throne.com/patchworkdmo... as the resident minecraft enthusiast i think i would be powerful with pokemon minecraft in my hands

happy ideas of march. im allowing my community to stab me 23 times as penance for being a bad streamer who hasnt streamed in 2 weeks

I'm sorry for my absence. I have been feeling incredibly down and mentally in the gutter. I am trying my best to pick up the pieces and get back to work. It has genuinely been hard, but i want to continue to make an effort.

happy birthday, dad. when i first started twitch streaming, you bought me a second monitor and were my first subscriber. you have always been supportive of my interests and picked me up when i've fallen. i chase my dreams thanks to you.

if you give me a running start i can slide faster than a moving car

ok.............

ok but....can you

STREAMATHON 》WAKE THE FUCK UP WE HAVE GHOSTS TO CATCH Why am I so parasocial over a phasmophobia map ⚡ www.twitch.tv/patchworkdmo...

IS IT BECAUSE I'M LOUD???

STREAMATHON 》It's Back! There will be some slight changes to how the streamathon works, because I need time to rest and recover, but let's continue! Let's go! Let's play some Cult of the Lamb today! ⚡ www.twitch.tv/patchworkdmo...

can you blame me, have you SMELLED a goth girl?

reply with your funniest post idea. i promise i wont steal it and post it on my own socials. i definitely haven't run out of ideas.

wizards of the coast is proud to announce magic the gathering: greys anatomy

if you back seat me in a game im going to show up in your car and backseat your driving. enjoy trying to drive while im in your backseat screaming that we are going to crash. im taking you with me.

someone on stream said that i have anger issues. i dont have anger issues, i'm just incredibly historically bad at 95% of video games.

if you ask any girl on the spectrum what their comfort game is, you're going to get an answer that is the most horrifying, uncomforting, disturbing game ever known to man. fuck animal crossing, where are my resident evil girls at. where are my silent hill gals at.

i just want you guys to know that my parents watched this stream live on their television

Nevermind this fucker DISSENTED against me. Fuck you Sparkles I used you to open up the door to silkcraddle.

no streamathon today, i'm resting and recovering and doing so by playing some cult of the lamb. it won't be a long stream, but let's hang out, okay? ⚡️ www.twitch.tv/patchworkdmo...

i hate cult of the lamb. i indoctrinated a follower that was supposed to be a sacrifice. i got him to level 10, he asked me to be a disciple. i make him my disciple. he tells me im the only person who has ever believed in him. ive spent 3 hours raising his level. i cry and go get another follower.

chat keeps asking me to say things to them in my mommy voice but i dont think they understand i grew up with a mother who wrangled us together like wild horses to do our chores. there was a lot of yelling. i dont think i know what a soft mother sounds like. go clean your room

womens shirts are made from literally a prayer and some scotch tape ⚡Streamathon Day #10

im sorry to tell you this but every vtuber you love shares a single braincell and none of us get access to it. we have collectively decided to give the braincell to cdawgva. it is in his custody.

chat is your biggest hater they do NOT want you to be cute and successful ⚡Streamathon Day #4

no more stream today. im uh. goin to the emergency room. again.

STREAMATHON DAY 15》GIVE IT UP FOR DAYYYYY 15!!! We are going to cowork some so someone can finish the info document she has to send off to her manager (bad patches...) and then we're going to play an indie game that makes me laugh a little too hard ⚡ www.twitch.tv/patchworkdmo...

it is terribly easy to rage bait me. if you come into stream and tell me that i am wrong about something, you will single handedly distract me for the next hour as i tell you why i am right even when i am obviously very wrong

doodle of good friend @patchworkdmonster.bsky.social !

here is my official statement to the allegations against me ⚡Streamathon Day #11

STREAMATHON DAY 14》122 Hours Left... I got curious. I heard rage bait cat. I redownloaded Overwatch. I don't even remember what my old username is. So let's find out together, okay? (Cult of the Lamb is first up, don't worry) ⚡ www.twitch.tv/patchworkdmo...

one day im gonna add like a small little inconspicuous phallic shaped tattoo somewhere on my model and see how many business days it takes for chat to notice. unless i forget first.

do NOT play phasmophobia with tarot bitches they WILL ruin your life ⚡Streamathon Day #12

i think this is one of my favorite shirts so far

STREAMATHON DAY 13》128 Hours Left... I stole Solairia's hat so I could become a witch. Let's try this darling little demo that Ryn found for us, okay? And some other games too, I have some steam keys to give out. ⚡ www.twitch.tv/patchworkdmo...

im about to devour so many pancakes. im about to have more syrup than blood in my system. this day is going to be perfect.

i dont think idols are capable of having cats ⚡Streamathon Day #3

im the woker baby

i like my pizza boneless

It's time for the drunk stream! Pico Park & Jackbox! ⚡ www.twitch.tv/patchworkdmo...

remember to do aftercare and by aftercare i mean buy me chicken nuggets from mcdonalds so i can slather myself in mcdonalds barbecue sauce

STREAMATHON DAY 12》140 HOURS REMAINING... come on chat, get in the car, were going to the park (the park totally isnt your rabies vaccine appointment) ⚡ www.twitch.tv/patchworkdmo...

is it still imposter syndrome if your dad created you without your permission and now you have to live everyday suffering the neverending pain of humanity   ( ^ran out of energy drinks )

STREAMATHON DAY 11》146 HOURS REMAINING... Let's get moving! We're walkin' some, talkin' some, then workin' some! I'm excited to show you guys more about the april charity event! ⚡ www.twitch.tv/patchworkdmo...

good morning. running on 3 hours of sleep and pure electricity.

STREAMATHON DAY 10 》THE FINAL DONATION DAY This is the last day that the donations will effect the timer! Of course, you are free to donate past this point, and all proceeds will go towards upgrading my content! I hope to see you there! ⚡ www.twitch.tv/patchworkdmo...

spent 2 hours fixing one thing. it was not fixed

rat or mouse

STREAMATHON DAY 9 》I see the horizon, but we have plenty more to plan, don't we? I am slowly starting to upgrade parts of my stream assets, so let's plan some stuff together and yap, alright? ⚡ www.twitch.tv/patchworkdmo...

my tracking broke while i was recording a tiktok and i looked really freaky but not in the sexy kind of freaky way, i look fucking deranged

i wasn’t built with a heart. good thing i found one. merry first valentines day to my necromantic partner celene- we might have started as a traumabond but i wouldnt spend my life chasing after two cats with anyone else. i love you more than death itself.