"It's fine, buddy. Just a cold." More gross coughing.

Sniffles

//if you're ever wondering wtf Lago is talking abt I'm using him as my protagonist as I go through all the pokemon games and I'm in alola rn lmao

//im so happy Lago gets to interact with a Ratha. Man talks to his dog but he's the only one that knows what the dog is saying

"You could probably charge weirdos a lot of money for something like that."

They are now a rider pancake, giggling furiously as Ratha checked them over. Two hands reach up to grab the wyvern's face, Lago rubbing the sides of his snout in greeting. "I could ask you the same thing! You've gotten even bigger!!"

its so weird how no one ever wants to keep talking to me after my monsters pulverize their monsters

"My BABY!!! I missed you so much!!!!"

its so weird how no one ever wants to keep talking to me after my monsters pulverize their monsters

"Yes! Would you like a peanut butter cup?" Offering out candy.

//thinking about Lago tonight

Yummy travel scholarships

(Snorts awake, but is still 99% in dreamland) 'Ll... getcha food.... inna minute ... (Yawning. Drifting back off to sleep despite the wyvern gnawing on him.)

"Neat! You ever make anything out of the ones that fall out?"

"RATHA?!?!?!?"

"Do you know exactly how many teeth you have? Do you lose them often?"

uwu

I'm not so sure you can say that if you're the one that turned them into a horse

They're about to start dancing again.

//sorry i was gonna try and write a bunch of stuff today but now im just annoyed at irl things and cant focus. i'll try to get to things later

but flareon is the only fully-evolved fire type that cannot learn solar beam

Apparently, conservation is easier when you have someone who can directly tell you what the creature you're trying to protect is saying.

I can't even be mad for all these people wanting to kill me like, i get the hostility towards tourists however I WAS INVITED TO THESE ISLANDS. BY YOU GUYS.

A 6 YEAR OLD JUST THREATENED TO KNEECAP ME

I do want to steal one of their teams jackets. The horns look cool.

Counterpoint: Giant Flaming Moth

Let me see how she feels after a chat with my monsters.

Correct! I am still afraid.

OH. THE WOMAN IS PLOT-ESSENTIAL. I FORGOT.

I met a woman who I think wants to dissect me and do experiments with my bones.

Need me a dedenne in these trying times

Munching on a dried pepper

The what

Since Percy is gone I get to raid his kitchen pantry

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE!

YOU'RE THE WEIRDO TALKING ABOUT LAYING ZOMBIE EGGS

TARGET ACQUIRED

If I start talking to you about the egg care of various monsters and your response is you wishing you can lay eggs, i am going to get very violent

Where's Percy I want him to make food

💭 hungry...

(Rude hand sign. Storming off.)

WHAT THE FUCK???

Hm... [SUCCESS] Fine. (They grab the leaf and eat it without a second thought.)

Gross. I don't make a habit of eating random foliage. 💭 WHAT DOES THIS WEIRD OLD WOMAN EVEN WANT FROM ME? I SHOULD MAKE AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE. IS YIN BACK FROM HER FLIGHT YET? I CANT HEAR HER.

You're weird. 💭WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG FOR PEOPLE TO FIGURE OUT SHAGARU MAGALA WAS THE ELDER FORM OF GORE MAGALA. AND WHY ISN'T GOGMAZIOS RELATED TO THEM. HM.... SUSHI....

I have no idea what you're talking about 💭 WHAT DID THAT GIRL MEAN WHEN SHE ASKED ME IF I DID THIS FOR FUN? OH, I'M REALLY HUNGRY. SNOWDRIFT IS PROBABLY HUNGRY TOO. I NEED TO REPAIR MERCY'S SADDLE.

HUH?? 💭 I WONDER WHAT KIND OF DONUTS THE BAKERY HAS TODAY OR IS IT ALREADY TOO LATE TO GET FRESH ONES I THINK MONSTERS ARE NEAT I SHOULD GET ONE OF THE RANCHERS TO CHECKUP ON KING WOW THE WEATHER IS NICE