It’s the moooooost wonderful tiiiiiime of the year

King Gizzard and the…

Artemis II is what makes us great. Not wars. Not political power. Science.

It’s 2026 and companies are still sending salespeople door-to-door. People too stupid to read and acknowledge a “No Solicitation” sign to boot. As a homeowner with a baby and yippy dogs, there’s no faster way to get me to be sure I’ll never do business with a company.

Glad I stopped working for a bit and watched this with my wife and daughter. Tears were shed. A beautiful moment.

Oh right, it’s the worst day of the year.

Absolutely insane

I think it’s very fitting that dipshit Trump is putting his name on all the money (what a loser) considering every business these days looks at you with side eye when you try to pay with cash.

How they merge onto the freeway

and just like that, Christian becomes the villain of the season. #Survivor

I hope she wins.

What I picture my daughter is looking at every time she randomly stares at the ceiling

ESPN knew exactly what they were doing with this push notification

Well, that’s certainly a way to waste your cap space

Being married to a person who grew up in Burbank means that every time we watch TV or a movie they point out where every scene was filmed.

#My9Games So hard to choose 9 out of a lifetime of video games (no sports or racing games?!?). But I tried to think about it like “if I could ONLY play 9 games for the rest of my life, what would they be?” my9games.com

Imagine willingly listening to Trump talk for longer than, like, 5 seconds. Could never be me.

Eternal Butt Plug

90% of the men annoyed or angry about women’s love of “Heated Rivalry” had this poster up in their room at one point.

I’m so sorry, but these MtG alters where people just color block letters over top of a card look so corny and bad.

You think she can play QB for Minnesota?

Fuck Ronald Reagan

Screaming Guy Rolling Down Hill In Wheelchair Hopefully Part Of Olympics

Kalshi needs to be banned IMMEDIATELY. Do all sports betting too while we’re at it.

Imagine how many sports betting and AI commercials we’re going to see today. Fuckin’ gross.

Guess they forgot they were on BlueSky: The Official App of Sports ™️

fuck JD & Usha Vance. Get those traitors off my tv screen.

Winter Olympics > Summer Olympics

FUCK ICE

Oh man, I WAS AT THIS GAME. A comically bad game. The lone bright spot for Minnesota was a Marcus Sherels punt return TD. My friend had turned his Harvin jersey into a Freeman jersey with duct tape and a marker, and that shit was removed by halftime.

Tongue, Nightswimming, Finest Worksong. I thiiink in that order, but it flips around sometimes.

This feels like a Leonard Williams take. That sweet, sweet man.

Ok, I love this kid. www.reddit.com/r/sportsgoss...

Who are the biggest cross-divisional rivalries for the teams in the NFC North? Vikings are very obviously the Saints. Are the Packers the Seahawks? And I’m clueless about the Bears and Lions.

This is who runs this account

Perfect head coach for that franchise

Well, that was quick and swift. Kwesi out in Minnesota after a very lackluster tenure as the GM. Gotta assume KOC banged the table to keep Darnold and Kwesi refused to entertain it.

I’m a math nerd, and I LOVE this card.

With our government showing everybody that they will hunt you down and possibly murder you if you don’t agree with them, I’d probably stop using TikTok now.

Such an easy FFVII pick

bbno$ gets it

Whew, thank you for pulling that out of your ass, LA. 😅

Bluesky: The Official App of Sports

Anybody ever seen Designated Survivor? We could really go for something like that.

A-freakin’-men

At least I got to watch Aaron Rodgers get absolutely throttled this postseason. That’s something Bears fans and I can agree is pretty fun.

Bobson Dugnutt will forever be the greatest name

A perfect head coach for the most annoying team in the league. A child to lead children.