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Mandolins, jokes, rants, art, urban planning, we'll see what else.
I saw a pointy-lipped mouse-snatcher
#birds
#birdwatching
5 days ago
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Vegetables! Here we go!
#painting
#art
#acrylics
9 days ago
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It's a glitch but a marvelous one. These two headlines ARE related and you won't convince me otherwise.
9 days ago
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Avocados!
#art
#painting
15 days ago
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More from the sketchbook. The City Hall in Prague and the Arthur apartment building in Portland, OR.
#art
#painting
#Prague
#Portland
15 days ago
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Sharing some paintings from the sketchbook. The Iceberg in Walla Walla and Karlštejn Castle in Czechia
#painting
#art
#Czechia
15 days ago
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Back on my bullshit.
#art
#blueskyart
#acrylics
23 days ago
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Don't threaten New Mexico with a good time.
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24 days ago
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I wonder what kind of virtuous thing he did.
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about 1 month ago
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1918 Flu Pandemic deaths: 50 million; WWI deaths 16 million.
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about 1 month ago
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Live! From the Poodle Room in Las Vegas!
about 1 month ago
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I call this "petite medley in a glass"
#art
##blueskyart
#painting
about 1 month ago
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When we finish a journal we put a bird on it.
#art
about 1 month ago
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Three pears because homophones are not the boss of me.
#art
#painting
#blueskyart
about 1 month ago
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My painting instructor said this was good enough for the refrigerator.
about 1 month ago
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Art good enough to go on the refrigerator
#Art
#painting
#acrylic
about 1 month ago
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🎶Twenty-five or six to foooour!🎶
about 1 month ago
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Fan request.
about 2 months ago
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The Onion
about 2 months ago
What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’
https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/
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More high art on the refrigerator
#art
#painting
about 2 months ago
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Antiprotons now free with your Prime membership.
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2 months ago
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The best part of being an adult is that I can decide that my art is good enough to put on the refrigerator.
2 months ago
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I don't know where Hormuze is but the straight people there need to get their act together.
2 months ago
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Also known as a North Korean Daddy Daughter Dance.
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2 months ago
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Spring forward to March 2029.
3 months ago
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The video for Uptown Girl features some of the most cunty-man-prancing in popular culture.
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3 months ago
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And the lesson is, never stop for a red light.
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3 months ago
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I feel like you're shouldn't be executed for killing a person who's profession doesn't exist anymore.
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3 months ago
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"You dance like Elaine Benes and run like Phoebe Buffay." - Gen X insults.
3 months ago
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Why? What did he say?
4 months ago
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The gays need to cool it.
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4 months ago
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Not now Melania! Christ, read the room.
4 months ago
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Is it "Wang Chungs" or "Wangs Chung?" I need it to be right. It's for a work email.
4 months ago
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I'm going to tell my grandkids this was the Board of Peace.
4 months ago
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Honestly, same.
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T. rex took 40 years to become fully grown
An analysis of growth rings in the leg bones of 17 Tyrannosaurus rex individuals reveals that the dinosaurs matured much more slowly than previously thought, and adds to the evidence that they weren't...
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2511500-t-rex-took-40-years-to-become-fully-grown/
4 months ago
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Calling the ham "Voluptuous James" until my mom tells me to stop.
5 months ago
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"Less yapping, more unwrapping." Me ruining Christmas.
5 months ago
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"The Mamas & the Mamas" a "The Mamas & the Papas" all-lesbian cover band.
5 months ago
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What if the climate change induced flooding is the real Green River Killer?
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Crews use sandbags to shore up levee breach near Seattle after failure prompts flood warning
Crews used sandbags to shore up an earthen levee south of Seattle after a small section failed after a week of heavy rains.
https://apnews.com/article/pacific-northwest-levee-floods-washington-446e4f8f027550db1afee2a214450de8?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=share <br>Crews
5 months ago
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The space between the meerkat and the beaver is actually called the taint.
5 months ago
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"Sleeping Orchid" - digital 2025
#art
6 months ago
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This season of Stranger Things taught us that Power-Twinks, like Will Beyers will not tolerate monsters who mess with 1) their straight crush, 2) their one black friend, and 3) their bad-bitch lesbians.
6 months ago
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I refuse illegal orders, I refuse legal orders, actually I'm just really bad at doing what I'm asked to do.
6 months ago
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"Tending the Orchid" 2025 digital
#art
6 months ago
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Biohub sounds like a porn site that is just porn but extra juicy.
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7 months ago
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David Giuntoli and Chace Crawford stole those jewels.
7 months ago
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Science, I'm still bald!
7 months ago
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Gross, we know where those hands have been.
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Analysis: Brett Kavanaugh holds the future of the Voting Rights Act in his hands | CNN Politics
After an impassioned set of arguments Wednesday over the 1965 Voting Rights Act, the question is whether Justice Brett Kavanaugh is willing to completely dismantle a law intended to ensure equal votin...
https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/16/politics/brett-kavanaugh-future-of-voting-rights-act-analysis
7 months ago
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This is the future that Donald Shoup wanted.
#parking
#urbanism
8 months ago
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Sung to the tune of "Sunshine on my Shoulders" by John Denver.
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8 months ago
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