Grrr!

There is nothing that makes me feel more masc than getting on a chair and changing a lightbulb

PULLED A HOTTIE LAST NIGHT AND HE WANTS TO GO ON AN ACTUAL DATE!!!!!!!

Showed the judges versatility till 2am last night 😘

Bloomfies I’m in the bathroom while we reset - but thought you should know - tonight’s married man who is visiting New York City is SEXY!!!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 so glad he cancelled plans with his sister!

Sometimes I fall back into old habits (I’m being a slut on Snapchat plz kill me) (…but now I have 3 DL boyfriends)

If I were Smoothie Gay, I would’ve just gotten Hockey Daddy to pay for grad school and then break up with him at graduation

Shirtless photo of gay guy (2025)

GAYS I interrupt your Spotify wrapped posts for this breaking news:

At a restaurant in Vienna, Virginia and I’m 80% sure a Bloomfie is sitting next to my family but I can’t quite place it…

Nothing quite like dinner with the family and getting a “Happy thanksgiving, I’m so thankful for you.” from a cheating married man 🙃

I hate it here and I hate that this only helps terrible leaders do more horrible things

got these for u bro 😘

Currently trapped in the pull section of the gym with a guy I used to f*ck, a guy I tried unsuccessfully to f*ck, and I new guy I want to f*ck 🙃🙃🙃

Wicked FYI: Jonathan Bailey’s bicep vein is worth the price of admission

Sun Day Fun Day (Kissing boys!!!!)

Can someone tell the straight girls at the bar to move away from the hot solo gay bear 🙄🙄🙄

Lately it’s been so rough emotionally (the news ya know bro) but what gets me through is Trixie Mattel zohran demi lovato family guy marijuana sugar free Red Bull Crunchwrap supremes and u Bloomfies

Nothing quite like hooking up in a married man’s midtown office in the middle of the day while all the employees are out 😊

When I use a 3 second timer vs. when I use a 5 second timer

Just realized I made a hot guy I met remember my name months later…even though I only spoke to him for 2 minutes…

Hey nyc Bloomfies have any of you met up with that sniffies guy who constantly posts about dentist roleplays? I’m low key obsessed with his dedication lol

GRAMMY NOMINEES KATSEYE AND ADDISON RAE

Mature is better obviously but also check out Four Leaf Clover by Siren Society because those ladies got me bopping

This one guy I dated is a crazy psycho Katy Perry fan (Joella level) and when I ran into him earlier this year I said “I thought of you when Katy Perry’s album tanked!” which did NOT go over well…anyways I kind of like this song should I text him?

Omg Ryan Murphy just sent a script to Sarah Paulson titled “NANCY!” and starts filming next year…

I AM SO HAPPY TO LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY EVERYDAY BUT ESPECIALLY TODAY!

Leg day followed by voting for an incredible nyc mayoral candidate and then seeing my friends for a happy hour catch-up and now at my parents to panic and watch results and hope everything turns out correctly tonight ok we will get through this divas!!!!

A good sandwich can really turn the day around

Emotionally listening to Demi’s album on this walk oh wow so much healing happening these days

Last minute drinks with the bestie at the gay bar that’s a ten minute walk away and has very hot bartenders and clientele

Gay bar playing the jade album we might just be ok divas !!!

I’m taking a stand:

That garbage court cannot take away my right to marry a man I HAVEN’T EVEN MET YET

Bro I’m soooo sorry for thinking you were into me but you only ever approach me when we’re both naked in the locker room and you’re staring at my d*ck 🙄🙄🙄

Fav sign

Spa night with lesbians!!

Straight boy bachelor party highlights include Gay John taking a sake water gun down his throat better than all the other bros:

They should’ve never added the ability to push your seat back into someone’s face on a plane. Does it even make a difference ???

Bachelor party has turned into “watch the bachelor’s favorite anime” and I’m not mad

Bloomfies I had a really amazing weekend with the boys and I go home tomorrow and I be posting some more updates as I’m trying to be in the moment now but anyways I love Bluesky so much

Fav straight boy bachelor party quotes so far: “You guys wanna get some raw meat?” “The constitution is a terribly written document” “John ordered dominoes and found some gay guys”

I’m such a “incredible gay person that changed our straight lives”

I can’t even keep up with all the “it’s my balls” jokes with these straight boyzzzzz

Beers with da boys are the best beers

Bloomfies, I need your support now more than ever… I’m on my flight to Florida for a STRAIGHT BRO BACHELOR PARTY WEEKEND LET’S GOOOOOO 💅

Woooooaaaahhhhh 7am divas

“Come over and f*ck me at 2am while my adult daughter sleeps on the couch” do you really think you’re that hot or I’m that desperate wow men are GARBAGE

I look so hot for no reason yet again tonight

I love to put my fingers in my scrub daddy’s mouth