The yellow liquid trickling down isn't gold. It's the parasite class taking a piss on all of us.

It just occurred to me that the U.S. flag perfectly reflects our Congress. The red side is full of rows and rows of empty white space while the blue side is full of stars.

Look guys, I know asking white men to walk their talk is horribly oppressive, but any ICE agent who can’t pass the military PT test today should be removed from their Temu uniform and fired from their job.

Pete Hegseth just now to our military leadership: you have to address the small stuff. Small men sweat the small stuff. And yes, he was telling these experienced military leaders that they look too shabby to be an effective fighting force. Squeaky tank really hurt someone’s pride.

My face when I see that the trashcan is full and someone stacked something on top instead of taking the trash out.

"These are two things I got from the United Nations: a bad escalator and a bad teleprompter." Says man who can't walk up a ramp or read

First, why are the two sides of his face acting like they came to the event with different people? Second, does this poor young woman realize she's at a funeral, not a rock concert?

I do hope that the businesses that are allowing themselves to be bullied by these little men remember, and soon, that they're the ones with the power to shut this nonsense down.

I just realized that one voice we haven’t heard from in the last day or so is any of the young women in Utah who may have dated our young groyper lad.

It's like the Universe didn't want them to make this one go away.

Powerful message!

HAPPENING NOW: Temporary restraining order hearing in DC v. Trump, a suit filed this morning over Trump's effort to takeover the DC police. Judge Ana Reyes just took the bench. I'm listening in for @lawfaremedia.org Follow along ⬇️

Call me paranoid but doesn't this seem like the kind of thing that could be used to remove protestors from the streets?

Does anyone even remember that time the current US President fellated a microphone in the middle of one of his rallies and that didn’t end him right there and then?

Remember, it's not that they're two weeks away from building nuclear weapons so much as the fact that they're 3 months into owning a large cache of rare metal that rich people want to build advanced plasma weapons with.

This is an important new development that no one's talking about because of L.A. Zelenskyy: US moved '20,000 missiles' to fight drones from Ukraine to the Middle East abcnews.go.com/Politics/zel...

If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options: 1-877-447-4487

😂😂😂😂😂 People be savage out in these streets.

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New target achieved.

There are a lot of truly monstrous people in this country who would take gas out of a man's yacht just to feed hungry children and provide healthcare for sick Americans and I really don't know how y'all sleep at night.

Have you ever seen such a happy little guy?

My work computer authentication code this morning was 86 and I need to report to the DoJ that my job is trying to unalive me.

Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social.

This is very hard to watch and if you still support this regime, you do NOT have the right to call yourself pro-life or Christian.

Fresh and Ready meals that were served in healthcare facilities are causing a listeria outbreak.

No course under 5k! Woohoo!

You can’t make this crap up

Feeling a little "All Swords" today.... (Tarot humor, IYKYK)

Here is the data to visualise my point

There was a time in our history when news outlets didn't use the word unhingedly as often as they do now. In fact, I don't even think it's in the dictionary yet.

If you're a boomer and you need to call a place of business during the course of your day, please try to be just slightly less unpleasant for 5 fucking minutes. It really won't kill you. And if it does, the world's a better place for it.

Here's more proof that the right-wing fantasy of “wealth flight” is not a real thing 👇 "Despite previous concerns, Massachusetts' 'millionaire's tax' hasn't seemed to deter high-earners from continuing to live here, according to a new study from the Institute for Policy Studies." #TaxTheRich

Young people SHOULD “have it easier” than you did. I’m sorry you got the strap up hill both ways and paid your debts with pounds of flesh, but the reason we work for progress is to make growing up and growing old gentler, easier, kinder, freer. Struggle isn’t necessary in a healthy society.

I got all my courses over the 3k mark. This is such a weird thing to obsess about.

Does anyone know how many trillions of dollars this is that the American middle class will have to pony up to cover all the greed and incompetence?

My recent obsession has been with getting all my duo courses above 2k points. I did it. Yay me.

We are not "on the verge of" a constitutional crisis, this IS the constitutional crisis. Trump is not "flirting with" lawless defiance of court orders, he IS defying court orders. This is fascism.

Totally failed 💥😪

At first you think, sounds like a toddler

The look she gives you when she wants to sit on your keyboard but you actually have to work.