...if these protests get as much turnout on a weekday as they do a Saturday, then I'll know it's actually serious. As of now, they aren't even trying to schedule any protests on weekdays.

Donald Trump's MO, in the setting of a china shop: * Break an expensive and irreplaceable heirloom * Use Krazy Glue to put some of the pieces back together. * Demand praise for "fixing" the "problem." * Require people pay full price for the worthless result.

In all actuality, anyone who ever thought that Trump deserves a Nobel Peace Prize should never be trusted with anything ever again.

Wellp, guess we gotta invade Norway now...

All right, my pet peeve of the day: There is no "D" in the word "privilege". There is also no "A".

They could have done that before the shutdown even started. They wanted this shutdown to bash liberals under nonexistent funding for illegals and other made-up crap. THIS is the actual "Reichstag Fire"...

It's deeply ironic that the comedian who said you can't say anything in comedy anymore is going to perform in a place where if you say the wrong thing they chop you up and put you in a bag...

A guy could stand in the middle of Times Square in an SS outfit and a MAGA hat gunning down people left and right screaming "I LOVE HITLER" and "TRUMP IS GOD" and the average "X" user would still call it left-wing violence...

For those shocked to see Bill Gates' name associated with Epstein: He's a billionaire. They all were associated with him. Doesn't necessarily meant he partook, but don't underestimate just how much clout Epstein wielded outside of the "side hustle".

Just remember, parents, Roblox is more concerned with making sure people who police child predators are off their platform than making sure the actual child predators are off their platform.

Hey, time for me to dust off an old chestnut seeing that it's Rapture day: ilgreven.tumblr.com/post/7954784...

Team that looked like crap the first two weeks keeping it close to the 4th with a team that would normally blow them out? Must be Thursday Night Football!

So be sure to tune in to the final episode of The Daily Show, tonight at 11! Followed by a brand new and the final episode of South Park! www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/j...

I can't believe this needs to be said: If you think Charlie Kirk was a horrible person, but he didn't need to be murdered, say so. THEN SAY NO MORE. Anything more honors him, and normalizes the horror of which you speak.

On the next episode of "Star Trek", James T. Kirk uses the Guardian of Forever to trace his lineage. What he finds will shock and appall you...unless you're a Klingon.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: The Republican Party does not care about any social, political, or economic issue beyond how they can use it to smear their enemies. Not even the assassination of a guy who aligned with their core beliefs.

The reaction to Charlie Kirk's death, on all sides, proves that everything we've fought against has been normalized. The America of my youth is gone. And it's been replaced with MAGAts, billionaires, and Groypers. Good luck to the sane people out there. You're all officially targets.

The most despicable thing that has come out of Charlie Kirk's assassination to me is the way that everyone (progressives included) are using his family as a shield from criticism. His wife was frequently at his side during engagements. She knew what she was getting into, and she approved of it.

And without going too much further, all I have to say is that the mealy-mouthed double-talk I keep hearing from even progs on this issue just to evade bans is why they keep losing elections. It would be better if they kept their mouths shut...but then they'd get "Why aren't they condemning this?"

Let this be a lesson to us all: As long as the rich control the media, there will never be a "safe space" for anyone left of center.

Now's the time on TikTok when they counter "The LEFT must TONE DOWN their VIOLENT rhetoric!" by giving 7-10 examples of violent rhetoric...all attributed to the guy who just got killed.

Hey, 'member when Republicans complained loudly about activist judges legislating from the bench? I 'member.

It's pretty simple: Trump thinks New York pizza is better than Chicago pizza. But then, he eats pizza with a knife and fork, so what does he know?

So, the Browns replaced Dustin Hopkins with Andre Szmyt off of one game-winner in preseason...and he fails to deliver when they need it. That's not to say Hopkins was much better...he hasn't been the same since he got hurt on a kickoff...and the Browns haven't had a good one since Phil Dawson.

Let tonight's Dodgers game be a lesson to Major League managers everywhere: No matter how many pitches a pitcher has thrown, if he takes a no-hitter into the 9th, you let him finish, or demonstrate that he has lost it all...

"Looks like AI" is to 2025 what "Looks Photoshopped" was in 2010...

