Im a grown adult with ass hair and a paycheck i cant be yearning like this I PAY TAXES

Men who are big and silly and flex and dance a lil with it

Sleeping kink but not like. Having sex while asleep its more i wanna be held and put to bed yk

I shouldnt have gotten a body pillow i keep waking up with it in my arms. And my legs bc i curl up in a ball when i sleep but

hollow knight brain rot

Did a fun style study ft @hare-brainedd.bsky.social more ppl under this post

New kind of pokemon fan disappointment: When you want a plushy of a pokemon and the only one is available is the sitting cuties version. They arent bad! I just want a bigger plush drapion

Not to be a party-pooper but just reminding you guys that @zero-087.bsky.social uses AI for his art Had to go to the hell-site to get the link to this detailed thread (x.com/Rockrabbit_0...) by @rockrabbit0.bsky.social that goes into full detail on the evidence of his usage of AI

Walmart causes mental illness, my reserch: Me after work: im having a good day! Me after a walmart trip: i think everyone hates me

I worked at target for 3 months and unironically it was the most mentally unwell i had ever been. This store is designed to cater to the worst form of person and to hurt its employees as much as possible

Character: hey, why are you up so late? Cmon im taking you to bed Me:

If someone called me a good boy in a slow tone and really really ment it i think id start crying or cumming.

“Omg ollie should seduce me into the fairy world” The seduction in question

dinking my oiter

Melancholic laying down and aching timeeee

Sometimes ur a big dumb plushy that just has to writhe with all the teasing

New awareness campaign

Thinking abt giraffe sonas… beautiful….

Games adding cooking systems where the food acts less like food and more like decoration is stupid. No im not bitter why do you ask?

Metroidvania brain rot is happening how hard could it be to make one

I should be being pet by at least 5 different ppl who cant help but call me cute and spoil me and watch me squirm and turn red like it isnt torture

I need to be a whore so bad

Conversations with me

I CANT STOP *HIGALE!* THE LONELINESS *SHAW*

aviichoke but finalized i think

you can't be serious saying this

Cancel Spotify www.nme.com/news/music/s...

Need to make a list of characters i want to skin and make ocs out of

Gotta go fast

i joked that the characters from the apothecary dairies would make really good sonic characters and i think it awoke a sleeper agent in me

Hey, as a heads up for NSFW peeps in the US, US President administration just made a shitton of BlueSky accounts. I would highhhhly recommend subbing to this blocklist so they don't show up on any algorithm feeds (and so they can't see your shit) bsky.app/profile/eva....

I hate how accurate i made this

Sometimes your roommates fat tummy has a body count (Ft @hare-brainedd.bsky.social )

Ohhhh the nd urge to run into a forest and never come back out

Boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i bathroom on company time

God gives his most employed soldiers his most rainy perfect to nap on days

Silk song brain rot is getting to me. Spider bard sona

Hair-raising spooked-out hare for Dee 😈

Yall dont wanna hear me talk yall just wanna dance

Yu-gi-HOEEEE @tomes-hemlock.bsky.social (happy bday bitchhhh)

I need a boyfriend that looks like a fat orange cat

Design so conceptually good i had to draw porn of him before hes even finalized. Anyways who wants to get grinded on by a larged legged bunny

Comitting the sin of listening to the evil sleep deprived voices

Good Morning!

Friend: why are you so religious all the sudden? Me, who as been repeating “nonono girl, desire is the root of all suffering” and “this too shall pass” on loop when im stressed: idk what you mean

Me: im gonna turn in early Brain: no sleep, laying in bed for. 9 hours, and a headache is the best i can do Ibueprophen free me please

You would not believe your eyes You would not believe youR EYES You wouldNT not believe your…eyes

Nows not the time to develop imposter syndrome im literally so sexy and cool

O e u a a ting tang walla walla bing bang