QTP with the most kissable psychic-type

I found a pichu-themed account. I know what I'm having for breakfast.

I don't know what you've heard.

Go Team Sky!

(ooc) was walking home from school yesterday and saw this lil fella, so i petted it HAND REVEAL YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

Everyone repost this because funny

@crasheonrulez.bsky.social CHICKEN JOCKEY

Vaporeon has 3 brain cells (all made of water) #Pokemon

@zodiacbarker.bsky.social You're a good artist, but I can't help but be suspicious. After all, you are following thousands of accounts. For what purpose did you follow mine?

cancel the breeders at the daycares for setting them up in the first place... fuck it! cancel all trainers because they made the conscious choice to not only catch a ditto, but also take it in the daycare in the first place!

Can we PLEASE cancel Ditto? People keep forgetting about the daycares. These things are all soulless rapists. They will never be your friend.

Repost if you want to eat Buneary

And people act like it's bad for me to eat a Buneary

Just got bot-followed by a human who apparently just posts their nudes. I'm glad this site has a filter that let me escape that page without seeing the ugly nudes. The user is an example of someone not worthy of my following. I would tag them, but I don't want to promote them.

@probabilisticpichu.bsky.social You may never evolve. Come on, I can train you.

This is me when I see a Pichu.