Looking at Cerydra's sheet, this appears to be her best build: #HSR #Honkai Cavern Relic: Sacerdos OR any 2 2-pc that boost ATK. Planar Relic: Lushaka Main Stat: ATK Chest/SPD Boots/ATK or Wind Sphere/ATK or Regen Rope Sub Stats: ATK > SPD > Crit DMG (Crit Rate Not Needed after 4th Ascension Trace)

"How am I supposed to explain that to my child?" If you can't figure that out, you're not fit to be a parent. And I do not care what "that" is.

You'll know Trump really is dead when Nick Castellanos hits a home run...

So if SCOTUS decides to take Dershowitz's appeal, that means New York Times v. Sullivan is in jeopardy. That ruling protects news corps by adding an extra layer of protection to their reporting (they must show actual malice when criticizing public officials).

Oh goodness, I just thought of something... Re-enacting the "Angels with Filthy Souls" scene from Homa Alone with Gangle as Johnny and Jax as Snakes. @marissalenti.com @kovox.net I'd love to see that happen...

I mean, Jerry Jones is stupid, but he isn't "Use a first-rounder on a QB on a suggestion from a homeless guy" stupid. He isn't "Hire a good ol' boy OC with no other experience who found luck with a rookie QB as your head coach" stupid.

Well, PEAK sure has blown up, hasn't it? It's starting to get as big as Among Us was 5 years ago...

The thing is, though, in general, teams that gain 1st round picks in trades tend to be better than teams that lose 1st round picks in trades. But then again...Jerry Jones.

Jerry Jones is so dumb that there's a spot in Trump's Cabinet waiting for him...

I'm sorry, but we need to get rid of "resigning in protest". It's the least effective and most harmful form of "protest" out there. You either stay and fight, or give power to the fascists. You chose...poorly.

Honestly, the "Everything is a distraction from Epstein" is wild to me because at this point "The president is sending armed troops into US cities" should probably be just a skosh more important than "The president is a pedophile." Just sayin'.

From my time on a grand jury, it would take massive incompetence on the part of a prosecutor to fail to get an indictment for most felonies. Twice is absolutely absurd. Three times? When the hell will you learn there's no "there" there, DOJ?

I would just like for some judge to say "Mr. Trump, if you don't release Kilmar Abrego Garcia right now, and no longer bother him until trial, then I will dismiss all cases before me where you or the federal government is the plaintiff with prejudice..." 1/2

I'm just waiting for Trump to announce the "Chicago liberation" by saying "I have authorized federal troops to arrest any Chicagoan that doesn't give their home over to the brave soldiers fighting to free them." I mean, he's trampled over all our other rights, why not the 3rd amendment, too?

When I see stunts like what Newsom's team pulled this week, I am reminded of Coach Bombay in Mighty Ducks 2 after his team caused chaos in the 2nd period of the pivotal game, but didn't score more than 1 goal. "Did you have fun out there?" "YEAH!" "Good, so did they, because they're still ahead."

Democrats and leftists were so obsessed with waiting for the old Republicans to die off that they lost an entire generation to the right. That John Mayer song was not an instruction guide...

"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." ~Clarence Darrow

Hey, let's see what all the people who called it "Government Motors" when the auto industry got a bailout from Obama are saying about Trump trying to force Intel to give him a stake for government help:

Every guy once wanted a 14-year-old girl. Most of them grew out of it by the time they turned 16.

Most of the posts that start "You're not a man unless you X" are made by people that I don't consider to be men. That does not mean they're all made by women, though a few are.

The most important thing to remember about the Trump-Putin summit in Alaska is that Trump remains on the Epstein list...and probably Putin, too.

Slightly diminish a band: Snark Against the Machine

You know how "every accusation is a confession" with Republicans? Same with some Democrats. Listen to any Dem accusing progressives of "purity politics." They'll be the first to denounce AOC, Bernie, Omar, Tlaib, Mamdani, or anything left of their center-right bubble.

I do judge the PBA tour on the quality of its main sponsors Peak 80's-90's: Firestone, AC Delco, etc. 2000's: Denny's Late 2000's-early 10's: Lumber Liquidators Mid 10's: GEICO, Bayer, Barbasol Late 10's/early 20's: GoBowling/Bowlero Now: Dude Wipes. You can see the slide.