At great risk to my career, I’ll be diving headlong into this one: pumpkin orb spiders are cool as hell and, by wrapping up this fly to eat later, are doing their part to eliminate food waste.

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

is there a way to turn off "my iPhone thinks every word I type is a name in my contacts"

Looks like the first amendment is now the right to bear arms.

How does Brian Kilmeade still have a job after saying homeless people should be killed by lethal injection? That’s insane.

i know all anyone can talk about is dragonflies these days, and the last thing we need is another hot take from a non-expert, but dang, look how red his butt is.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

The movie SINGLES is such a vibe. Cameron Crowe made some classics.

How badly is rfk jr damaging the Kennedy name in America? Seems to me to be pretty bad.

Same. If Trump “isn’t” in the Epstein files and Ghislaine (the lying pedo) testifies that Trump wasn’t a part of any of it and then walks…I won’t know what else to think.

Remodeling the White House is so stupid

No cheating post your lock screen

Nowadays when I say “I read this thing” about 75% of the time the thing I read were the captions on an IG reel.

Got nominated for an Emmy. First time, and our show got nominated for 24. Pretty frickin’ cool. 😎 🐧

SAME.

When a government is run by people who don’t know anything about government, this is what happens.

Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?

What an unlikable fuck.

on the last day of the United States, when this country has finally descended into civil war, i will do a thread on how to dress for summer

Obviously it’s not all Murkowski’s fault but she had a chance to stop it and she didn’t. Will it be the thing she becomes remembered for? Will be for me.

Are going to find out that this arbitrary July 4th deadline is tied in some way to a financial win for the big orange a-hole?

Did the Bezoses have any friends at their wedding or just celebrities? Or do all their friends just happen to be the most famous people in the world?

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

We got this enormous box and my kids are too old to care 😭

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

One of the worst things about right now is that I’ve never hated so many specific people at once. Like, by name.

Tom Homan looks like the picture in Dorian Gray’s attic.

i hope linda McMahon has a bad day every day for the rest of her life.

jfc. enunciate, learn grammar, get a fuckin clue.

dude, it's raining

Wait do people pay their managers 15%??? Why?

I think I have all the information I need today. Thanks, gonna shut down now.

I bet the person who came up with Mattress Firm is a little too pleased with themself.

What an incredible poster for an incredible film.

Representative of how much of the book she actually wrote. Every single thing in her life has been and continues to be a cash grab.

The dumbest worst people are in charge. Ambition is not a good replacement for intellect.

From an article about Diddy’s assistant: “He said his job sometimes required him to ensure that hotel rooms where Combs stayed under the name “Frank Black” Which would explain all the Gen X rock nerds camped out in the lobby with 12” copies of Surfer Rosa and uncapped Sharpies at the ready…

He’s so handsome

Has Trump made a zingers about Biden’s cancer? Only a matter of time right?

fuck this guy, and fuck all these people too. the project 2025 attack on our country is in full effect, and it's INSANE. we're backsliding, we're less safe, we're worse in every way for every person save white nationalists and the billionaire class. variety.com/2025/biz/new...

So late to the game but FLOW is a masterpiece.

I wished I liked anything as much as Europeans like clapping.

i want to build a Romney-name generator but I don't know how so if you want to know what your name would be if you were related to Mitt Romney, just reply and I'll tell you. Mine is Trimp.

if kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help “Marjorie Taylor Greene is so awesome.”

I just want to say thanks to the entire editorial team at #TheHill for bodying this fool in every way imaginable. If I were the next president, I’d have ChatGPT make this into an oil painting, hang it in a public White House bathroom and then amend the constitution so it couldn’t be removed

Way to go, Encyclopedia Brownshirt.

Stop coddling this administration! Call a lie a lie! He's the president, not a toddler! Journalists need to start acting like actual journalists, not daycare workers! Stop treating the president like a sniveling child with hurt feelings. 😭

Will Pete Hegseth have lasted long enough to even be the answer to a trivia question?