@illusclaire.bsky.social I'm heeeere

I like to think that, should I discover myself to be the reincarnation of ultimate evil, I'd still be a pretty chill guy?

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Sorry Wre*tling B*os' new "what if" video just reeks of AI top to bottom, and if it's not then... that is no compliment on my part.

A masterclass in shite hoodie design. My man thinks he is that bitch, but I hope for his sake a real that bitch never sees this terrible text placement and starts something

@nejireon.bsky.social Hey, I literally can't read my DMs because of BSky's age verification thing, sorry.

Is Gamest just straight up reviewing porn games now? Tekken 'WHAT' Tournament!?

Ozzy, bat in mouth, ascends Hogan, vitamins dropping to ground, descends

問答無用 one of the rawest phrases in the non-English language

Bob Vylan ARE a punk act Like What do you want from them, 21st century conservative press

Glad folk are discussing the very real political differences between WWE and AEW because it drove me bonkers that no one did it for WWF and WCW when I was a kid, like m8 do u even Ted Turner

@rhidaneelolivaw.bsky.social Tell me about the unpleasant narcissist lamborghini at your next convenience please and thank you

It's literally pronounced "Capcon" and no amount of Translation Chat will change this

A Real Mega Drive Controller

Just saw a dude [rightly] critique the Performance Center by asserting there should be "an OVW in every state" and I'm not sure there's a better accidental joke about wrestling

Can I just second that post about the AI image of Trump as pope being absolutely nothing lol Like is this genuinely the best they can do now, have they actually managed to kill memes

@rhidaneelolivaw.bsky.social Ah I see you caught me in my GoBots Era

And what will sir be having with his miscoloured GoBot? Seven gumballs? Excellent choice sir

Only trust Liger-Approved (tm) Game Boy (tm) software!!

Once again... It's "Jushin" Thunder Liger He started as "Jushin" (Beast God) Liger then literally powered up into Fire Liger and then his final form of Thunder Liger You can just! look it up!! You can!!! watch the matches!!!!

TERRY You're so strong You are the POWER

UK scientist, into phone, loudly: No, I said we wanted DIM SUM

Did Hulk Hogan learn to say よっしゃー in Japan

I knew Scioli's GoBots comic would slap, I love how explicitly he uses "toy" stuff

People who respond to literally meaningless A.I. satire comics with "So accurate"...... How do you get through the day

Cy-Kill for pope

My hottest wrestling take is that Roddy Piper had a genuinely beautiful singing voice

Fine, I'LL be the one person to watch Revenge of Cronos

No, it WAS Easter - last weekend. No son of mine's going to sit around the cloud all day, get out there and earn your keep

3 things everyone should learn to throw: * voice * hands * ass

"OH VERY MATURE" I sarcastically yell, like an adult

If someone expects me to respect them, I expect them to tell me what they get out of my respect

"Waah waah SNK Boss Syndrome" mate wait til you find out about SNK's actual real life boss

IN THE TRADITION OF LOU THESZ IN THE TRADITION OF JACK BRISCO AND THEY CAN ALL KISS MY ASS

Rodimus Christ I'd forgotten how unironically pumped the middle 8 synth solo in Dare* gets me *Stan Bush, not Gorillaz, but both are good

Who up simulposting on bluesky and twitter

I've heard a lot of music and I think this house track about what if Quick Man was gay for Mega Man by the guy who did the Nichijo OP might be one of my favourite songs of all time www.youtube.com/watch?v=g29F...

As a Brit who thinks the first American Revolution was a good idea I am fully behind a second one

Not listening to music made by artists younger than yourself is a conscious decision

All new Windows machines can and must come with our barely functional energy-wasting generative a.i., but no you still can't put a question mark in a filename

There will always be more of us

Insane normal

You don't have to construct your identity entirely from other people's waste

Why didn't I say "Hotaru and Gato's father"? I forgot she existed because the boring cowards haven't updated her design at all

Rock Howard is back from his training journey with Cain Heinlein and Linda McMahon Gato's father is finally revealed and it's Hasbulla