anyone who would boop their stone past the hog line has no honor

people genuinely don't recognize marketing even when it's waving them through the door and handing them a shopping bag

It's kind of crazy how a handful of minor changes can shift the tone of an adaptation bsky.app/profile/gsy....

3 coffees, no lunch www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

This feels like it's worth looking in to www.latimes.com/california/s...

I love it when a story has a pivotal moment

I feel like I could buy happiness pretty easily Elon tried buying an app that users called "the hell site" and then brought back everyone that was too shitty to be allowed on it. A mistake imo

Preston Jacobs' fingerprints are all over this

something is happening on X the everything app

look at this werewolf

Prince saying "It's so cold, it keeps the bad people out" explains Minneapolis, but also kind of explains Florida too

maybe tonight's the night

OpenAI is gonna go under Microsoft will eat all their IP and still lose to Google www.windowscentral.com/artificial-i...

Did that GameStop/WallStreetBets thing ever end up creating infinite money

Free speech is dead

Yeah we fuckin know

Hire fans lol

It's a new year and a new We're so back for the Giants nypost.com/2026/01/14/s...

didn't know mamdani was tweeting like this

After all the hand wringing about allowing gambling on twitch they've got a FanDuel collab watching the Bears/Packers game on the homepage right now

Canadian culture really is downstream of American culture. Now even their conservatives are refusing to learn what population density is

they're getting closer and closer to the future they've all dreamed of www.cnn.com/2018/12/28/h...

watching Adventure Time on the bus, smiling and nodding the whole time so everyone knows I agree with it

@grok beat this guy to death with hammers

Plans for secret U.S. raid to capture Maduro leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times before it happened, but both decided not to publish it www.semafor.com/article/01/0...

I'm developing a theory about American media and it's relation to power

the adults are back in charge and they're checking The Everything App to see how this plays

if elected I will impeach and remove the president for his many crimes www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani has OFFICIALLY banished disgraced former Rep. George Santos to the phantom zone

turning everything into gambling, even watching crypto prices, is going to bankrupt dipshits at rates we've never seen before

A CBS News Minnesota on the Nick Shirley day care claims shows the difference between right-wing youtubers and journalists. Seems like it mostly comes down to actually caring about getting to the truth of an issue www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obb_...

oi oi oi, you got a license to look at them fireworks?

Happy New Year bluesky and many happy skeets in the year to come

big news

They should be selling eggnog until January 2nd. That's when the holidays end

Donald the dove strikes again www.cnn.com/2025/12/29/p...

The Giants record improves to 3-13 Looks like the Raiders just wanted it more

These three women have infected the minds of so many right wingers, effectively turning their brains to swiss cheese

learning that there are NFT dead-enders still at it, just without the hexagon pfp anymore

Don't ask me to"examine your priors" All that is in the past now. It's time to move on

This is such an Oklahoma situation. The TA, who everyone agrees gave the correct grade, gets thrown under the bus Meanwhile they're doing social promotion throughout undergrad so their 11th best tennis player can continue riding the bench while she auditions for fox news

I had to apologize for being white and future generations should have all the same hardships as me. It build character. This is a slap in the face to everyone who issued their government mandated apologies

everybody mourns in their own way

[transylvania, police interrogation room] COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a… VILLAGER: with a stake, yes COP: and he died… meaning he was… VILLAGER: was a dracula COP: was a dracula POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula

This is an important detail and something that shouldn't exist. Nobody is getting due process in a court system where the executive can simply tell judges how to rule.

damn, he got one of those oversized novelty checks. I wonder who got redacted here