Let’s remember this when JP Morgan and the rest of the big banks come to us demanding bailouts. Go get your bailout from your new country.

I had to stop listening to House debates. My eyes are in danger of rolling out of my head.

The US President when American children are starving to death

America could NEVER have been ready for a President likeTrump

What I'm taking from this is that people are tired of dummy always getting lost. Little do they know that this won't work because he's still illiterate.

What I'm learning from this is that real men are too fragile to handle the overwhelming presence of ... *checks notes ... onions and mustard.

Yesterday I pointed out that Kissinger is still burning in Hell and shortly thereafter, one of his cronies joined him. I would like to point out again that he's still dead.

I know things are bad these days, but Henry Kissinger is still dead. We don't choose the silver linings.

If your church tells you what magic underwear you can wear, you in danger, girl.

trump's littlest johnson telling lies about how Dems are holding food stamps hostage while he's holding the health care of our nation hostage is just stupidity.

Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

Huh, dude? Term limits, dude.

The yellow liquid trickling down isn't gold. It's the parasite class taking a piss on all of us.

It just occurred to me that the U.S. flag perfectly reflects our Congress. The red side is full of rows and rows of empty white space while the blue side is full of stars.

Look guys, I know asking white men to walk their talk is horribly oppressive, but any ICE agent who can’t pass the military PT test today should be removed from their Temu uniform and fired from their job.

Pete Hegseth just now to our military leadership: you have to address the small stuff. Small men sweat the small stuff. And yes, he was telling these experienced military leaders that they look too shabby to be an effective fighting force. Squeaky tank really hurt someone’s pride.

My face when I see that the trashcan is full and someone stacked something on top instead of taking the trash out.

"These are two things I got from the United Nations: a bad escalator and a bad teleprompter." Says man who can't walk up a ramp or read

First, why are the two sides of his face acting like they came to the event with different people? Second, does this poor young woman realize she's at a funeral, not a rock concert?

I do hope that the businesses that are allowing themselves to be bullied by these little men remember, and soon, that they're the ones with the power to shut this nonsense down.

I just realized that one voice we haven’t heard from in the last day or so is any of the young women in Utah who may have dated our young groyper lad.

It's like the Universe didn't want them to make this one go away.

Powerful message!

HAPPENING NOW: Temporary restraining order hearing in DC v. Trump, a suit filed this morning over Trump's effort to takeover the DC police. Judge Ana Reyes just took the bench. I'm listening in for @lawfaremedia.org Follow along ⬇️

Call me paranoid but doesn't this seem like the kind of thing that could be used to remove protestors from the streets?

Does anyone even remember that time the current US President fellated a microphone in the middle of one of his rallies and that didn’t end him right there and then?

Remember, it's not that they're two weeks away from building nuclear weapons so much as the fact that they're 3 months into owning a large cache of rare metal that rich people want to build advanced plasma weapons with.

This is an important new development that no one's talking about because of L.A. Zelenskyy: US moved '20,000 missiles' to fight drones from Ukraine to the Middle East abcnews.go.com/Politics/zel...

If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options: 1-877-447-4487

😂😂😂😂😂 People be savage out in these streets.

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New target achieved.

There are a lot of truly monstrous people in this country who would take gas out of a man's yacht just to feed hungry children and provide healthcare for sick Americans and I really don't know how y'all sleep at night.

Have you ever seen such a happy little guy?

My work computer authentication code this morning was 86 and I need to report to the DoJ that my job is trying to unalive me.

Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social.

This is very hard to watch and if you still support this regime, you do NOT have the right to call yourself pro-life or Christian.

Fresh and Ready meals that were served in healthcare facilities are causing a listeria outbreak.

No course under 5k! Woohoo!

You can’t make this crap up

Feeling a little "All Swords" today.... (Tarot humor, IYKYK)

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