Started a crystal randomized nuzlock wish me luck my first encounter was cunt.

I get it.

Hippies:

Me scrolling and weenie pops up

Me in the drive through “ fuck my thighs are so gigantica!!!!!!!”

That dick is fattttt. 10 bucks it would have me moaning

New game who ever makes my ass clap the loudest wins!

How do trash men do it I couldn’t not smell that all day. Just following me like no you brave souls.

Dogs foot’s going to need surgery most likely. I’m not one of gods strongest warriors I’ll end it all.

Might get laid off and I’m stressing out. I have a kitten and dog to put through college.

Lud was on my bed all comfy so laid down with him for 5 minutes and woke up two hours later.

a series of unfortunate events

Does anyone have one of these they can part with it’s the last card in The set.

Does anyone have this card it’s the last one I need to finish the base set

The urge to harass him with 10000 kisses while he sleeps is so strong.

Went to try and get a shiny code but game stop was crawling with scalpers. Got my little cucumber water next door and dipped.

Happy birthday to this faggot

I’d destroy a slurpee right now

Wanna help a bitch out. They should be on wishlist. 4247285365656672 Helping me fished these sets will net you a pp picture or prayer your choice.

Me trying to impress Labubu trade

I should stop being so shy and actually start interacting with people and then my social Anxiety is like “sike bitch ur done.”

Sorry that was too real

quote this with your reaction to gettin left behind during the rapture

Not him walking around smiling and whistling!!!! My panocha cures depression confirmed.

Just bottomed ama he was raptured mid pump

I have nothing to wear for the rapture tomorrow……fuck

Drop an old pic you still love I was gonna be funny and post cock but this is better

Do you think my dad would hate me more if he knew I was a bottom?

Demon slayer was so cunt. I was scared driving home tho because the zombies were out and about.

Who’s trying to dance naked in the woods and summon satan with me. 👉🏼👈🏼

Wait all the girls are girling without me!!!!!

Went to eat an orange I got and it was a grapefruit I will fucking end it all.

Being Latina is so fun yall should try it for real.

Fuckkkkkk woke up with a fat ass and a bad attitude again!!!!

about to send the most heinous text

The urge to start a sentence with wait.

Ludwig has been one of my best decisions in a while. I was so scared going into it because another life to care for is intense, I cry whenever my dog gets hurt and im trying to add another one. I cant imagine my life with out him now he’s literally the best cat.

This is why I pirate everything fuck Disney

Me when oomf lets me go down on him

One thing slayyyter is gonna do is make me shake my ass.

Using mouth wash and choking on it while gargling is so anthony core.

I need new anime’s to watch while I’m sick

I can’t wait for her!

Why does everything need to be open world? I miss the magic that is a loading screen.

Ludwig is knocked out but always has to be touching me

quote with a photo where your booty is looking extra plump I always liked these two teehee

Oop I’m missing more of genetic apex than I thought teehee 🤭

New prompt homos!!!!! Face card and first hard drug.

Wait do I upgrade to the air