i'm on that "yes means no" tip i'm so into enthusiastic consent that if a mfer wants to have sex with me they gotta hand me a request cosigned by a notary

some dudes so straight they won't even check their own prostate

whoever invented industrial music 30 seconds before they invented industrial music: "TURN THAT FUCKIN HOOVER OFF I'M TRYING TO COMPOSE" whoever invented industrial music 30 seconds later: "TURN THAT FUCKIN HOOVER UP I'M TRYING TO COMPOSE"

dekaranger one of my favourite super sentai seasons cos it explores the escapist fantasy of "what if cops protected people"

a decade a long time and also nothing at all

i know it's a meme now, but....... look at that. that fucking whips. doesn't that fucking whip

kicking off the new year with the utopian masterpiece that is Gorby's Great Pipeline Plan ganbatte, gorby!!

"bla bla countdown vampires is a bad game bla bla" the manual is part of a game's end user experience, therefore countdown vampires cannot be bad, checkmate

some of yall have Never Forgiven a Shenanigan and it shows

happy boxing day to jake paul

spirit, are these the shadows of things that could be me, or are they the shadows of things that are all of me

btw i drew a fucking NB* as a gift for someone cool *Nonbinary Bat

about to "hang out" on christmas eve wearing a white leather outfit hbu

wait i'm sorry if netflix own warner are slipknot now a Netflix Band that rules lmao

opera singer sets fire to her house while ninjas fight around her a.i. could never only doa4 could pull that off

friend of mine got me so woke about so-called Official Translations "um actually the author [who doesn't speak english] specified THIS spelling??" imagine if you did that shit the other way around. i don't care if it's the wrong kana, i like it!! no i don't know what it means!!

non-jp godzilla movies can dress him up in all the Edgy Badass imagery they want, storywise he's still ALWAYS just the superhero godzilla from the 70s where are the cool directors willing to do a gmk-style movie about america's complicity in godzilla's creation

never let them tell you what you look like

hometowns are for leaving fuck my hometown

"ooo are you a woman" "ooo are you a man" "ooo are you enby wenby"

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super cool to see yang zhang roll back some of his observations of godzilla -1.0, but i'm seething over his misunderstanding of sentience vs. sapience lol

bad news i've evaporated because @smudgebap.com made me a personalised blingee

listen to my bestie asking questions

who the FREAK put those glasses on joe higashi, shit looks like a really mundane fetishist mod lmao

"of course we'll abide by the ruling, your honour, but what else can we call ourselves?? we ONLY sell FANS"

me and @smudgebap.com have been up all night and are about to watch end of evangelion ama (except "are you sure you understand the broader context into which this film was released")

Rick..... Rikku..... Riku..... 陸..... Land Kine..... Kain..... Kai..... 海..... Sea Coo..... Kuu..... Kuu..... 空..... Sky

when a Cosy Girl asks you if you want to watch the youtube videos she likes...... you say YES

LAAUUURAAA

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it's not a song about how airman specifically is hard to beat; it's a song about how hard ANY given rockman game's play pattern is until you've beaten a boss

mfers talking about "the hottest women in resident evil" and my main bitch didn't make the cut ? ??!! ?!? ! get on my level

in japan, beavis and butt-head were voiced by comedy duo london boots, and yes, they are just Actually Them with their hair colours swapped

he's just a little boy......

"um it's not the x button it's the cross button??? dumbass????" mfer that is the バツ button what are you trying

me in your discord server

i'm sick overly supportive friend: HELL YEAH U R SIS!!! no i mean i'm literally sick overly supportive friend: I'M SAYIN BRO!!!!!

yall know where i work out

just sitting down taking a seat like millions of normal people do every day doesn't mean anything

two of my favourite kinds of woman facing off

[waking up groggily on a sunday afternoon with all the typical signifiers of a hangover] oh god.. did i.... ask a youtuber i like to collaborate with me on a visual novel last night

uhhhh "do it" by underscores????? exc use me?????????

somehhow @smudgebap.com is my best friend, i do not question it i simply love her with my whole face

dude i am so fuckin good at halloween

Motivated to do something intensely risky

Nothing like getting to introduce someone to Skunk Anansie Why are you crying? Cos you're a sadgirl in the 90s baby

Saying goodbye fucking sucks More porn soon

who is messaging me i can't read them it's in the name