Okay I’m giving it until this evening, you guys have a LIIIIIIITLE bit longer

You should read the whole thing, but also just fyi

Why is the idea of jerking off to myself in a mirror really hot

The puppy is yearning againnn

Bleghhh. Dont wanna get up. My brain feels like a soft boiled egg rn

I'm opening up for ✨headshot commissions✨ to help build up funds while I'm out of work! £40 per (via paypal invoice), I can do SFW or NSFW stuff, with examples of both below! gonna take 3 slots for the time being, shoot me a DM if you're interested!

yeah, block snyder and move on chat.

so don't get too comfortable. #art

𓂃 ོ☼𓂃𝖲𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖢𝗂𝗍𝗒'𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎⋆☀︎｡

⋆✴︎°｡⋆⋆✴︎°｡⋆𝙄𝙍𝙄𝙎 𝙊𝙐𝙏⋆✴︎°｡⋆⋆✴︎°｡⋆

Too horny to fuction i wanna DO THINGS

my favorite robits

Let's keep dancing

My hair dresser: you have really well thought out opinions! So confident too you should do reviews! The two ollies in my mind conferance room:… well one of these is wrong but idk which

Everyone wants to look like their fursona until the dr takes off the bandages and you see you look like this

𝔑𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔢 𓆩♱𓆪 𝔓𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔶 ℜ𝔬𝔠𝔨 𝔄𝔫𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 🕸️๋࣭ ⭑ 24 𝔥𝔯 𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔵

Bleghh. I have no appetite. The food i made tastes good but i just dont have a will to eat it

Someone should buy me breakfastttt Teehee ko-fi.com/kingoleander

They started reading his wiki page live on call and turned off their screen to watch more clips of him

watched the cat returns he has swept me off my feet

Theyre so cool

hot take : the closest you're going to get to jiggling bara pecs is by having fat tits because muscle does not jiggle like jello I am sorry to be the bear of bad news. basically, get fat.

Need a feeder, not bc im actually looking to gain a bunch of weight (rn at least) but bc i cant be trusted to put 3 meals a day in me bc im stupid-

Need a video of a man breaking a fleshlight and fucking it to a torn pulp and then as hes getting up to turn off the vid he says “just wait till thats you…”

I h Ave so much cold medicine in me

Hhhhhhh you need to sand me using slowly high grits of sandpaperrr. Hhhhh you have to make me smooth and shinyyy. Hhhhh cmonnn you never use sand paper on a guy before? Cmon big guy sand meeee im just a widdle unfinished 3d print you gotta get the layer lines off of meeee cmonnnnnn

PSA Get the FUCK off my page if you're -MAGA -Pro Israel -Pro ICE -Anti Abortion -Homophobic -Transphobic -A fucking Nazi

Hmmmm. Rose themed lion in a cat suit thats so snatched when it gets to his neck all the mane shoots out like flower petals….

Haven’t you heard? Im the internet girl!

In dire need to be called a good doggy and be made fun of

Its so unfair i have to get up for work and not get *into* a mans arms and stay in bed

Don't follow this dude btw, he's using AI You can see it in the "art" itself and especially in the timelapses. andythebear01 is a major fraud LMAO

New worst emotion unlocked “I need to be scolded”

Fat men in thongs fat men in thongs fat men in thongs

Edible said get REALLY scared

Tits so big my lesbian friend cant stop thinking about them

Im supposed to be some cute lazy dog boy in the lap of someone who loves me but NOOOOOO IM DOING LAUNDRYYYY

I need to do insurance bs but. God i just wanna lay down. Too needy to get up

Context for chatting with me, the “double tap heart” is an everything reaction. Had a bad day? Sorry buddy ;; Something bad happen? Heres some love Cant respond rn? Here ill let you know ive seen what you said and respond how i can

shark backshots :)

Putting my entire body onntop of my body pillow so it cant slip out from under me is a game changer

So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions

[oc] my spider boy, Venandi, in the cookie run style, I'm still thinking what his ingredient should be, tarantula paw cookie perhaps #bara #muscles #muscular #muscularmale #muscularfurry #furry #furryart #furrybara #furryfanart #furryfandom #furrymale #male #man #cookierun #cookierunoc

Ok sad posting done i need a 400 pound person to crush my pelvis

"𝖪𝖾𝖾𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺 𝗌𝖺𝖿𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾, 𝗅𝖾𝗍’𝗌 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖥𝗈𝗋 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾’𝗌 𝗌𝖺𝗄𝖾, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗆𝗈𝗌𝗍𝗅𝗒 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗆𝖾"

My mom getting a corgi named ollie feels like a karmic punishment from the universe-

"Rowling will undoubtedly receive substantial royalties from the Fortnite skins… That money will likely be funneled into her hate campaign against trans people. "… over a third of… funding for the [U.K.] case came directly from Rowling…" www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/fort...

Pulling the “someone from reddit 10 years ago has an awnser” but for emotional issues isnt a place i expected to be but it is kinda funny

I need to be puppy’d so baddd i want a dog bed and someone to treat me like im stupid

@flowerycowdog.bsky.social was FILLED with excitement when we got MVPs