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Right now seems like a fairly reasonable time to get a weapon for self defense, but that also adds to the problem. Most of the time before this year, the chances of being attacked were far lower, but now there's a chance violence is the norm. Have I changed or did the environment change?

Even if I start playing mostly cloud again, I'll always pick Dr Mario into Sonic. Doc should not be good enough to win but he does anyways, pill hard carries in literally every situation

Going last stock last hit with norovirus but I got the mu experience and I'm clutching tf up

tbh i feel like dr. mario is SUPER underrated. most bad characters are bad because of their disadvantage, which doc def struggles with, but his disadvantage is not comparable to ganon or mac. he has bad mobility but pill is insanely broken, broken enough to where he goes even with sonic

Eating at a restaurant and I asked if they had PS2. Waiter replied with "is SBF ok?"

My best wins of all time as of 2025 and my best wins of 2025 alone. I feel like I really started to tear up the scene this year, ending it with wins on state PR and top local players. I won 4 locals and got to grands at many more, including an out of region local win.

Does this mean Kragg is banned from rivals of aether?

I hate how gearbox made the new risk of rain dlc "good enough" as opposed to "actually unplayable" compared to the last dlc. They set the standard for content so low that people are praising it because the game isn't broken. Before gearbox took over the game actually got interesting content too

I don't think I've ever felt nervous during an exam until now. Shit felt like last hit game 5, but I clutched tf up

If JK Rowling made a character who was really hairy and into clay sculpting she'd probably name that mf harry potter or something

i feel like i have top player mindset (cope maybe) but my gameplay isnt optimized enough. im getting hits in, just not the right hits

Queer discourse always reminds me that the "self" part of "self identity" is the most important. If you go by he/him and consider yourself a lesbian, or if you're realistically pansexual but consider yourself bisexual, etc. I don't see why anyone should care.

I'm not the king of smash but I'm 100% the court jester of smash. I wasn't made to use skill to rule, I was made to use skill to advise but in a mocking way

Hot take: there is no difference between cheesing/mashing and playing smart. The skills used for pressing buttons fast and killing at 30% are the same as awareness and punish skills. Its a fake word made by mediocre players to John

If I had a nickel for every time my Dr. Mario was banned at a college campus...

Besides the obvious, this tweet is so wrong in so many ways 1: There's no such thing as an MRI doctor. It is a 2 year degree to take radiographs. 2: The closest thing to an "MRI doctor" can't diagnose patients. 3: How the fuck would you even come to that conclusion with an MRI?????

It fucks me up how some places are open 24/7. Like you can go there anytime and there will always be people there. It will always be the same no matter when you go

Game: Mii Channel (2006, Wii) TAS author: DyllonStej Source: youtu.be/EhihHfsi4ME

Man, it really sucks seeing one of your favorite games die bc of a lazy game company. Risk Of Rain 2 started out as an indie game, but was then bought out by Gearbox, which was then bought out by 2k. They ran the game into the ground, and now they don't even have Chris Christodoulou in the ost

Game: Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001, GC) TAS author: numerics Source: tasvideos.org/2505M

Call my ass banjo side b the way it's grabbable

I think the reason why I haven't gotten a haircut for so long and why I haven't dressed well until recently is because of gender dysphoria but ignoring it because of "work". I feel like I have feminine features and I was afraid of them being seen

I can excuse being a bad president, criminal, racist, sexist, genuine scum of the earth, etc., but I draw the line at sucking Bill Clinton's dick on Epstein's island

Game 4 Leo vs last stock pants (evil mode specifically) who wins

My position in the local scene is really weird. I have some really good results and wins that no one else has, but I also have some really bad results and loses that no one else has. My set record vs Vedi is way better than my set record vs NHAL-fed for example, which should not be possible.

CEAVE GAMING UPLOADED A MARIO MAKER VIDEO THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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i feel like the cracks in cloud's gameplay are finally starting to show. every top tier either has a lot of good kill confirms or many tools to seal out a stock. cloud has extremely situational kill confirms with limit but he has amazing ledgetrapping, which is not favored by the meta.

I think I might pick up game and watch for characters I don't have fun against. If I'm not gonna be having fun either way I'd like to have a better chance of winning

Accidentally rage grinded melee for like 6 hours oops

the jokes write themselves

The Steve ban talk has gotten super corny imo. This game has been "dying" for 4 years but somehow we're still getting tournaments with 2,000+ entrants. Also we still have Sonic, Min-min, Kazuya, and like 10 other characters to deal with. Steve is annoying af but he's new and different.

I'm weirdly consistent with Dr Mario up b cancel in melee. Like I don't even play the game but I can hit a frame perfect input like 50% of the time

I'm so glad that Alder beat Ghetsis in the Castelia City mayor elections, lfg!!! 😁😁😁😁

I should really get my hormone levels checked. I feel like I'm too pretty to be a boy, there's something else there too surely. I also got big boobs and ass for a guy. Genuinely if it wasn't for my height and voice I feel like I'd pass as a woman

Mamdani 4 president 2028

Someone cooked here

the main problem with generative AI is how well it meshes with American/Capitalist culture. Workers don't have the time or energy to learn a skill, and they turn to material goods, but they run out of things to consume. AI "fixes" these problems by distracting you with their products, images, etc

That was clutch

I was hoping I could fit a lot of stuff in here, why tf is it only 35 GB???

Putting together a new dresser

I wanna be a little clearer, I'm not stepping back bc I've been playing too much and I wanna waste time somewhere else (although that's a little true), I just haven't been giving myself time to be an adult. I'm in a very important phase of my life and I need to utilize it more

I think I need to take some time away from smash. I've had near flawless attendance at my local for years at this point and I also try to go to as many practice nights for my college esports team. Having 4/7 of my evenings taken by smash is very fatiguing at this moment

This pic goes hard, reply "yargh" if you agree

It just hit me that I'm gonna be halfway done with college by the end of the semester

Fuck controller mods and wacky button layouts that make inputs easier, real ones just rawdog that shit

i love how competitive the local smash scene is getting, its getting a little hard to tell who #1 will be at the end of the season and we've only just begun. every tournament has a player mu hypercube with like 6 people that all beat eachother in different ways. fuckin electric man

I think I need to enforce my gameplan more/better. I've been trying to relearn smash bros by trying to play like sparg0, but I feel like after a few days I made my gameplay more polarizing instead of better/worse. My peaks are insane but my weaknesses got worse.