Copa de Oro with Dad, USA vs Costa Rica and it’s down to PKs. We live for days like this.

Someone tell the ref that bad calls make you go bald. Top of the list is a missed blatant hand ball.

Some things are bigger than sports rivalries. Stay strong Savy! @acvalkyries.bsky.social @rebellion99ac.bsky.social

It’s not actually a certain date that determines when summer starts it’s just when you’re double screening WNBA and NWSL for the first time in a year

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On or off the pitch, trans people belong in sport. 🏳️‍⚧️ #transpeoplebelong #nwsl

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Tomorrow we get LIT (Stream) with our special guests @cometssc.bsky.social, @jaimiecantdance.bsky.social, & @nocturnalgunner.bsky.social one guest at a time meaning topics of conversation vary. What we do know is you WILL be entertained! See you tomorrow at 7p CT 📺 www.youtube.com/live/EXDE0mP...

Shout out to NWSL SGs, the work isn’t always easy but it is so worth it.

As a neurodivergent person, living in the US lately has been a rollercoaster for my anxious tummy. Is my stomach hurting because of something I ate, or is it just the feeling of impending doom?

This is the best I’ve ever physically felt after a home opener. Instead of feeling like I was hit by a truck, it feels more like I wiped out skateboarding.

I can’t dance or do a cartwheel and yet I believe with my entire soul I’d be an amazing mascot.

Me when the USWNT play:

I disassociated as I was listening to A Bar Song and one second “everybody at the bar is getting tipsy” and the next “errbody at the club gettin tipsy.” Went from Shaboozey to J Kwon in milliseconds.

It is National Girls and Women in Sports Day. Trans girls and trans women are girls and women, and should be able to play sports, at all levels, just like anyone else. They should be able to live and love and work and present however they choose. And I will stand in front of them to keep them safe.

jessica berman should donate 50% of her salary to the nwslpa if they’re gonna have to keep doing 50% of her job

I took my dog on an early morning walk before work so he would handle his business. Our back yard is a mud pit due to rain. He decided to go on said walk and pee everywhere but waited until we were home to shit on my Star Wars rug. He is now resting from such strenuous activity.

It’s beginning to be the time of year where I find stacks of NWSL cards all over my house.

defend themselves in court

I’m not sure how I would have made it through the day without Issa Rae, Keke Palmer, and SZAs clips from hot ones. Truly gave me the laughs I needed.

This timeline definitely has its issues, but I feel grateful that I ended up in the same one as @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social

It’s crazy how much happier the entire household is now that we have our boy home with us. His Dogmother got him on the same sauce as his grandpa so they can twin. Kobe 💜💛

The entire time my folks and I have been inside because of bad air quality I’ve had a hyper fixation on the Mufasa song “I’ve always wanted a brother.” I’ve been singing it for days. My dad finally asked me, “Jaimie you don’t have a brother what the hell are you singing about? I’m so confused.”

Sometimes long distance friendships are tough and sometimes they are silly fun. While on FaceTime with Nina I casually spot Emily Fox exiting the tube behind her 😂

Someone tell my stubborn 80 year old son and my “I can do bad all by myself” 76 year old daughter that going to Costco in this air quality not an emergency. I swear parents do not listen.

I saw a trash can fly into a parked car, my neighbors palm trees as swaying precariously, and dozens of homes and acres of nature are in danger. It was really nice to get away from it for a second and get to be a kid yelling “if ya smelllllllll what the rock, is cooking.”

My niece got a hamster for her birthday, and I walked in prepared to toss him if he bit me. But now? I’m totally obsessed! I built him a cardboard maze, curated his diet, and even contemplated the fallout of swapping him with another hamster to bring him home as my emotional support pet.

Seems like everyone I know, including myself, is facing flight delays today. Here’s to leaving all delays behind in 2024! ✈️✨

I avoided marrying into a family that does turkey trots but I find myself at midnight mass.

Happy Holidays Homies. The East Coast and I have made up.

I’m not over the fact that I got to see USC play UCONN. Def one of the most entertaining games I’ve seen live.

it's clear that all berman cares about is whoever has the largest pile of cash to hand over immediately. when facilities, vision, identity or professionalism aren't requirements, you get 'too many balls dot com' and a "home" stadium in which a pro soccer team is the 13th priority and has a curfew.

Jonas Eidevall, you’ll remember, let Viv Miedema walk away from Arsenal so they could play more “aggressive football”. He resigned from Arsenal six months later after an awful start to the season, and losing the locker room. Good luck, San Diego.

My husband and I - We can’t wait for this holiday vacation to New Jersey to see our family. We can finally relax after a stressful move and crazy end of year at work. The universe- How about an Artic chill and having to say goodbye to your sister’s dog?

@likethe309.bsky.social will you wave a 🇨🇷 flag for Rocky every now and then?

Warren just came into the room to tell me he created TV profiles for the house. He gave everyone their first names for TV profiles, but mine…JaimieCantDance.

She was making all those tik toks and being silly because she was leaving us and knew we’d need it. Even in the end, our brick wall was looking out for us.

jill ellis ain't SHIT "I had flown home for personal reasons, on landing I find out I lost my job. Obviously with that comes challenges, because it's not just me it's my family too. Unfortunately it terminated our visas...and just left us with challenges as a family." youtu.be/J94OAQQhYO0...

Today I found out that I am able to help my husband move all our stuff into our finished home. In strength, ingenuity, and endurance we are equals. As much as I love that for me… if we ever have to move again I have decided I will not be helping 😂

The Power of Death, by William Holbrook Beard, 1889-90, 📸 by @DCIvan

I’m so happy I got to tell Marta that watching her play soccer deepens my love for the sport. I hope she knows how thankful we are for everything she’s done for Latina women and for women in sports

Dallas getting the number 1 draft over the Sparks is my origin story. How does the worst team not get the first pick ffs 😭😡🤬

I’ve slept on it and I’ve decided that I’m still pissed that Serrano was robbed.

My dad was on his John Cena bullshit at dinner this weekend. After all these years I’m still ordering fries and mashed potatoes.

Whoopi Goldberg announced she is launching the first global women’s sports channel called AWSN All Women’s Sports Network. Combined with her work in Sister Act and Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit, she proves she exists for my mental health.

When the Dodgers are playing in the World Series but you have to capo for Angel City, you activate RALLY Banana Jaimie.

How I’m pulling up to Thanksgiving dinner after my mom said I didn’t have to hold my tongue.

I don’t miss sitting in traffic on my way home from the office. But I do miss the space to display all my dumb toys.