Time for plan B. Let me get the hammer.

started thinking?

It's so easy! Just don't.

I don't think

That & those who eat it HELLO CROW FRIENDS

[FLIES AWAY ON THE BACK OF A DRAGON]

Dragons!

Your new best friend!

👀

{ Starter for @greathammersfall.bsky.social } The desert was unforgiving, and it's limited water was coveted by more than just the wildlife. When a vicious pack of Genprey move into the area surrounding the closest natural spring to the city, a call to adventurers to remove them quickly arose. +

I've tried dying my hair to all one color to avoid being the protagonist but it still keeps happening

ow. ow. ow. ow. ow.

In pain today. Bother at your own risk.

Huh.... They weren't sure how much they could help 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵

:B

Daily bunny no.3089 is standing guard

I just think that girls are really pretty.

I've tried dying my hair to all one color to avoid being the protagonist but it still keeps happening

I seem to have been afflicted by a terrible curse

WAAAAIIIIT (Too drunk to follow for long before they fall over)

HUH???

GAAAAAL

Isss... not food... (Blinks. Still handing over the bottle.) There'ss a good donut place!! Uhh.... soooomwhere 'round here.

Sure enough!! (Hic) Want sooome? (Offering out the bottle. The lable is in a strange language, but it smells like vodka)

Giggling madly

Not THAT cheap. Has a label. Know where it caaaame froooom. Heheheheh

Hi Plago! I'm Lago!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEE

YEAH OKAY WHATEVER, GRANDPA

GOT A CHEAP BOTTLE OF BOOZE WHEEEEEEEEE

𝙔𝙞𝙣 (Species: Yian Garuga) - Found, not hatched. The circumstances of her and Lago's meeting are shrouded in mystery. - Poisonous tail and talons, deadly fireball breath attack - surprisingly calm for a Yian Garuga

I found a weird, blue mouse

WHY NOT??

WHO?!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

WAIT IS THERE FREE FOOD?!?

(moving the wings up and down)

It has movable wings!

(Has stolen half of the console to make a lego dragon)

(Playing around with Snowdrift. Occasionally, the wyvern puts Lago's entire head in its mouth and gently nibbles on them)

in my jonkler era

I am so broke it is not even funny

Yawn

Why not???

hmm... it still sounds delicious.

what's a cigarette

{ Starter for @sunsetsol.bsky.social } These days, it seemed that monsters from his home world were more widespread than ever, and the hunter's guild couldn't keep track of all of the reported cases. Small villages would just have to deal with the+