All this to set my drink on it... Repurposing some of my old diamond paintings over at twitch.tv/coll2mitts , come say hi!

Please don't be upset with us Kevin; We're trying our best! Bird Toucher Overcooked run at twitch.tv/coll2mitts !

New escape room?! Yes, please. twitch.tv/coll2mitts

I don't even clean my own house this well. Revisiting Crime Scene Cleaner over at twitch.tv/coll2mitts

Heyyyyyy.... You wanna check out the new DLC of Borderlands 4 with me? 👉👈 twitch.tv/coll2mitts

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She was the best. Thank you for playing some of the absolute craziest and eccentric characters and delighting little goth girls like me. 🖤

I'm doing a great job writing today! I've opened up a google doc, put away laundry, cleaned out 2 closets, my dresser, 2 kitchen cabinets, washed dishes, changed my bedsheets, spent 15 minutes reconnecting my washer to the wifi, washed 2 loads of laundry, and then blankly stared at the google doc!

Setting up for stream today and this was the last window I shared during EL2024. Boy are you guys in for a surprise tonight...

Last night I had a dream I went on vacation, got bit by a massive spider, had the house I was staying in collapse inward and then after several terrain bending earthquakes I realized we were in a simulation controlled by a spiteful megalomanic and I would most likely die. Mentally I'm doing great 👍

Nothing makes me cringe more than the phrase 'taking a bio break'. It's like saying, sorry, I'm not a computer, I need to pee every once and a while. Is this a general corporate thing, or something unique to software devs?

Nothing makes me feel more attractive than mowing down a chicken salad sandwich.

No stream tonight kids; Getting my elbow tattooed knocked me the fuck out. But thank you to my Garmin watch for showing me that while it was a high stress day getting poked in the bone with a needle, it was less stressful than if I went to work🎉

I've yet to find a lip product I've liked more than bonne bell lip shades in berry, like... I will forever be chasing this high.

"Looks like my efforts to get back to a normal sleep schedule are working," I muse as I impulsivley chop bell peppers at 3:30 in the morning for a little snack.

ICE tear gassed people who were stuck in their vehicles because ICE blocked the intersection. They were not even protesters. They were just stuck there due to ICE blocking them. As the helpless car passengers watched, ICE, unprovoked, began firing gas canisters upon the cars.

Some really (genuinely!) good news for your Tuesday: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCZj...

I am strangely comforted by the fact an ice cream truck blasting "The Entertainer" still occasionally drives down my street.

Hoppy Easter! On this holy holiday, choose to give your little brother a break. He’s got an inferiority complex and is easily frightened. oatymcloafy.com/2025/04/20/m...

Sometimes you want to watch a low-tech vibes-based movie that serves as a backdrop for some truly fire musical performances. oatymcloafy.com/2025/03/31/1...

Totally agree, but somehow I managed to get startled by birds lmao www.twitch.tv/coll2mitts/c...

My prayer for all of us is that we can reach the level of guilelessness born of freedom that i had when i wrote the line "wanna put my tender heart in a blender" and not only did not crumple the paper and throw it in the trash but recorded it to tape

It's finally done and 40% longer than last year's list; I'm sorry I don't know when to shut up. oatymcloafy.com/2025/02/01/m...

It is the Lunar New Year. Year of the Snake! Think of this year as a chance to shed the skin of the old you and grow into a shiny new version of yourself. Metaphorically, of course. Keep yer skin on! Please!

PSY ft. Snoop Dogg - "Hangover" (2014)

No chat 'n craft today - I need to finish my 2024 list and my hands barely work anyway because I spent 4.5 hours yesterday using a razorblade to scrape old caulk off my bathtub and shower door. How long did it take to recaulk my bathtub once it was prepped? 20 min max. Home repair is wild.

Generally I don't think I have ADHD, but every once and a while I question how my brain rabbit holes from looking up flights to Newark to reading about the Gadsden Purchase of 1854 on wikipedia.

Me: (vibing at 10am) The Mighty Mighty Bosstones: Have you ever been close to tragedy or been close to folks who have? Me: ... TMMB: Have you ever felt a pain so powerful, so heavy you collapse? Me: ... TMMB: No? Well... Me: Wait, what? TMMB: (aggressive horns) IIIIIIIIII'VE

Crawling out from under my seasonal depression to say Merry Christmas, quit your job and start a band. oatymcloafy.com/2024/12/25/e...

Coheed's songs go so fucking hard that it took me like 20 years to realize 75% of their lyrics sound like Yoda's word salad.

The worst part about reading a mediocre book is resisting the constant compulsion to edit it. Like, Colleen, stop. The author doesn't want notes on how to cut down their 700 page book into 350 pages. Take the L and read something else.

I wish Hallmark movies would get on Please Don't Hate Christmas' level www.twitch.tv/videos/23250...

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok? Signed, a librarian

Happy Turkey Day! 🦃 After shoving yourself full of food, take a moment to check out The Wiz (1978), one of the few movies in the Thanksgiving holiday canon.

Dad (in other room): Why are you giving her my SSN?! Mom (on the phone with me): Your daughter is making you her beneficiary Dad: Oh, then that's fine. I shouldn't have cut that tree in her backyard down. Me: ...Why? Mom: It could have fell and killed you.

I'm brainstorming a way to get my "musicals are too corny" co-worker into musicals lmao. I get it - most of Hamilton is very 'English teacher trying to convince teenagers Shakespeare has bars' coded. They're into metal music and horror movies...

There's a sweet spot for movie marketing campaigns. I wanna know the movie exists, but if I get pelted with it from all angles for months, I'm waiting until it hits streaming and I'm no longer sick of hearing about it before giving it a chance.

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