Honestly, same.

Si Beag Si Mhor #mandolin

Calling the ham "Voluptuous James" until my mom tells me to stop.

"Less yapping, more unwrapping." Me ruining Christmas.

"The Mamas & the Mamas" a "The Mamas & the Papas" all-lesbian cover band.

What if the climate change induced flooding is the real Green River Killer?

The space between the meerkat and the beaver is actually called the taint.

"Sleeping Orchid" - digital 2025 #art

This season of Stranger Things taught us that Power-Twinks, like Will Beyers will not tolerate monsters who mess with 1) their straight crush, 2) their one black friend, and 3) their bad-bitch lesbians.

I refuse illegal orders, I refuse legal orders, actually I'm just really bad at doing what I'm asked to do.

"Tending the Orchid" 2025 digital #art

Biohub sounds like a porn site that is just porn but extra juicy.

David Giuntoli and Chace Crawford stole those jewels.

Science, I'm still bald!

Gross, we know where those hands have been.

This is the future that Donald Shoup wanted. #parking #urbanism

Sung to the tune of "Sunshine on my Shoulders" by John Denver.

As predicted by Sound Garden in 1994.

Into Fat Bear Week, mostly so I can say "fat bear" at work.

Sung to the tune of "The Freshmen" by The Verve Pipe.

Well, well, well, it's not so easy to just pin things on your political opponents, is it? Also, not hot.

Is he hot? Do we know if he's hot yet?

CBS News changed its rules for editing interviews on “Face the Nation” after Kristi Noem, the homeland security secretary, accused the network of deceptively editing her appearance. Said Noem, "This is outrageous behavior by CBS, I've killed dogs for less."

Sure sex is great, but have you tried <checks notes> walking?

Tuna fish implies the existence of a tuna bird, tuna dog, and a tuna woman.

Am I the first?

My hips are full of lies.

When women are uncircumcised.

Why is it called a hysterectomy and not a gut renovation?

Sung to the tune of "Mombo #5"

I'm all for nationalizing certain companies, but I wouldn't have started with the 1990s favorite computer chip maker.

Sung to the tune of "Stayin' Alive" by the BeeGees.

Every gay man in the country whispering "fuuuuck" at the same time.

I referred to Sean Charles Dunn as "Sandwich Mangioni" in conversation today. I'll be taking the rest of the week off.

Sam Altman is for sure a robot from the future sent back in time to be the "father of AI" by fucking his own mother.

This might be the first time the Swiss weren't able to reach a financial deal with nazis

I don't believe the story behind the song, Mr. Brightside. There is no way some woman cheated on the lead singer of The Killers. He's a total smoke show.

Do they ever lay an egg to save the marriage?

And boy, is he embarrassed

Sung to the tune of "Never Gonna Give You Up"

The opposite of the Coldplay Kiss Cam is the Hotwork Ass-eating Cam.

The actor who plays the predator in the new predator movie is only 24 years old. Don't smoke, kids.

This is how you do public transit.

Put Streaky the super cat in the next Superman movie, you cowards.

I told Summer not to marry that guy.

Rare photo of a bald eagle stepping on a Lego.

Sung to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel.

This is nothing I once saw Cynthia Nixon yell at a cab driver.

wHy ArN't WoMeN hAvInG mOrE bAbIeS?

Because the LAPD is known for taking restraining orders seriously.