idk if double dragon ii gets its flowers for being an action game which features an audible field of cows

o rose thou art sick

how is this different to a texas switch

me when a girl i'm coaching can't lift weights

anyone else like nicolas cage but think The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent was a bit shite

can't wait to party with Fox McLoud again woo baby yeah (i'm joking, remakes are whatever)

cereal never had balls, bro. it was made by John Kellogg as a libido suppressant bro. we've been eating castrati kibble the whole time

auto translation is anti multilingual :)

legit i can Remember seeing people in my country especially lose all faith in the idea of experts, as tv and newspapers and radio convinced us that "we should make our own minds up [without actually doing any research]"

@ezzer.bsky.social we ALMOST had that exchange on the anniversary of my first post about it, darn bsky.app/profile/oqto...

"fuck around and find out" is really just another way of saying "make mistakes and learn"

come on guilty gear heads, give it up for this one

they'll tell you that being gay is unnatural because it was only just invented or whatever, but facts don't care about your feelings

hello! watch my normal video about a normal tetris game that absolutely has nothing to do with anything other than tetris it's a normal one this time

this is So Fucking Funny to me mind when a kid gets in trouble for yelling くたばれーっ!! on the playground, presumably while using their ult can english speaking anime nerds please cut it out, swearing does not work the same in every language, kuso just means "crud"

"boss the strategy isn't working, we need to try something radical" "....add 'sweater' to the prompts"

@earleybird0.bsky.social c'mon make your first post @ me and win an amazing prize

art by me animation by my best friend @smudgebap.com moon child (you've got the power to be his friend) by @seven.eurosky.social

this is your last chance to say you commissioned me before i was famous for my "moon child does maria castlevania's thumbs up from rondo" gif

riley is literally a professional editor, hire her

ninja gaiden is Hardcore Gaming for Serious Adults

can anyone help me find siobhan fahey's SEX jumper i could pull off this look so easy it's insane

chuck norris fact: that bitch dead

whether you say something Fucking Stupid or Fucking Brilliant to me, my reaction is the same

fufufufufu

I like to think that, should I discover myself to be the reincarnation of ultimate evil, I'd still be a pretty chill guy?

when @emkultra64.com sees a castlevania game she hasn't streamed yet

me trying to explain to a Bunch of Weirdos why i think it's good super sentai finished

man you ain't gotta stand like that just to save your game

hardest censoring of "he died" i ever saw

how i'm tryna be

don't fucking test me ebay

literally no one else on this flat earth is qualified to draw such a thumbnail

if you're ready for me boy you better push the button and let me know before i get the wrong idea and go

believe it or not, i do still draw lewds for money. try me

the arse on this volcano

people who know me irl think i have swag, but i'm Fucking Sauceless up against the cover of the kamen rider kiva photobook

anyone ever play this mfer

monday morning // tuesday evening

remember gorengers, whatever english spelling an official japanese source uses is Correct no matter what

kamen rider did gamergate in 2002

well if you're so funny why are you on your own tonight? and if you are so clever why are you on your own tonight?

on the one hand, the in-house translations capcom did in the 90s were "bad" on the other hand...............

anyone who follows me got experience editing and/or managing a Fandom wiki page?

no...... bad translator....... no.

something poignantly fitting about scrubbing a floor to the kamen rider revice op