chuck norris fact: that bitch dead

whether you say something Fucking Stupid or Fucking Brilliant to me, my reaction is the same

fufufufufu

I like to think that, should I discover myself to be the reincarnation of ultimate evil, I'd still be a pretty chill guy?

when @emkultra64.com sees a castlevania game she hasn't streamed yet

me trying to explain to a Bunch of Weirdos why i think it's good super sentai finished

man you ain't gotta stand like that just to save your game

hardest censoring of "he died" i ever saw

how i'm tryna be

don't fucking test me ebay

literally no one else on this flat earth is qualified to draw such a thumbnail

if you're ready for me boy you better push the button and let me know before i get the wrong idea and go

believe it or not, i do still draw lewds for money. try me

the arse on this volcano

people who know me irl think i have swag, but i'm Fucking Sauceless up against the cover of the kamen rider kiva photobook

anyone ever play this mfer

monday morning // tuesday evening

remember gorengers, whatever english spelling an official japanese source uses is Correct no matter what

kamen rider did gamergate in 2002

well if you're so funny why are you on your own tonight? and if you are so clever why are you on your own tonight?

on the one hand, the in-house translations capcom did in the 90s were "bad" on the other hand...............

anyone who follows me got experience editing and/or managing a Fandom wiki page?

no...... bad translator....... no.

something poignantly fitting about scrubbing a floor to the kamen rider revice op

breath of fire 2's form change system laughs at ur pronouns...... aspar, a genderfluid icon........

all i really wanna do is make moves with my crew if you know how we do go yehhhhhh

"oh i'm mainly into heisei godzilla" "hey have u seen any shouwa rider" do mfers do this for doctor who "ugh the carolean iii seasons are so overwrought, elizabethan ii every time"

"just make him white, right down to his hair texture" an honestly incredible solution from capcom

lowkey one of the best things about my new town is i can listen to arab hip hop without anyone calling the police

Y O P E R R E O S O L A

i'm on that "yes means no" tip i'm so into enthusiastic consent that if a mfer wants to have sex with me they gotta hand me a request cosigned by a notary

some dudes so straight they won't even check their own prostate

whoever invented industrial music 30 seconds before they invented industrial music: "TURN THAT FUCKIN HOOVER OFF I'M TRYING TO COMPOSE" whoever invented industrial music 30 seconds later: "TURN THAT FUCKIN HOOVER UP I'M TRYING TO COMPOSE"

dekaranger one of my favourite super sentai seasons cos it explores the escapist fantasy of "what if cops protected people"

a decade a long time and also nothing at all

i know it's a meme now, but....... look at that. that fucking whips. doesn't that fucking whip

kicking off the new year with the utopian masterpiece that is Gorby's Great Pipeline Plan ganbatte, gorby!!

"bla bla countdown vampires is a bad game bla bla" the manual is part of a game's end user experience, therefore countdown vampires cannot be bad, checkmate

some of yall have Never Forgiven a Shenanigan and it shows

happy boxing day to jake paul

spirit, are these the shadows of things that could be me, or are they the shadows of things that are all of me

btw i drew a fucking NB* as a gift for someone cool *Nonbinary Bat

about to "hang out" on christmas eve wearing a white leather outfit hbu

wait i'm sorry if netflix own warner are slipknot now a Netflix Band that rules lmao

opera singer sets fire to her house while ninjas fight around her a.i. could never only doa4 could pull that off

friend of mine got me so woke about so-called Official Translations "um actually the author [who doesn't speak english] specified THIS spelling??" imagine if you did that shit the other way around. i don't care if it's the wrong kana, i like it!! no i don't know what it means!!

non-jp godzilla movies can dress him up in all the Edgy Badass imagery they want, storywise he's still ALWAYS just the superhero godzilla from the 70s where are the cool directors willing to do a gmk-style movie about america's complicity in godzilla's creation

never let them tell you what you look like

hometowns are for leaving fuck my hometown