Hot take: there is no difference between cheesing/mashing and playing smart. The skills used for pressing buttons fast and killing at 30% are the same as awareness and punish skills. Its a fake word made by mediocre players to John

If I had a nickel for every time my Dr. Mario was banned at a college campus...

Besides the obvious, this tweet is so wrong in so many ways 1: There's no such thing as an MRI doctor. It is a 2 year degree to take radiographs. 2: The closest thing to an "MRI doctor" can't diagnose patients. 3: How the fuck would you even come to that conclusion with an MRI?????

It fucks me up how some places are open 24/7. Like you can go there anytime and there will always be people there. It will always be the same no matter when you go

Game: Mii Channel (2006, Wii) TAS author: DyllonStej Source: youtu.be/EhihHfsi4ME

Man, it really sucks seeing one of your favorite games die bc of a lazy game company. Risk Of Rain 2 started out as an indie game, but was then bought out by Gearbox, which was then bought out by 2k. They ran the game into the ground, and now they don't even have Chris Christodoulou in the ost

Game: Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001, GC) TAS author: numerics Source: tasvideos.org/2505M

Call my ass banjo side b the way it's grabbable

I think the reason why I haven't gotten a haircut for so long and why I haven't dressed well until recently is because of gender dysphoria but ignoring it because of "work". I feel like I have feminine features and I was afraid of them being seen

I can excuse being a bad president, criminal, racist, sexist, genuine scum of the earth, etc., but I draw the line at sucking Bill Clinton's dick on Epstein's island

Game 4 Leo vs last stock pants (evil mode specifically) who wins

My position in the local scene is really weird. I have some really good results and wins that no one else has, but I also have some really bad results and loses that no one else has. My set record vs Vedi is way better than my set record vs NHAL-fed for example, which should not be possible.

CEAVE GAMING UPLOADED A MARIO MAKER VIDEO THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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i feel like the cracks in cloud's gameplay are finally starting to show. every top tier either has a lot of good kill confirms or many tools to seal out a stock. cloud has extremely situational kill confirms with limit but he has amazing ledgetrapping, which is not favored by the meta.

I think I might pick up game and watch for characters I don't have fun against. If I'm not gonna be having fun either way I'd like to have a better chance of winning

Accidentally rage grinded melee for like 6 hours oops

the jokes write themselves

The Steve ban talk has gotten super corny imo. This game has been "dying" for 4 years but somehow we're still getting tournaments with 2,000+ entrants. Also we still have Sonic, Min-min, Kazuya, and like 10 other characters to deal with. Steve is annoying af but he's new and different.

I'm weirdly consistent with Dr Mario up b cancel in melee. Like I don't even play the game but I can hit a frame perfect input like 50% of the time

I'm so glad that Alder beat Ghetsis in the Castelia City mayor elections, lfg!!! 😁😁😁😁

I should really get my hormone levels checked. I feel like I'm too pretty to be a boy, there's something else there too surely. I also got big boobs and ass for a guy. Genuinely if it wasn't for my height and voice I feel like I'd pass as a woman

Mamdani 4 president 2028

Someone cooked here

the main problem with generative AI is how well it meshes with American/Capitalist culture. Workers don't have the time or energy to learn a skill, and they turn to material goods, but they run out of things to consume. AI "fixes" these problems by distracting you with their products, images, etc

That was clutch

I was hoping I could fit a lot of stuff in here, why tf is it only 35 GB???

Putting together a new dresser

I wanna be a little clearer, I'm not stepping back bc I've been playing too much and I wanna waste time somewhere else (although that's a little true), I just haven't been giving myself time to be an adult. I'm in a very important phase of my life and I need to utilize it more

I think I need to take some time away from smash. I've had near flawless attendance at my local for years at this point and I also try to go to as many practice nights for my college esports team. Having 4/7 of my evenings taken by smash is very fatiguing at this moment

This pic goes hard, reply "yargh" if you agree

It just hit me that I'm gonna be halfway done with college by the end of the semester

Fuck controller mods and wacky button layouts that make inputs easier, real ones just rawdog that shit

i love how competitive the local smash scene is getting, its getting a little hard to tell who #1 will be at the end of the season and we've only just begun. every tournament has a player mu hypercube with like 6 people that all beat eachother in different ways. fuckin electric man

I think I need to enforce my gameplan more/better. I've been trying to relearn smash bros by trying to play like sparg0, but I feel like after a few days I made my gameplay more polarizing instead of better/worse. My peaks are insane but my weaknesses got worse.

Is legends ZA actually good or is it Pokémon fan good?

My rank barely changed compared to last season, but the vibe is totally different. Last season felt like there were 3 good players and then me, but now I'm part of the good players. This is gonna be pretentious but I think I've had a really good impact on the scene as of late too

i think galvan was created specifically for me

#VincentClips #FuckHDR

After every game, set, tournament, and season, I will improve. I got 9th at NTC 25, where I won my pool over Galaxxyss and Galaxy90 and went 0-2 in main bracket losing to Jane Doe and Project 7 (both game 5). My time to shine is almost here, I just need to work on my consistency.

Why my min min kinda cookin tho

It's officially 2 burgers and a monster Tuesday

Saying this with the purest hatred in my heart, but I don't think RisterMice realizes he just got lucky, and his content sucks. He just makes slop content and whenever he makes an actual video, he's not built for it and it sucks. Sorry to be such a hater but someone had to say it

GET TO THE POINT 22 IS DONE!!! Thanks again for showin up to our college local!! I'm super glad we could welcome so many new players to our little fighting game community at UWSP! Especially at our new venue Top 3: @dashfgc.bsky.social @docschnasty24.bsky.social @vedi.bsky.social

In the future of melee, there will come a point where every player is comically obese. This theory, will happen in the year: 20XXL

Why is Hbox the Fox News of smash bros

I remember one time I said that I wished that K Rool could use his own crown bc the current move is stupid, oh how the monkey's paw curls

Gonna be fr, I might've just revolutionized cloud with one simple trick. It's hella gimmicky right now but I feel like I can unlock a new aspect of cloud that no one has seen before