NY Times replies continue to be ridiculous. Everyone sees an article about e-bikes and reflexively replies that it should have been about cars instead. Like, yeah cars are more dangerous, but that's not what this article is about. Why are you getting mad at The News

christmas season starts today

Watching the entirety of the devils vs blue jackets game through hockeyfights.com

Life could be so simple if you just choose what to believe on a case-by-case basis depending on whether it makes you feel good or bad

we're gonna have to invent a new contraption to put this guy in www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...

my favorite part of football is when the players all take out their invisalign between plays

If elected I will impeach and remove Kristi Noem for her many crimes

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It’s pronounced Christmas jifts

They should make a sequel to The Founder where Ray Kroc rips off whoever owns Monopoly

Well, everyone knows Comey was indicted by a US Attorney. What this ruling presupposes is … maybe he wasn’t

BREAKING: Giants move Olszewski up to QB1

why is google offering to do my homework for me

it's the freakin weekend

You can tell Real ID was a critical security measure by how it was delayed for 20 years and then became optional

there's no way

fully automated luxury gay space communism 🙏

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I taste it in the pizza.

I think the goal (or one of them) is clicks, but over the long term. They could make a big deal out of this but would probably lose access and therefore lose future clicks. They love the drama, which was clear in the first Trump term and subsequent book deals, but they don't want to BE the drama.

very cool to take a technology that's already encouraged multiple people to commit suicide and then make it pretend to be jesus

it's always fun when someone emails are in the news because I've spent years periodically remembering this @swiftonsecurity.com post

the evil media is focusing on our president's pedophilia instead of him deploying the military to cities that didn't vote for him

Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein? This guy's been talked about for years Are people still talking about this guy? This creep? That is unbelievable

They can just reboot the franchise with a new actor. You don't have to acknowledge it, nobody will care. You start with a mysterious man getting a perm he'll never admit to. Moneypenny runs in "There you are, M needs you right away" The chair spins around and BAM Zoomer James Bond

ah jeez, all bad apples again??

BLACK SUN: Amorphous Flocks of #Starlings Swell Above the Danish Marshlands - amazing #murmuration #photography by Søren Solkær Link for more photos: www.thisiscolossal.com/2020/11/sore...

Saw this on IG from @elivalley.bsky.social on Twitter, thought I’d share

taking a lactose tolerance break to prep for the eggnog season

what's even the point of a candy crush high score if the mayor doesn't personally kiss your ass after each shift

Why did New York reject this man

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

On woke bluesky everyone agrees what should happen to this guy but you're not allowed to say it. On X The Everything App you can say it but then @GoypusMaximus_1488 will tell you to cry about it.

I totally forgot about the 5th of November

This is edited He originally said this about being served at the pierogi stand

You're telling me now for the first time. He led an amazing life. What else can you say?

they should create a group of people who decide if we go to war instead of letting the president do it

the mix of practical effects and cgi holds up really well

it's the freakin halloweekend

Cuomo schizoposting incredibly lazy AI videos has actually into being legit funny

putting out a sign that says "please take only ONE" and an empty bowl that's called environmental storytelling

once again posting The Chart

It seems like each agency was assigned a groyper to run their social media accounts

A Fear & Greed Index is such a funny thing to keep in your news site's header. We're really feeling that 37 today

my wife: we have to wear what we died in for eternity!? st. peter: that’s right me: [from the back end of our horse costume] what’d he say

I bet you would feel so powerful if you snuck up here at night to cut down this beloved tree

I mean did they even consider it

If they get through 18 innings they should just call it a double header and have it count for two