hello darkness you old twat i know it's you cos there's a bat

it's my birthday this month; will YOU be the one to buy me the owl orphenoch costume so i can modify it into a Sexy Version ? ?

england weather report: it is still too soon to wear bob vylan merch around white middle class people

carbon footprint shmarbon shmootprint look at these improvements

guilty conscience? no thanks

and they laughed when i got a marble floor in my kitchen ENJOY UR SCORCHING HELL

blame me, i introduced her to this song (as i will you too)

what can we do about this

HAYLP! HAYLP! THUH OCEAIN'S IN PEYRIL!!

watched some 80s rider yesterday and this chick harumi is really pushing the limits of what is an acceptably cute outfit

more of a multiple day fan access event than a funeral really

twatGPT how do i make an emote

"why was kamen rider black particularly enduringly popular" you seen my man's fits

areet that's enough riderposting commission me to draw a rude picture for you!

omw to Be your girl

"i want to speak to the manager!!" the manager:

just a humble kamen rider kabuto fan freaking the FUCK out at this image iykyk

un hombre tiene que ser "súper delicious" para que yo me lo coma

my .avi of kamen rider zo from like 15 years ago / toei's official upload of kamen rider zo to their official english language yt from 5 years ago

hey, do any of my Freaky Followers really know their shit when it comes to kamen rider decade?

idk if double dragon ii gets its flowers for being an action game which features an audible field of cows

o rose thou art sick

how is this different to a texas switch

me when a girl i'm coaching can't lift weights

anyone else like nicolas cage but think The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent was a bit shite

can't wait to party with Fox McLoud again woo baby yeah (i'm joking, remakes are whatever)

cereal never had balls, bro. it was made by John Kellogg as a libido suppressant bro. we've been eating castrati kibble the whole time

auto translation is anti multilingual :)

legit i can Remember seeing people in my country especially lose all faith in the idea of experts, as tv and newspapers and radio convinced us that "we should make our own minds up [without actually doing any research]"

@ezzer.bsky.social we ALMOST had that exchange on the anniversary of my first post about it, darn bsky.app/profile/oqto...

"fuck around and find out" is really just another way of saying "make mistakes and learn"

come on guilty gear heads, give it up for this one

they'll tell you that being gay is unnatural because it was only just invented or whatever, but facts don't care about your feelings

hello! watch my normal video about a normal tetris game that absolutely has nothing to do with anything other than tetris it's a normal one this time

this is So Fucking Funny to me mind when a kid gets in trouble for yelling くたばれーっ!! on the playground, presumably while using their ult can english speaking anime nerds please cut it out, swearing does not work the same in every language, kuso just means "crud"

"boss the strategy isn't working, we need to try something radical" "....add 'sweater' to the prompts"

@earleybird0.bsky.social c'mon make your first post @ me and win an amazing prize

art by me animation by my best friend @smudgebap.com moon child (you've got the power to be his friend) by @seven.eurosky.social

this is your last chance to say you commissioned me before i was famous for my "moon child does maria castlevania's thumbs up from rondo" gif

riley is literally a professional editor, hire her

ninja gaiden is Hardcore Gaming for Serious Adults

can anyone help me find siobhan fahey's SEX jumper i could pull off this look so easy it's insane

chuck norris fact: that bitch dead

whether you say something Fucking Stupid or Fucking Brilliant to me, my reaction is the same

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I like to think that, should I discover myself to be the reincarnation of ultimate evil, I'd still be a pretty chill guy?