn Thor.

The King files being released now really doesn't do the damage to his legacy the kids think it will do. Mainly because the side of the argument that would say "extramarital romps is a horrible look of character and should disqualify your words" either voted for Slick Willy or Big Cheeto.

Running on hour 30 of no sleep. Costochondritis sux.

Age verification? I listened to the 9'o clock props nightly. #nolasky

The mental gymnastics the cultists are doing right now.

Royce Duplessis? Oh we got a ballgame now!

Heinz: we have a new collabo... Me: Mustard on the beef ho! Heinz: Yes...it's our first innova... Me: MUSTAARRRRRRRRRRRD! Heinz: ...

Me 5 minutes ago: What the hell is Tiny Chef? Me now: I will fight everyone at Nickelodeon for Tiny Chef! You hear me! Everyone!

Ayo @carriehelen13.bsky.social , What the hell was Kaiser doing behind the crates?

Ayo #blacksky, If Mr. McDowell provided the food at the Black Awareness rally, where the hell did Morris get a chicken leg from?

Going to the casino and putting it 95% on black and 5% on the greens. If it hits, spend that responsibly. If it doesn't, I got one hell of a story.