they censor the wordle copypaste to protect morons from themselves

he fits in the palm of your hand he takes time to understand

glaceon job application

"i miss her" and it's serani poji

they dont tell you the shit you nonverbally agree to when you move in with someone 😵‍💫

fucked up man whys today gotta be tuesday may 5th 2026

today is my first day of "real employment"

educating myself #reading

i want the apartment they got in icarly

しっぽアタック

food and youtube is back

fat fuck

stupid ass creature get off of there you moron

A cool vaporeon!! 🐟 For @sbubby-s.bsky.social :3

i am now IP banned from the pokemon center website :D

gender neutral bathroom #gnb

just one more lane bro

speaking of "security" so far i've seen 0 ice agents at newark airport however it's not like i'm going out of my way to find them

i love our underfunded security department and gender neutral bathrooms

this glaceon is heading to the airport at a time thats currently most optimal to catch their flight (four hours early)

this was worth it

YOU WILL REACH THE BOTTOM YOU WILL SEE EVERYTHING THE WORLD IS IN YOUR FINGERTIPS AND YOU WILL SEE IT ALL JUST KEEP SCROLLING

cool game if only there was a way to play it without the unfortunate crt squish 👀👀👀👀

for some reason this folder icon has a black background?? how does this happen

the sylveon

spring is here

sorry seats taken bud

Happening soon

i got naneinf in my first run lmao gg

completionist++! balatro is a really cool game for cool people next im going for naneinf!

5 years old girl enjoying cig and alcohol (2023)

if you own this thing and you're not sleeping under the covers with it every night you're doing it wrong

the typer

fuck tcg. fuck pods. im going to a place where i know i will get acceptance.

i'm in seattle and i dont want to leave

the flyer

the espeon plushie has hit the bank account

Oh i saw that yesterday was sylveon day You know? Im something of a sylveon myself too :3 (?

It turns out @sevvy.bsky.social is very weak to belly rubs... art by @tontarotaro.bsky.social! Thank you!

about a year ago the life size eeveelution plushies were announced for $400 each, and out of sheer panic and fear of missing out i placed a preorder on every single plush that was available, and now they're just selling them outright. and there was no need to panic. at least i have a job now!

my fur so soft and my body so cool

slop that kills eevee

we always love glasses pokegirls !!

Glaceon 8/9 ❄️