I'm becoming a worse person by the second and I think that's okay.

EVERYONE SHUT UP It's Mercy's birthday :)

Has now been sleeping for nearly 36 hours.

(twirling around in a skirt)

"I haven't slept in four days!"

I don't think so either. ... got any food?

You aren't my enemy! ... right?

I'm an irritant with beasts!

He's scared of Fatalis

Percy is mean to me and doesn't respect me

🥺

"PERCY, PERCY, PERCY!!! WANNA DO A POLAR BEAR PLUNGE WITH ME?"

Swimming breaststroke through very powdery snow

Every1 mean 2 me

idk what kind of desserts they have in the wasteland but i do know they have cake

Sure thing, peaches

look at this damp idiot

look at that wet idiot

Actually.... sometimes the wyvern ends up drunk too.

//percy ages up as an oc as i get older but Lago is unfortunately forever stuck at 19 bc he is afflicted with protagonist

Sneaking into a bar not to get alcohol, but to steal the bar snacks

Oh! Can I let one of my dragons eat them? It'd help me save on groceries.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO HARD FREEZE YAAAAAAAY

𝙔𝙞𝙣 (Species: Yian Garuga) - Found, not hatched. The circumstances of her and Lago's meeting are shrouded in mystery. - Poisonous tail and talons, deadly fireball breath attack - surprisingly calm for a Yian Garuga

There's no shortage of destruction... Lago can barely make heads or tails of what he's looking at from his bird's-eye view, but he does make a mental note of which areas had been decimated by what seemed like a powerful explosion, and those that were ravaged by teeth and claws. He didn't like this.

Percy doesn't appreciate me for the font of information that I am

I am simply a little guy and I am very overwhelmed

🙂

crying while eating extremely spicy snacks

FIRE BLAST FIRE BLAST FIRE BLAST

Anyway Time to topple yet another evil organization.

Well, besides Red, of course.

I grew tired of being at the mercy of beasts, so I became the one to destroy the rest.

It seems like things could go tits-up around you, resulting in upped charges.

Burglary, drug trafficking, or general smuggling are my guesses.

Your list of crimes is long, I can tell. I can make some educated guesses and probably be right on all of them.

I CAN COOK!!!!!!!!!!!

I know what you did

I AM GOING TO BE A PROBLEM TODAY

OWWWWW POSED TOO HARD. PULLED A BACK MUSCLE.

That's fascinating! How did they die?

(Has been wearing sunglasses nonstop)

Hi Kim! Long time listener, first time caller. Just wanted to know, why is there so much bloodcurling screaming on this station? Huge fan!

Don't tell Percy but I ended up absorbing some cooking lessons from him and it is saving my life while camping out here ... i think i might be a good cook

"We're famous, Ratha!!" Posing for the crowd, which goes wild