lmao noooo

sort of greedy that "versus" gets two different abbreviations

lmao

not my dead ass wearing the chain i forged in life!!

where did you hide my gorilla

The trick to skipping rocks is to get a good skip going

i will never give up ling ling

some Guys I Remembered at the @defector.com birthday party the other night. check out that Shiny Caratini!

"this one is the last one"

madame is a living legend

youll never guess what this is about

every day is a beautiful invitation to wear a graphic tee

i’m going to meet the boys for a drink

this feels good

you employed me in good faith to teach you about insects

they should put games on these

13 year olds are rocking the ball now

i brought you some chinese soup

who wants to come to my emmys watch party

how about flipping on the set for your old man

i know youve been privately writing songs in secret

this is my favorite video of all time www.youtube.com/watch?v=csle...

thomas jefferson was a serious cinephile

madame will not abide by muddy footprints in the house

my rival really gets off on foiling my plans

you’re a nasty schoolboy with no place to go

we don’t talk about bruno!!!!!!

rip betty white :(

my freakin guys

lizards are killing themselves and their stock is going down

yuo have to do this

why does darla have braces she’s three

having one of those mornings where the monty hall problem makes sense

sprace….the final frontier…

ill have what shes having!

nora and tim are going to be attacked by pigeons and we all just have to go to work???

have you ever seen anything creepy or ominous

no thanks, if i drank 20 bottles of wine right now i would probably have trouble sleeping

you insult madame

i only get carsick on boats

schindler’s lift

my man is becoming frodo baggins

thought they were smoochin ☺️

it may have be an accident but you’re a murderer

i am attending to madame

whats up playa, its been 262873 minutes

i said, who the FUCK mops anymore???

who the fuck mops anymore

creative directors love to be named craig

madame is very agitated