There’s nothing better than midday hotel sex with a british air flight attendant 😊

I really need straight people to understand that 😈 = horny

FREE BRITNEY

Hi Bloomfies i went out to the club last night

I enjoyed watching this season of The Traitors but I never want to watch a season like this again !!

This reunion is dumb and full of sore losers

It’s above freezing and the snow is melting and the traitors finale is tonight and I’m going out dancing tomorrow night !!!

Damn, my mayor sure does know how to plow!!

I am beautiful

The amount of typos I’ve sent today is a fireable offense 🙃

I’m the type of vers that will go months without topping and be like “damn idk if this is still for me…” Then have the best sex of my life fucking some jock/tool/bro’s brains out, exclusively top for a few months, bottom spontaneously in a daddy’s hotel room, and so on until I’m bored again!

More like f*ck the President day

I have absolutely no interest in seeing wuthering heights but I will be blasting the album in my ears all day

It’s not even 10am and I’ve already run into someone I had a terrible 3 way with back in the late 2010s 🙃🙃🙃

Is it just me or is everyone STRUGGLING this week?

Ciara Myst sent herself home when she walked out in that outfit knowing she was lip syncing to Toxic. She could’ve worn ANYTHING!!!

I could watch naomi smalls talk about shoes for the rest of my life

Trevor Noah talks too much

I don’t like performances that make filming at concerts look cool or encouraged

KATSEYE absolutely devoured

A good episode of drag race and thorgy on the pit stop…oh we are so back (for approximately two hours)

WE DESERVED MONET’S BANQUET OUTFIT

Everything sucks but charli xcx texted me today

I felt very seen by the Traitors Taco Bell commercial

Lots of realizations and growth and change happening Bloomfies!!!

I keep thinking he’s weird al

Stoned eating panda express and watching traitors ♥️

I actually think the globes should cut to the heated rivalry boys MORE. I want a Connor and Hudson live feed please.

So sorry to the bloomfie I met last night at the club but I was so very stoned so idk what I even managed to say to you but nice mustache bro!!!

Literally every time I am drunk and I meet a new bloomfie I bring up my love for @bostongayboy.bsky.social

HE IS TALLER THAN ME???? Wow Bloomfies are so handsome wtf

3K BLOOMFIES OMG I LOVE YOU I LOVE BLUESKY I LOVE GROWING AS A PERSON THROUGH SHARING MY STUPID THOUGHTS ONLINE TO SEXY STRANGERS xoxoxogayjohn

I love boys

I love my Bloomfies so much

Why on earth did I schedule a movie date before my NYE plans??? I do not own this many cute outfits!!!

Gay John’s fav outtakes 2025

Bloomfies can you share your favorite sex playlists? I need to impress that boy I told u about

If Bluesky ever actually dies this is how you’ll know:

My seafood lasagna was a HIT!

If I mess up this béchamel sauce tonight I will kill myself

HOT BOY SLEPT IN MY BED TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW 🥵😈😝

He’s already texted me asking what I’m up to later tonight…good thing I wore a cute outfit 😝

Oh Bloomfies I think I got him wrapped around my finger

This dude is fucking hot

Grrr!

There is nothing that makes me feel more masc than getting on a chair and changing a lightbulb

PULLED A HOTTIE LAST NIGHT AND HE WANTS TO GO ON AN ACTUAL DATE!!!!!!!

Showed the judges versatility till 2am last night 😘

Bloomfies I’m in the bathroom while we reset - but thought you should know - tonight’s married man who is visiting New York City is SEXY!!!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 so glad he cancelled plans with his sister!

Sometimes I fall back into old habits (I’m being a slut on Snapchat plz kill me) (…but now I have 3 DL boyfriends)