POV: I’m your date. What dessert are we getting?

Me, in another life, finally landing my dream job

Umbria weekend

Another wedding, another tie

Cousin’s wedding photo dump. I get to dress up so rarely in a suit and tie, but when I do I make sure to document it

Can you tell I was doing tourist stuff?

My pizza is on 🔥

Pic by P.

Sleeping Bear National Park, MI

When the chubby dad across the bar stands up and you see he has a badonkadonk 🥵

I just love how ChatGPT transforms me into this super adorable mustached chub

Fishtown, Leland MI

Me: I am on a diet. I shouldn’t eat fatty foods while on vacation in the USA 🇺🇸 Me as soon as I land in the USA 🇺🇸 and see fried chicken 🍗

The irony of having a brand called Chubbies and your biggest size is a 52”

BBE

Grand Haven, MI

Happy Thanksgiving week to bisexual Bob Belcher and only bisexual Bob Belcher

Because I couldn't draw anything for Pocky Day this year, here is something old instead.

#fcf feels like

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